At 8/14/08 03:01 AM, alex-shelley wrote: i snuck into a changing room at a walmart with a pair of little girls panties off the rack...one of the biggest orgasms i have ever had, i spermed into the panties and i tried to put them back but they saw me and made me pay for them

i lol'd

Back when I liked Yaoi a bit and masturbated to it and mom came in to announce dinner was ready. She just stood in the doorway and didn't notice that the shock made my lose my load on my face. I almost had a fucking heart attack!

At 8/16/08 02:26 AM, sonicmega wrote:

At 8/12/08 01:54 AM, Littleluckylink wrote: (I heard masturbating before going to bed helps you get to sleep or something)

The main reason behind that is because your body is in so much fatigue by the time you finish that resting seems like a really good idea to your brain, so the process beCUMS a lot easier.

Hmm I see what j00 did thar.

i thought newgrounds had more balls than just 22 pages.

my m8 reckons his mum cuaght him doin it in his sleep! he woke up wit his dick in his hand and his mum lookin. he asked her how long shed been there and she sed bout 5 mins!!!!

dunno whether its true or not...

At 9/1/08 02:54 PM, alien1248 wrote: my m8 reckons his mum cuaght him doin it in his sleep! he woke up wit his dick in his hand and his mum lookin. he asked her how long shed been there and she sed bout 5 mins!!!!

dunno whether its true or not...

whit that enlgsih i say its fake. or his mom had sex with him afterwards.

When I came blood.

This happened to me a few years ago...

It was 1:30 AM and my parents were asleep. I shut my door and went to pornotube with the intention of murdering my penis. Unfortunately my door slowly started opening while I was working my thing because I didn't shut it all the way. By the time I was almost done, I heard footsteps. Someone was walking into MY bathroom. Wtf, use your own bathroom, dickhead. I slowed down, but didn't think anything of it because I assumed my door was shut... This almost ruined my boner, so I had to start over...and for some reason I decided to turn around because I was really getting into it.

HOLY SHIT MY DOOR WAS OPEN THE WHOLE TIME FUCK FUCK FUCK THE BATHROOM DOOR ALMOST DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM MY ROOM IS SHUT FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M CAUGHT FUCK FUCK FUCK

I put my shorts back on, hit ALT+F4, and then jumped onto my bed facing the wall...but I forgot I had headphones on...so they come unplugged when I jumped onto my bed. The bathroom door opens and the LOUDEST FUCKING MOANING PLAYS. I turn to my computer and THE PORN DIDN'T CLOSE WHAT THE FUCK I HIT ALT F4 WHAT THE FUCK OH SHIT I CLICKED ON THE FLASH VIDEO AND HIT IT SO IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING FUCK FUCK FUCK

My dad runs into my room and sees a chick getting railed from behind and then (I assume) turns to me laying there on my bed facing the wall. I hear my door being shut and I quickly turn off the porn, jump back on my bed, and lay there for a few hours before I finally go to sleep.

You can imagine how awkward the next few days were...

Little advice, kids: Make sure you click on the page before you try hitting ALT + F4 to close your porn.

I kinda got cought when my dad know can go onto my computer and do w.e he wants to and he saw what i was doing and moved the mouse and closed out the page..scared the evalivin outta me

i like going on "sites" and you know how the bar where you type the adress in has all the names of sites? most of my family saw the site names, near christmas

but i wasnt really busted

i was just on youtube for a casual, and just as im about to explode i hear my mom walk down the stairs. what do i do? I blow up my pants. "im going to make something to eat." she says and stays down there for another twenty minutes, while im pissed off to the max.

well.... short story but i got REALLY curious and tried out hentai for the first time and liked it so i went on again for a few days to the website i was going on and so the next day my mom calls me over i sit on the sofa and she sais "i know what youve been watching" i was like "umm ermm.... sorry" and she said "i know youre into anime and these things can happen and im sure you were curious.."

terrible moment in my life :|

At 9/1/08 05:12 PM, Fawktt wrote: I kinda got cought when my dad know can go onto my computer and do w.e he wants to and he saw what i was doing and moved the mouse and closed out the page..scared the evalivin outta me

Nice, your dad has that remote desktop thing.

You're fucked cause he can see everything you do and you wouldn't know he was watching.

At 8/21/07 10:52 PM, fivepoint wrote: i came blood once

'nuff said

I've done that before I was fapping so fucking hard and rough that I came blood on the carpet.

Might I say thats a song too.

I didnt use lube and i got scabs all over my dick

I had the laptop in my room and my parents and their friends we're in the next room watching tv. So i got tired of watching harold and kumar II again so i decided to watch some porn. So I went into the next room and grabbed the headphones and went back into my room. After finishing the deed i took off the headphones and put them down, but I could still hear. I had the headphones in the microphone slot.

Fuck.

This was like 2 weeks ago or something and i haven't heard anything about it since. I had the volume low and they had the t.v. running so i don't know if they heard anything >.< It took me forever to fall asleep that night.

I was watching this soft core thing, and no one was naked (and it was a video game), so when my mom came in, it was still up and I had to pretend to play with my pants like, really low in my long johns (it was winter and I was younger).

At 10/12/07 11:26 PM, rockerguy15 wrote: one time i was fapping and my grandma walked in and said "My have you grown!" and walked out

LOL'ed at that haha!

It was about 3 in the afternoo and no one was in.. I was just about to finish, then my whole family walked in and i closed all the porn and they walked in and i had cummed in my hand.. :|..
Then i had to take the shopping to the fridge with a hand full of cum..

At 9/1/08 07:28 PM, tbmagoo wrote: I had the laptop in my room and my parents and their friends we're in the next room watching tv. So i got tired of watching harold and kumar II again so i decided to watch some porn. So I went into the next room and grabbed the headphones and went back into my room. After finishing the deed i took off the headphones and put them down, but I could still hear. I had the headphones in the microphone slot.

Fuck.

This was like 2 weeks ago or something and i haven't heard anything about it since. I had the volume low and they had the t.v. running so i don't know if they heard anything >.< It took me forever to fall asleep that night.

How can you get tired of Harold and Kumar!? It's the best f*cking movie ever.
You, sir, are an imposter.
I'm actually glad you almost got caught.

23 pages of n00bs. I've never been caught and never will.

Revival!

When my parents just burst through the door while I'm midway through masturbating

At 8/22/07 01:38 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: About 5 minutes into it, dick in my hands I heard a horrible, loud scream and some zombie face jump out of nowhere... I had my headphones on aswell so that only made it worse.

My dick went soft and I sat in a corner for about 10 minutes... crying.

Holy shit! that is the most epic thing I have heard all day ;P

I had to shit real bad, but had a lot of homework, so I decided to take it with me to do it in the bathroom. I must have taken a long time, because my mom said, "I know what you're doing in there!" and opened the door. She saw me, and I told her I was doing my homework. She got embarassed, and closed the door.

I once tried mastubating with icy-hot.

Oh god... Oh Damn, Don't Ever. Fuck!

Bump

When I was gonna go out with my girl so I jerked off so I would last longer then I blew and it landed on my ear and I didn't know and my girl came over and she knocked on the door and I answered and she thought I had hair gel on my ear and she put it in her hair.

Sound familiar?

At 9/15/07 09:44 PM, Lantay77 wrote:
and saw a lump under my sheets ,and she grabbed it and saw that it was my PSP. She was pissed and said I need to get to sleep and stop playing games.

lol when you said she saw a lump in your bed i thought you meant your cock and i thought she was gonna grab it

all i have to say is NICE

MUHAHAHAHA they will never catch me im to good for them hell ya and i got a new laptop as well hehehehehe