well lets see, which ridiculous story can i tell, ive had too many close encounters but never full on caught with my pants down, the funniest would be when we on our way to the beach and ya know when you have a small vehicle and you pack it full of shit and when your in the back your rents cant see very well? so yeah we were going down the road and i decided to tug one out just out of spontanuety and i was getting hot so i opend the window, my ma was completely focused on the drive tryin to make sure we were on the right roads and stuff, well anyways i reached climax and sometimes its hard to aim and i didnt think about where i was going to before i started so i shot out the window and its so happens that there was a cop behind us and it hit his windsheild.. because the next thing i hear is sirens and my mom is going wtf? i didnt do anything wrong? so the cop gets up there and blah blah this, and he asks did anyone throw something out the window? because some liquid hit his window and it appeared to come from our car, i was sweating balls in the back seat and my heart was in my throat, so i pretended to be sick, and when he asked me i said, yeah officer, i spit out because im not feeling so good, he gave us a little littering lecture and then went on his way.. talk about scary.