Well alrighty, I remember one time, back in the day when Halo 2 was the shit, I played it quite often. So since I was so burned out from playing it. So I was playing halo 2 with a friend over Live, we would just run around and make lil barricades and stuff or do glitches out of boredom. So He was playing around, and I turned off my mic and decide to pull out one of my magazines. (Since we were moving into our new house at the time, and I didn't have my computer in yet.) Then I pull out the ol' Johnson and begin to fap. Right at the climax my mom walks in the door. (She didn't know how to knock at the time.) So I quickly tried to conceal my cock, but could only cover up mainly the head and maybe half of it, it squirted all in my hands and my mom knew what I had done. So talked to me about trying to hide it better and laughed at me. I guess it wasn't so bad, but it was kinda awkward =/.