The amount of times someone came into my room as I had just cum was unbelievable when I was younger.

The WHOLE house would be silent for hours and would just get the urge. Whip it out and as I cum someone would run up the stairs to my room and ask me something out of the fucking blue. I don't know why I kept trying when people were in the house. It was so fucking frustrating.

So much underwear stained...

One time I thought my Mom had gone to work, I had heard her go down the hallway. I waited 2 minutes and then took it out and started jerking off in the lounge. I was feeling a little kinky too, so I started to moan (never moaned before) and I moaned quite loudly and I started saying stuff like "Oooh yeaah" and "Mmm fuck yeah!" then I heard my Moms high heel shoes coming down the lino hallway again...

T_T

We both pretended nothing happened.

I had my YouTube page open , and my dad came in to ask for some paper for his printer

So he asks me what did I upload to youtube , Suddenly I remember I put on tags like "lesbian , porn , sex , xxx" etc, for the views , and some porn pops up in the related videos.

he's like "what's that" I said "some crap that people upload" , and he left the room.

At 8/21/07 10:24 PM, IndyKid500 wrote: Once I had been using liquid soap as lube for a while, so I got pretty dry until one time a little thread of skin connecting the head and the shaft broke.

I thought I had broken my penis.

Yeah something like that happened me as well.

I was really getting into it and just happened to look down and notice that it was COVERED IN BLOOD!!! Thankfully upon cleaning up (the blood, that is) I noticed a small split that was bleeding (the cause of the problem), what a relief!

Scarriest moment was, when I downloaded one porn, which it turned out to be a screamer.

Couldn't be able to talk for a week.
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No joke.

I Think It Died

But i shall Post Another Story Here

I Was Jacking off to a porno i dled and All of a sudden my mom Walked into the room i didnt hear her come in she seen what i was watching We didnt talk for a Week. it Was Akward Very very Akward

At 8/23/07 08:28 AM, one-two-conspiracy wrote:

At 8/21/07 10:24 PM, IndyKid500 wrote: Once I had been using liquid soap as lube for a while, so I got pretty dry until one time a little thread of skin connecting the head and the shaft broke.

I thought I had broken my penis.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

Oh shit!!!!! That must hurt!!!!!
K, I hav a funny and painful one. I was really whackin it in my room at night, and my dog, out of nowhere, was like, "OH SHIT!! EVIL POLE!!!" and attacked my dick. Thankfully, it was not badly damaged.

What the fuck? Are you gay?

First time masturbating after reading 'Guts.'
Ughhhhh.
I had nightmares of getting my guts sucked out that night.

My computer is downstairs, and everyone wasn't at home. So i started beating off and my friend knocks on the door and scares the shit out of me.

At 6/27/08 07:26 PM, MikeBlackout wrote: My computer is downstairs, and everyone wasn't at home. So i started beating off and my friend knocks on the door and scares the shit out of me.

I don't think shit is white and sticky *wink* *wink*

Ok, so there I was....14-years-old, my back turned to the door, wanking off to some porn on my PSP. I was just on the verge of an orgasm, when all of a sudden I hear a noise, which was my older cousin picking the lock on the door. (Let's get this clear; the dude could steal from Jesus and not get caught) Then he asks me what I was doing, so automatically I turned off my PSP, I put my cock back into my fly and zipped in up before he saw. I answered that I was just checking my battery life, because I was charging my PSP at the time. Thank God I didn't cum yet.

Ok, this happened like 10 minutes ago.
My bathroom is next to the shower, right?
So I was really jacking off hard in the bathroom to some porn pics, and suddenly, my brother just runs in and starts to go in the shower. That was when i mouthed "Oh shit". He just stared at me and slowly backed out. Then, I came on my hands. So that sucked for me. It happened 10 min. ago, so I still have a boner too.
<3

Never. Never in my entire freakin existence. Nope, nada. Zip, zilch.

Until today. Holy Shit.

I never got caught but my older brother yelled at me cause i got porn on his computer.

At 2/4/08 05:11 AM, Sexylegs wrote: So, my girlfriend works away at my dick, and I'm loving it, we're in a cubical and it's lunch time, the time where no one uses the toilets near Yellow (other side of the school, the one we are using). I'm letting out low moans, when suddenly, a bunch of my mates walk in. I shit myself, and pull her off my dick, and we both hide.

Makes me wish that every girl I met was a slut that will have sex in a split second.

One can only wish...

I'm not sure-but I think I caught my dad doing it once-and I think he did ot in front of me.

My brother did it in front of me once.

I just read all of it from page 1 to 16, and it was funneh (fun, eh?)

My brother is a sketchy midget asshole and he sloooowly opened the door behind me while I was fapping and I didn't even notice him.

He claims he saw nothing. I hope he tells the truth.

At 6/27/08 09:29 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: I think it's hot when I'm masturbating and there's a chance I could get caught. It gives a sort of dirty feeling I can't usually get.

Well I think I represent every guy when I say that a woman is always hot when she's masturbating.

Just saying!!!

I didn't realize the volume on my computer was turned all the up so when i hit play on a porno I woke my brother up ( It was about 1 in the morning) to the words "OH YEAH FUCK MY CUNT". His room is right next to mine and my walls are thin so dammit. I only had a semi hard tho and I don't think he cared

that messege on my sig

After jerkin' it, a muscle became more pronounced in my dick. It was like a white band that showed up when I was hard. Picture a wire as thick as a pair of eabuds. Picture it white, and wrapped once underneath your skin, beneath the head.

Of course, for about 3 days I didn't know it was just a muscle, and searched the internet frantically thinking I ruined my dick for life.

At 6/28/08 03:31 PM, 749-Pi wrote: After jerkin' it, a muscle became more pronounced in my dick. It was like a white band that showed up when I was hard. Picture a wire as thick as a pair of eabuds. Picture it white, and wrapped once underneath your skin, beneath the head.

Of course, for about 3 days I didn't know it was just a muscle, and searched the internet frantically thinking I ruined my dick for life.

HA!!!!
Fucking DUMBASS!!!!
I can't believe you actually thought you ruined your dick!!
But nah, I'm just makin' up stuff because I don't have anything better to do.

At 7/7/08 07:14 PM, Rapmaw wrote: HA!!!!
Fucking DUMBASS!!!!
I can't believe you actually thought you ruined your dick!!
But nah, I'm just makin' up stuff because I don't have anything better to do.

That was a terrible first post. You should be ashamed.

Cheese Pie.

One word: BENGAY

Um... When I almost got caught?

It once go on my shoulder and I had to sneak into the baffroom to wipe it off

I hated that day

well i was fapping into a sock and well when i was about to explode i felt a searing pain and i had scraped the skin off of the head..so dont be stupid like me.