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I'm back from my totally gay week with my father, who doesn't even have internet, was tres uncool I tell you. So what's happened while I was away?

All I know is that I returned from my hiatus. You would have to ask someone else for more. Also, hi!

At 8/27/06 10:48 AM, screamokaratekick wrote:

At 8/26/06 11:50 AM, cornbin wrote: Hey I joined and I didn't get anything? Awww... But on the bright side, I'm fucking Yoda, man!!! w00t!!!

I'm darthmaul :|

At 8/26/06 10:56 AM, screamokaratekick wrote:

At 8/26/06 05:55 AM, HoboPorn wrote:

Penguin Top Hat

There you go.

I use MSN ><

Well, I'm still One.

At 8/27/06 04:41 PM, HoboPorn wrote:

At 8/26/06 10:56 AM, screamokaratekick wrote:

At 8/26/06 05:55 AM, HoboPorn wrote:

Penguin Top Hat

There you go.

I use MSN ><

Dude, just get aim. It's not hard, you can use both XD

At 8/27/06 08:19 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: Dude, just get aim. It's not hard, you can use both XD

AIM's gay. Its ugly and makes annoying noises.

So.. while sitting here watching Jeepers Creepers, I dwelled upon the scene where the boy discovers the basement with the corpses sewn up all along the walls.

This made me think of an interesting question, which I now pose to all of you fine virgins.

What are some major things (a top 10 list) that a person could say/do/don't do/be/act/whatever that would completely eliminate any possiblity of them being the "one", so to speak. By the one, I don't mean Neo (unless you swing that way) but rather, a person that you would consider having sexual relations with.

Btw, stop complaining and get AIM. It's pretty like a pony.

My mom said that sex is for sluts that need money, so I thought I would help one out. ;)

lol ha ha ha for those who don't get it....well i donno someone else explain it...

BONERFIED!!! =O

jk about the slut thing i'm only 14! LEAVE ME ALONE VIRGINS!!!!

At 8/27/06 08:52 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: So.. while sitting here watching Jeepers Creepers, I dwelled upon the scene where the boy discovers the basement with the corpses sewn up all along the walls.

I prefer numero 2.

This made me think of an interesting question, which I now pose to all of you fine virgins.

Yes?

What are some major things (a top 10 list) that a person could say/do/don't do/be/act/whatever that would completely eliminate any possiblity of them being the "one", so to speak. By the one, I don't mean Neo (unless you swing that way) but rather, a person that you would consider having sexual relations with.

Okay I'll have a go.

1. Not be an athiest. I know it's the religion of the web but shut up!
2. Need to be able to laugh.I'm a comdic guy.
3. I should be able to have a conversation with them.

I don't know if I am allowed to say stuff like that because I'm 14 but that's mainly it.

Btw, stop complaining and get AIM. It's pretty like a pony.

Still makes annoying noises like a pony.

To answer the question-

One thing would be to not go off on some sort of religious rant... I know religion is important to a lot of people, including me, but going on and on about how your religion is the only thing in the world and blahblahblah annoys me and turns me off, whether you're a friend, a romantic interest, or just some random person on the street babbling on about the apocalypse. Seriously, some people will be like, "And I was talking to Bob, and he was about to have dinner, and I-- OH MY GOD IS THAT THE DEVIL!!?!?!?!?!?!?! DEVIL BEGONE!!! I LOVE JESUS!!! YOU'RE A HEATHEN!!! JOIN MY CHURCH!!!! BWAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Granted, these are only extreme cases, but you know what I mean.

I'll post more later, g2g.

Some other turnoffs would be immature language (for God's sake, curse or something, just spare me the 3rd grader language!), liking shitty music, being boring, trying to take me away from my video games (NEVER!!!!!), being ugly (I don't even care about mildly overweight, I just don't like ugly), being really shallow (I'M A HYPOCRITE!!!), stupidity, lack of emotion... and some more stuff. At this point though, I'll take what I can get *cue sad, pathetic music*

CARPE DIEM!!!

At 8/27/06 08:52 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: What are some major things (a top 10 list) that a person could say/do/don't do/be/act/whatever that would completely eliminate any possiblity of them being the "one", so to speak.

I'll try and do ten.... and try not to make jokes within it:

1 - Attractive... so not ugly (we're all shallow :P), but I hate girls that are heavily made up too. So someone who's naturally pretty. If they can't "look good" without make-up then I'd rather no know them, cause I believe they're false.

2 - Mutual interests, but no need to be totally alike. Bring different things to the table and share a few, educate for others/Interesting.

3 - Sense of humour.. MUST!
4 - Not a promiscuous whore... interested in more than just sex.
5 - Loyalty.
6 - Trust and openness - being able to talk to one another.
7 - Kindness.
8 - Ability to make me laugh.
9 - Being genuine.
10 - Functioning womb.

I realise the question was things that are turn offs.... but erm, just imagine what the opposite of these are, as these are characteristics I hope for.

Btw, stop complaining and get AIM. It's pretty like a pony.

Its not pretty at all. Its looks horrible..... and I do have AIM, I just rarely use it.

Cool, for no apparent reason, someone just explained to me why I'll never get a girlfirend and will die lonely. Apparently, it's because I'm a nihilistic atheist. Religious people are scared off because I'm an atheist, and all the others avoid me because I depress them. My looks do the rest of the job.

Nice to know. ^o)

At 8/28/06 12:59 PM, Athlas wrote: Cool, for no apparent reason, someone just explained to me why I'll never get a girlfirend and will die lonely.

They never said anything about not getting a boyfriend and dying happy :).

At 8/28/06 02:47 PM, -Nev- wrote:

At 8/28/06 12:59 PM, Athlas wrote: Cool, for no apparent reason, someone just explained to me why I'll never get a girlfirend and will die lonely.

They never said anything about not getting a boyfriend and dying happy :).

Just like Freddie Mercury, God bless his soul

At 8/27/06 09:10 PM, cornbin wrote:

Btw, stop complaining and get AIM. It's pretty like a pony.

Still makes annoying noises like a pony.

you can turn the sounds off, i hate the pony sounds, so i turned them off and its super de dooper now.

As for Sarah's questions well...
She would have to be called Sarah, and be pritty and great :-P

Also, i need some money ;-) but that isnt for this forum topic im guessing....

At 8/29/06 12:30 AM, Naked_Beercan wrote: Also, i need some money ;-) but that isnt for this forum topic im guessing....

I'll give you £1 if you re-enact your profile pic minus the jumper (unless theres more clothing underneath... that'll have to go too).

£1 converted to dollars is like $1,00,000,000 cause the dollars weaker than your average girl.

At 8/28/06 02:47 PM, -Nev- wrote:

At 8/28/06 12:59 PM, Athlas wrote: Cool, for no apparent reason, someone just explained to me why I'll never get a girlfirend and will die lonely.

They never said anything about not getting a boyfriend and dying happy :).

I'm not completely sure of my sexual preferences, but that's because of my age. I believe no one can be absolutely certain of their sexual preferences untill they've reached a certain age, and have gathered a certain amount of experience. But so far, I've never been attracted to males, so I doubt I'm bi- or homosexual, seeing how I am attracted to women.

From what I heard, Homosexuals know they are gay faitly early. I think it is safe to say you are not one, Athlas. Not that I would know, however.

At 8/29/06 06:13 PM, Dejanus wrote: From what I heard, Homosexuals know they are gay faitly early. I think it is safe to say you are not one, Athlas. Not that I would know, however.

I think there are more people out there who would be relieved by that then they would admit. I would have been fine with being homosexual. After all, you are who you are, no point in being scared of yourself and the world around you. Screw anyone who wants to change that, or judges you from their ignorant, prejudical views.

I keep an open mind to things. I am not really religous, so I dont get that whole: "God doesnt want them married..." hooplah. You are right, peole are just who they are, and no one can or should change that.

I just figured: droids don't have a sexual preference, so what am I worrying about?

*beep*

At 8/29/06 06:46 PM, Dejanus wrote: I keep an open mind to things. I am not really religous, so I dont get that whole: "God doesnt want them married..." hooplah. You are right, peole are just who they are, and no one can or should change that.

Yet paedophiles who are who are they aren't given the same tolerance.
Talk about hypocrisy.

At 8/29/06 06:50 PM, -Nev- wrote:
Yet paedophiles who are who are they aren't given the same tolerance.
Talk about hypocrisy.

As I said, I keep an open mind, but I do disaggre with that. No matter what, thinking about sex or having with children is wrong, it is almost always non-consensual and always illegal. Child porn just provokes such action...

At 8/29/06 06:57 PM, Dejanus wrote: As I said, I keep an open mind, but I do disaggre with that. No matter what, thinking about sex or having with children is wrong, it is almost always non-consensual and always illegal. Child porn just provokes such action...

'Almost always..' so what about when its is consensual? Do they not deserve the same tolerance that you give everyone ever... afterall, they were born that way, its not their fault.

And you say its always illegal. But so is hetrosexual sex in some places, not to mention homosexuality being illegal in loads of places.

And you say child porn provokes such actions.... but they're born that way aren't they? So its not provoked at all, its just nature taking its place.

At 8/29/06 07:02 PM, -Nev- wrote:
'Almost always..' so what about when its is consensual? Do they not deserve the same tolerance that you give everyone ever... afterall, they were born that way, its not their fault.

I dont think that children have enough intelligence or self-control to have truly consensual sex. And how do you know they were born that way? It could just be a fetish, such as BDSM. Albeit a highly illegal one.

And you say its always illegal. But so is hetrosexual sex in some places, not to mention homosexuality being illegal in loads of places.

Most of the laws you stated are in countries ruled by religion. Just because it is illegal doesnt mean it is wrong. Although I personally think that pedophilia is wrong.

And you say child porn provokes such actions.... but they're born that way aren't they? So its not provoked at all, its just nature taking its place.

As previously stated, I think it is a sick fetish instead of a "born that way" condition such as Homosexuality. It is not natural in human society, and it is awful close to or is rape in most cases.

At 8/29/06 06:50 PM, -Nev- wrote:

Yet paedophiles who are who are they aren't given the same tolerance.
Talk about hypocrisy.

You can be whoever you want to be, as long as it is inconsequental for others in a harmful way. Paedophilia would be an example of this.

At 8/29/06 07:13 PM, Dejanus wrote: And how do you know they were born that way?

How do you know homosexuals were born homosexuals?
Homosexuality is no more a 'born-with-it' case then paedophilia.
Homosexuality is wrong to many. As is paedophilia... but to those who participate in either believe its a perfectly natural thing.
And to critise one and not the other is hypocrisy. They're both considered wrong.

If you're going to accept that homosexuals are born that way, not excepting that paedo's are born that way completely contradicts the homosexual argument.

And sure, for some it probably is a sick-fetish... but I imagine you get your share of homos like that too.... so they can simply be cast out as anomolies.

Just because it is illegal doesnt mean it is wrong.

I'm sure many paedophiles would use that same argument against you.

Although I personally think that pedophilia is wrong.

I don't condon paedophilia myself. But I just wanted to show contradictions in your' born a homo' theory with a nice debate :).

At 8/29/06 07:17 PM, Athlas wrote: You can be whoever you want to be, as long as it is inconsequental for others in a harmful way. Paedophilia would be an example of this.

How would it be? There are some children who chase adults for sex. You don't always need to assume they're being taken advantage of.

Well, thanks for the debate. By your perspective how did I do? Honestly, I usually lose my head in those things. Also, it has been proven that most Homosexuals have an over-abundance of the other sex's thingy(testosterone, estrogen), that is believed to cause Homosexuality. There is no such proof for pedophilia's case.