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We've talked about this before. New topic, please!!!

At 8/18/06 11:15 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: We've talked about this before. New topic, please!!!

not completely, we usually have asses poping in to aim the convo in another direction, and also havnt gone into the homosexual point of view.....

Back to topic please!!!

does ur hand count? cuz if not i'm in!

Aaarrr. I've been so busy lately (city life, I tell ya!) So as some of you may have noticed, I haven't been able to post as much.

Hilarious story, though. Just today I was at this huge arcade/laser tag/whatever thing, and by the end of my time there I had a big groupie following. It all began this guy I named Ninja (for wearing his shirt over his face) and this other cutie nerdy guy (whom I exchanged e-mail's and MySpace's with) not being able to beat me at Tekken 4, then we moved to Soul Caliber 3, and it grew larger as we went from system to system and was finally resolved with Laser Tag before the place shut down.

I'm the coolest kid on the block, serious. Kthnx.

Anyhoo, this is a reminder the <3 is still there for you all, and I have not abandoned the club, so muah muah muah.

<3.

Hey guys I won't be on much for a couple months due to football practice. I am gonna be to tired to get on the comp.

Oh and sarah any girl who likes video games as much as a guy does or doing alot of guy things earns hella points with guys ;)

At 8/19/06 01:12 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: not being able to beat me at Tekken 4

To tell the truth half the time I can't beat my sister at Tekken, stupid button mashing cow >:|

But anyway, I was out in town yesterday when I fell in a pit of carbon, I'm so silly ^_^

At 8/19/06 07:52 AM, WilliWowza wrote:

At 8/19/06 01:12 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: not being able to beat me at Tekken 4

To tell the truth half the time I can't beat my sister at Tekken, stupid button mashing cow >:|

Speaking of video games, whenever I'm playing 007: Nightfire multiplayer with my little brother, he always pwns me. And he's just 9. lol

At 8/19/06 03:13 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh and sarah any girl who likes video games as much as a guy does or doing alot of guy things earns hella points with guys ;)

We love you Sarah!!! Unfortunately, there's no arcade anywhere near me, so I have no way of building up my arcade gaming skills... I'm more of an RPG/strategy gamer, anyway XD.

And for the topic, we actually did discuss it in a homosexual light a little bit. In the end, it all depends on whether or not you think that what you did constitutes losing your virginity (although unforced heterosexual vaginal intercourse always results in loss of virginity, I believe).

This club seems like fun and there are some of my friends in here so can I join? The only thing is..im not a virgin but I can pretend or be one of those fancy born again virgins like on TV :D

At 8/19/06 12:36 PM, __Skitzo__ wrote: This club seems like fun and there are some of my friends in here so can I join? The only thing is..im not a virgin but I can pretend or be one of those fancy born again virgins like on TV :D

Welcome Kyle of Kanada. Being a virgin or not isn't relevant, as long as one joins in topics and gives advice.... plus you're hot.

If you so choose you may be given a ranking based upon these two catagories:
Creature
Droid.
Choose wisely, for it could mean your very life.

At 8/19/06 02:58 PM, -Nev- wrote:

Welcome Kyle of Kanada. Being a virgin or not isn't relevant, as long as one joins in topics and gives advice.... plus you're hot.

Here, Here :D

If you so choose you may be given a ranking based upon these two catagories:
Creature
Droid.
Choose wisely, for it could mean your very life.

No one ever gave me a creature.. I'm rather dissapointed :( Virgin's, you've let me down.

At 8/19/06 05:49 PM, Carvel wrote: No one ever gave me a creature.. I'm rather dissapointed :( Virgin's, you've let me down.

Sarah's been busy beating up n00bs in arcades.
Beercan's just carressing his nipples too much.
And Dobio..... where the hell is Dobio?

At 8/19/06 12:36 PM, __Skitzo__ wrote: This club seems like fun and there are some of my friends in here so can I join? The only thing is..im not a virgin but I can pretend or be one of those fancy born again virgins like on TV :D

Yoda says: There is no pretend... there is only BE.

lol, just kidding. Welcome to the club. I am Yoda, your better in every way possible, except stature and social skills.

Seriously though, it doesn't matter if you're a virgin. It's not important whatsoever. Welcome you into the club, Yoda does!

At 8/19/06 05:54 PM, -Nev- wrote:

At 8/19/06 05:49 PM, Carvel wrote: No one ever gave me a creature.. I'm rather dissapointed :( Virgin's, you've let me down.

You'll get one, just be patient. Command you, Yoda does.

Sarah's been busy beating up n00bs in arcades.

Yeah, I'll bet that never gets old... Hey Sarah, if you're reading this, could you post the times when you're usually on AIM? Thanks (my screen name is closetemo32)

Beercan's just carressing his nipples too much.

Duh.

And Dobio..... where the hell is Dobio?

Maybe a girl tricked him into losing his virginity to her by getting him drunk and giving him a love potion, like Elaine did to Lancelot in "The Once and Future King." (I'm reading that book now, and yes, I'm a huge nerd). And then, maybe the sorrow drove him to commit suicide... or maybe he's just busy. It's your call.

Ok when the hell did this creature thing start? (I asked this before, didn't I?)

At 8/19/06 02:58 PM, -Nev- wrote: If you so choose you may be given a ranking based upon these two catagories:
Creature
Droid.
Choose wisely, for it could mean your very life.

Aww wicked! I wanna be a creature...is Bobba Fett a creature?! This club seems fun so im glad you let me join, I'll be on vacation for about a week so I'll start posting when I get back :D

At 8/20/06 12:17 PM, __Skitzo__ wrote: Aww wicked! I wanna be a creature...is Bobba Fett a creature?! This club seems fun so im glad you let me join, I'll be on vacation for about a week so I'll start posting when I get back :D

Only the highers know if you can evolve into a human as a creature. But theres more chance than if you choose Droid.

I'm back.I once was lost,but now i'm found....

At 8/2/06 04:55 PM, Blue_Block wrote: Do handjobs count as sex?

DO HANDJOBS COUNT AS FUCKING SEX?! Ive asked alot of times now.

At 8/20/06 05:35 PM, Blue_Block wrote:

At 8/2/06 04:55 PM, Blue_Block wrote: Do handjobs count as sex?

DO HANDJOBS COUNT AS FUCKING SEX?! Ive asked alot of times now.

Mayeb in one's own, dark, sad little wold. But not in real life, no.

At 8/20/06 05:35 PM, Blue_Block wrote: DO HANDJOBS COUNT AS FUCKING SEX?! Ive asked alot of times now.

Yep.

If they aren't by yours this yes.

This club is going slowly, so I'll just make another spam post...
I just reached lvl15 in Tetris DS!!! (standard mode)
I got over 180 thousand points. Bow down to me, and maybe I'll be merciful.

And actually, I don't think that handjobs really count as sex... I guess it's all up to your own opinion.

Sweet,tetris has nothin to do with bobs.

At 8/20/06 09:04 PM, cornbin wrote: Sweet,tetris has nothin to do with bobs.

I like Tetris more than bobs... if you were talking about boobs , then I'd have to reconsider. It would be close, though... very close.

(only not really)

Come on you knew I was talkin about breasts silly.

Hmmmmm, can I join?

who here has never kissed a girl?

At 8/20/06 10:32 PM, ZerosXL wrote: who here has never kissed a girl?

who here has never fucked a girl?

At 8/20/06 10:47 PM, hardD wrote:

At 8/20/06 10:32 PM, ZerosXL wrote: who here has never kissed a girl?

who here has never fucked a girl?

Neither of those things, Yoda has done... wait, why am I sitting here at this computer, then???

Oh yeah, it's nighttime... tomorrow, I conquer the dating world!