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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-23 21:33:15


DARKFIRE BLAZE!!!!

THE VIRGIN CLUB COUNCIL HAS SPOKEN!!! YOU WILL BE GIVEN THE RANK OF THE TERRIBLE... THE VICIOUS...

...pit droid. They're really strong, but they have no instinctive self-preservation, as they will run out into the middle of a podrace in order to fix an engine and the like... so you have a short lifespan. But hey, you're a droid. You feel no pain. Plus, you get to watch podraces up close. Kickass, no?

As usual, you'll be upgraded as soon as you're found worthy, blah blah blah...

Virgin Club

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-24 14:35:29


At 8/24/06 08:47 AM, ChineseGothKid wrote: Hell I'll go for Droid any day. WOOT!

CHINESEGOTHKID!!!!
...you have a descriptive name.

oh, and THE COUNCIL HAS SPOKEN!!! YOU WILL BE GIVEN THE RANK OF...

THE SP-4 DROID!!!

It analyzes things. Plus, it's got cool eyes. You get to consult with the Jedi about important matters where things need analyzing. w00t!

You'll be upgraded when we feel it's appropriate, and all that... congratulations!!!

Virgin Club

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-24 15:59:50


I really respect you guys. You all are doing something good by refraining from sex.fun as it is, i did it too early and with the wrong person, and i really regret it.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-24 16:55:55


I made a promise to my mother at age 10 that I would save my virginity until I was married. Now at 17, I've still kept that promise even though the chance that when I get married my wife will still be a virgin is pretty slim. However, my 15 year old brother is a little man-whore who runs around bangin every chick he can. He's not better looking than me, there are just more promiscuious girls his age.

The point of that long rant is to say: Can I join? =P

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-24 19:38:41



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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-24 19:46:47


At 8/24/06 07:41 PM, Dejanus wrote:
At 8/24/06 07:38 PM, -Nev- wrote: Kinda related... if you don't want to die a virgin (you fooking shit).
What the fuck did I do? Or did you mean lordlucavi? Ignore him, he is a self-professed internet troll. And the only person put on my block list, I suggest you do the same.

I was quoting from the video. I'm a nice person :D... aren't I people?


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-25 09:32:21


At 8/25/06 08:48 AM, ChineseGothKid wrote: Is the SP-4 droid at least semi-intelligent?

I doubt it.

I don't wanna be like that droid that got sucked into that podracer engine.

Then don't operate heavy machinery.


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-25 13:12:42


At 8/25/06 08:48 AM, ChineseGothKid wrote: Is the SP-4 droid at least semi-intelligent? I don't wanna be like that droid that got sucked into that podracer engine.

Yes, he's intelligent, as he uses his extreme analytical capabilities to help with solving things like "Who shot that poison dart at Padme'???" And for things he doesn't know, he can jack into various databases for information. So, there you go.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-25 13:14:26


At 8/24/06 04:55 PM, Renewman wrote: I made a promise to my mother at age 10 that I would save my virginity until I was married.

Your Mom really made you promise that? She sounds a little bit controlling to me... Honestly, that would make me want to lose my virginity as soon as possible just to spite her.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-25 13:22:30


No it was a conscious decision that I made on my own. It doesn't really affect me that much really. Between work and school, sex is the last thing on my mind at the moment. =P

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-25 13:32:12


At 8/25/06 01:14 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: Honestly, that would make me want to lose my virginity as soon as possible just to spite her.

... Possible with her...


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-26 05:55:08


I see sarah hasn't posted in a while. Must be getting some.

heh.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-26 10:56:53


At 8/26/06 05:55 AM, HoboPorn wrote: I see sarah hasn't posted in a while. Must be getting some.

I've been talking to her on AIM occasionally... she's in the process of moving, so she's really busy. If you want to talk to her, her screen name is:

Penguin Top Hat

There you go.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-26 11:50:12


Hey I joined and I didn't get anything? Awww...

weak. Also creature ftw.

I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?

JUST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO COREY HART :'[

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-27 10:48:41


At 8/26/06 11:50 AM, cornbin wrote: Hey I joined and I didn't get anything? Awww...

weak. Also creature ftw.

I'll leave this one to someone else... if I get back, and no one else has done anything, I guess I'll do it... *sigh* being on the council involves work, which sucks. But on the bright side, I'm fucking Yoda, man!!! w00t!!!

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-27 14:26:30


Why would the need to get laid? Robots don't have affection.


I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?

JUST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO COREY HART :'[

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-27 16:12:17


I'm back from my totally gay week with my father, who doesn't even have internet, was tres uncool I tell you. So what's happened while I was away?


He'd Look Just Like You'd Want Him Too, Some Kind of Slick Chrome American Prince.

Tweet//LastFM//Qwantz//Blog

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-27 16:17:56


At 8/27/06 10:48 AM, screamokaratekick wrote:
At 8/26/06 11:50 AM, cornbin wrote: Hey I joined and I didn't get anything? Awww... But on the bright side, I'm fucking Yoda, man!!! w00t!!!

I'm darthmaul :|

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-27 16:41:47


At 8/26/06 10:56 AM, screamokaratekick wrote:
At 8/26/06 05:55 AM, HoboPorn wrote:
Penguin Top Hat

There you go.

I use MSN ><

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-27 17:02:01


Well, I'm still One.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-27 20:19:42


At 8/27/06 04:41 PM, HoboPorn wrote:
At 8/26/06 10:56 AM, screamokaratekick wrote:
At 8/26/06 05:55 AM, HoboPorn wrote:
Penguin Top Hat

There you go.
I use MSN ><

Dude, just get aim. It's not hard, you can use both XD

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-27 20:32:44


At 8/27/06 08:19 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: Dude, just get aim. It's not hard, you can use both XD

AIM's gay. Its ugly and makes annoying noises.


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-27 20:52:43


So.. while sitting here watching Jeepers Creepers, I dwelled upon the scene where the boy discovers the basement with the corpses sewn up all along the walls.

This made me think of an interesting question, which I now pose to all of you fine virgins.

What are some major things (a top 10 list) that a person could say/do/don't do/be/act/whatever that would completely eliminate any possiblity of them being the "one", so to speak. By the one, I don't mean Neo (unless you swing that way) but rather, a person that you would consider having sexual relations with.

Btw, stop complaining and get AIM. It's pretty like a pony.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-27 21:03:43


My mom said that sex is for sluts that need money, so I thought I would help one out. ;)

lol ha ha ha for those who don't get it....well i donno someone else explain it...
BONERFIED!!! =O
jk about the slut thing i'm only 14! LEAVE ME ALONE VIRGINS!!!!

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-27 21:10:03


At 8/27/06 08:52 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: So.. while sitting here watching Jeepers Creepers, I dwelled upon the scene where the boy discovers the basement with the corpses sewn up all along the walls.

I prefer numero 2.

This made me think of an interesting question, which I now pose to all of you fine virgins.

Yes?

What are some major things (a top 10 list) that a person could say/do/don't do/be/act/whatever that would completely eliminate any possiblity of them being the "one", so to speak. By the one, I don't mean Neo (unless you swing that way) but rather, a person that you would consider having sexual relations with.

Okay I'll have a go.

1. Not be an athiest. I know it's the religion of the web but shut up!
2. Need to be able to laugh.I'm a comdic guy.
3. I should be able to have a conversation with them.

I don't know if I am allowed to say stuff like that because I'm 14 but that's mainly it.

Btw, stop complaining and get AIM. It's pretty like a pony.

Still makes annoying noises like a pony.


I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?

JUST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO COREY HART :'[

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-27 21:50:58


To answer the question-

One thing would be to not go off on some sort of religious rant... I know religion is important to a lot of people, including me, but going on and on about how your religion is the only thing in the world and blahblahblah annoys me and turns me off, whether you're a friend, a romantic interest, or just some random person on the street babbling on about the apocalypse. Seriously, some people will be like, "And I was talking to Bob, and he was about to have dinner, and I-- OH MY GOD IS THAT THE DEVIL!!?!?!?!?!?!?! DEVIL BEGONE!!! I LOVE JESUS!!! YOU'RE A HEATHEN!!! JOIN MY CHURCH!!!! BWAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Granted, these are only extreme cases, but you know what I mean.

I'll post more later, g2g.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-27 22:13:31


Some other turnoffs would be immature language (for God's sake, curse or something, just spare me the 3rd grader language!), liking shitty music, being boring, trying to take me away from my video games (NEVER!!!!!), being ugly (I don't even care about mildly overweight, I just don't like ugly), being really shallow (I'M A HYPOCRITE!!!), stupidity, lack of emotion... and some more stuff. At this point though, I'll take what I can get *cue sad, pathetic music*

CARPE DIEM!!!

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-28 09:32:03


At 8/27/06 08:52 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: What are some major things (a top 10 list) that a person could say/do/don't do/be/act/whatever that would completely eliminate any possiblity of them being the "one", so to speak.

I'll try and do ten.... and try not to make jokes within it:

1 - Attractive... so not ugly (we're all shallow :P), but I hate girls that are heavily made up too. So someone who's naturally pretty. If they can't "look good" without make-up then I'd rather no know them, cause I believe they're false.

2 - Mutual interests, but no need to be totally alike. Bring different things to the table and share a few, educate for others/Interesting.

3 - Sense of humour.. MUST!
4 - Not a promiscuous whore... interested in more than just sex.
5 - Loyalty.
6 - Trust and openness - being able to talk to one another.
7 - Kindness.
8 - Ability to make me laugh.
9 - Being genuine.
10 - Functioning womb.

I realise the question was things that are turn offs.... but erm, just imagine what the opposite of these are, as these are characteristics I hope for.

Btw, stop complaining and get AIM. It's pretty like a pony.

Its not pretty at all. Its looks horrible..... and I do have AIM, I just rarely use it.


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-28 12:59:53


Cool, for no apparent reason, someone just explained to me why I'll never get a girlfirend and will die lonely. Apparently, it's because I'm a nihilistic atheist. Religious people are scared off because I'm an atheist, and all the others avoid me because I depress them. My looks do the rest of the job.

Nice to know. ^o)

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-28 14:47:37


At 8/28/06 12:59 PM, Athlas wrote: Cool, for no apparent reason, someone just explained to me why I'll never get a girlfirend and will die lonely.

They never said anything about not getting a boyfriend and dying happy :).


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