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Virgin Club

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-09-18 21:45:45


ima virgin

man god now i got this addiction

i tried masterbating with a trojan heaten rubber condom so i wont leave a mess

god that felt way better than masterbatiogn regulary

but now i cant find any more :C

god this sucks

Response to Virgin Club 2006-09-19 10:10:26


I don't know if anyone has said it yet, but vows of abstinence break easier than condoms.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-09-19 13:27:10


Fuck reading however many pages I missed in 14 days

What happened?


He'd Look Just Like You'd Want Him Too, Some Kind of Slick Chrome American Prince.

Tweet//LastFM//Qwantz//Blog

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-09-22 18:16:10


At 9/19/06 01:27 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Fuck reading however many pages I missed in 14 days

What happened?

Nothing big,just no one has characterized me. Also your sig is true. It is serious.Sexy but serious.


I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?

JUST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO COREY HART :'[

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-09-23 22:38:12


God, this club is dying. Sarah's pretty much gone, with her new busy life in wherever she moved to... It seems to me that our little Virgin Club is dwindling. *plays Weezer*

SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!
(Your drug is a heartbreaker)
SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!
(My love is a lifetaker)

I put the other lines in parentheses because they have no relevance to the situation.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-09-24 17:20:30


I can still be characterized...


I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?

JUST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO COREY HART :'[

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-09-24 18:02:59


im a virgin but i masterbait 24/7 lol

Response to Virgin Club 2006-09-24 18:09:17


yea lets go with that

Response to Virgin Club 2006-09-24 18:11:43


Well if there are a few of you left you can keep this place open. I mean I will drop in once in a while to see how things are going. (I am not virgin but I really support what you guys and gals are doing with this.)


Priest of Anubis and guardian of the NOX.

I'm a heavy drinking, chain smoking, foul mouthed sailor and guess what Im dating your SISTER!

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-09-29 22:35:52


honestly, i could give a fuck less about the virgin "cause" anymore... i just wanna fuck. sorry, but that's how i'm feeling right now, especially because of that "real life tentacle rape" sig... HAWT!!!

Response to Virgin Club 2006-09-30 23:35:31


i'm with you, man... i haven't watched hentai in awhile. maybe i'll try to find some "real life tentacle rape."

Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-01 05:29:56


Dejanus
Age: 13
Gender: Male

screamo..
Age: 14
Gender: Male

LOL


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-01 06:09:42


I had sex last night, twice.
And three times today.

snap.

R.I.P LIVECORPSE

Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-01 06:11:08


Today I had sex in three different positions, making this the fourth time I've banged that girl this week.

Six last week.

Suck it up, boys.

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-01 06:33:30


At 10/1/06 06:09 AM, Enoll wrote: I had sex last night, twice.
And three times today.
snap.

With a guy or a girl?


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-01 06:37:58


At 10/1/06 06:33 AM, Nev wrote: With a guy or a girl?

Me twice...


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-01 10:52:07


At 10/1/06 05:29 AM, Nev wrote: Dejanus
Age: 13
Gender: Male

screamo..
Age: 14
Gender: Male

LOL

We are mature for our ages... not really.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-01 10:53:01


I've never done it in the butt.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-03 01:22:10


Being in any club on NG you're eligible for is good. I'll join.

Especially since it would be disturbing if I couldn't join. :P

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-07 14:14:18


O god I'm so fuckin horny. I stick holes in my pillow and pretend I'm fucking Torrie wilson. Sometimes I look up porn on the NG search portal and start fapping. help

Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-18 01:40:53


like anything virgin related ...IT GOT KILLED STRIAGHT OFF!


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-18 23:28:16


At 10/1/06 12:03 PM, Dejanus wrote:
At 10/1/06 05:29 AM, Nev wrote: Dejanus
Age: 13
Gender: Male

screamo..
Age: 14
Gender: Male

LOL
I cant watch hentai now?

i don't know can you?


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-21 01:05:43


lol, sarah got pissed at me for that comment i made...

Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-26 13:07:51


Technically, Im not a virgin =/ but Id still join if I was one, and to answer "How the fuck arent u a virgin and ur turning 14 already?" I screwed a girl in 3rd grade lol

Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-26 13:18:42


Even tho my dick was only 3 inna half inches, it was worth it (Im not a perv) her name was samantha janis, in 3rd grade I moved out of Illinois to Massachusetts so I never saw her again =(

Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-26 13:41:24


At 10/26/06 01:18 PM, AnSpal1202 wrote: Even is my dick was only 3 inna half inches, it was worth it (Im not a perv) her name was samantha janis, in 6th grade I moved out of Illinois to Massachusetts so I never saw her again =(

fixed it for ya


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-26 14:18:57


fuck u, u havent even scored yet, not like u ever will anyways

Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-26 15:50:42


You're both young and pathetic.


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-26 16:23:31


At 10/26/06 03:50 PM, Nev wrote: You're both young and pathetic.

so i cant make a joke just because of that
and by the way, im not pathetic.
if you think so, tell me why?


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-10-26 16:27:50


At 10/26/06 04:23 PM, BlackMageDooD wrote: and by the way, im not pathetic.
if you think so, tell me why?

You're just young :P. He's pathetic.


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