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I can`t believe that when I first was this club it was two pages long... And now, after many pages, the only thing that seems to keep it running are stupid arguments (and a few interesting conversations)

I wonder if I can post here, because I am not a virgin and I lost it when I was young enough to not care about lossing it. I really think that you should wait until you find a important person in your lifes... don`t lose it to the first girl that wants your cock.

Because if you do, something wrong may happen, like it did to me. Fuck, I would love to share my massive amount of love dramas to show you how much it matters to do it with somebody you love... but I believe it will get me banned.

At 8/5/06 04:18 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: I can`t believe that when I first was this club it was two pages long... And now, after many pages, the only thing that seems to keep it running are stupid arguments (and a few interesting conversations)

I wonder if I can post here, because I am not a virgin and I lost it when I was young enough to not care about lossing it. I really think that you should wait until you find a important person in your lifes... don`t lose it to the first girl that wants your cock.

Because if you do, something wrong may happen, like it did to me. Fuck, I would love to share my massive amount of love dramas to show you how much it matters to do it with somebody you love... but I believe it will get me banned.

You are welcome to post as long as no flaming takes place :) share your views add your thoughts.

Tell us your stories just try your best to keep it tame, thesaurus's are great things

At 8/5/06 04:28 AM, Naked_Beercan wrote:

Tell us your stories just try your best to keep it tame, thesaurus's are great things

My first time was when I was 13. I don`t even know why I did it... when we were at it, I bashed my head at the bed, it started bleeding. It was quick, and painfull. She was gone one week later because her dad got a new job.

My second time can be considered rape. The first and last time I went to a campament for summer was after I turned 14. A lot of my friends were going, so I asked my parents and they let me. You usually here stories about kids getting raped by teen guards at the campament, but it`s something you don`t consider.

At the camp the guards were almost all teens. And the treated us horribly. One night one of the female guards came to our section. She took me to her little camp, and she raped me.

Some other cases in beetween, but nothing important. I thought I was inlove a couple of times, but the girls failed miserably on me.

The last GF I had, which I met in a friends party, was the sweetest and funniest girl i`ve ever meet. But at the beggining I didn`t feel any spark between us. But she kept on talking to me... so I felt that maybe she did.

We kept on talking and we started daiting. She left me because she had to "focus on her art carrer". She said that a love could only make things worse.

Obviously she was lying, because love is the most powerful art booster out there. I called her and said that I have AIDS. My little revange :D

So... I hope that you guys see that fucking is serious business. I spend a lot of my time depressed thanks to it, and now, I have to say that there is nothing better than beeing alone. My hand is thousand times more appealing to me that any girl.

I hope one day I`ll meet a girl that wont show interest in me and then leave me hanging arounf with a massive depression. But you have to be serious, and that day may never come.

Yep... feel free to feel sorry for me :D

If you want pictures of my GFs, then look around my posts, you should go way back. Everytime I met a girl or one dumped me I made a topic in the general forums, and I posted pictures. I was in the pictures (mostly)... that way you can know if im lying or not.

At 8/5/06 04:43 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: Yep... feel free to feel sorry for me :D

I do kind of feel sorry for you.

Although was the ringing one of your girlfriends up and telling her you had AIDS really neccessary?

Or can you chalk that down to immaturity at the time due to your age?

At 8/5/06 04:28 AM, Naked_Beercan wrote:

Tell us your stories just try your best to keep it tame, thesaurus's are great things

I don't want to tell any stories, so I'll just say that I'm not a virgin, and I don't believe in saving virginity, although I don't really care if others do. I would probably never date a girl who wanted to keep their virginity until marriage because I'm not so sure I really want marriage. It's not that I wouldn't mind having a long lasting relationship, I just don't want children, and marriage often times involves creating a family.

At 8/5/06 04:43 AM, NeoSoviet wrote:

Yep... feel free to feel sorry for me :D

Your problem is you just won't stop looking for love. You need to slow down, take a chill pill. There is no need to rush. Seeking out love like it's your only salvation will end up getting you hurt more than anything else.

I used to look for love all the time, and it got me nowhere. Fortunately for me, I got over the desire to even have love in my life, and have become content with being single, in the first time since I started highschool. I guess you could say I still date girls, I just haven't really developed any type of relationship with one lately, but so far I'm satisfied with that.

At 8/5/06 05:03 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Although was the ringing one of your girlfriends up and telling her you had AIDS really neccessary?
Or can you chalk that down to immaturity at the time due to your age?

I suppose a lot of people re-act strangely to being rejected, like some form of defensive thing.
I remember a friend of mine was dumped by his girlfriend around Valentine's Day. He got her some chocolate but she dumped him after he gave it her and he was complaining about she basically stealing from him. He started asking for the money back and when he did get it back he told her to keep it 'and put it towards getting yourself a facelift.'

He was about 14 at the time I believe, so it probably is just some childish defence.

At 8/5/06 05:03 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

I do kind of feel sorry for you.

The happy face was a symbol... a symbol for sarcasm.

Although was the ringing one of your girlfriends up and telling her you had AIDS really neccessary?

Yes, very.

Or can you chalk that down to immaturity at the time due to your age?

Why don`t you STFU ? I didn`t post that to be attacked, I was sharing. If you are inmature enought to see that please don`t quote me anymore.

At 8/5/06 05:06 AM, DirtySyko wrote:

Your problem is you just won't stop looking for love. You need to slow down, take a chill pill. There is no need to rush. Seeking out love like it's your only salvation will end up getting you hurt more than anything else.

I used to look for love all the time, and it got me nowhere. Fortunately for me, I got over the desire to even have love in my life, and have become content with being single, in the first time since I started highschool. I guess you could say I still date girls, I just haven't really developed any type of relationship with one lately, but so far I'm satisfied with that.

WHAT ? Did you just not read my post at all ? I said that my ex was basicly stalking me. Then we started dating, I got fucking raped... and the first time was concentual. I do not look for love, it look for me... and it leaves me afterwards. That is the problem. And I also stated that I feel much better alone now.

Sorry for beeing so aggressive, is just that you didn`t understand me and the first guy got on my nerves. Also, te govorish po Russkii ?

At 8/5/06 05:03 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

I do kind of feel sorry for you.

Although was the ringing one of your girlfriends up and telling her you had AIDS really neccessary?

Or can you chalk that down to immaturity at the time due to your age?

Yeah... sorry for replying in such a bad way. At first I missread what you posted, so yeah, im sorry for over-reacting to what you said.

At 8/5/06 05:14 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: The happy face was a symbol... a symbol for sarcasm.

Sarcasm or not. I do feel slightly sorry for you. Mate, if you were raped by someone then of course I'm going to feel sorry for you.

Why don`t you STFU ? I didn`t post that to be attacked, I was sharing. If you are inmature enought to see that please don`t quote me anymore.

I wasn't actually trying to attack you. My aplogoies if you thought I was, but I wasn't activley seeking to attack you. I was asking a question as I didn't exactly agree with the actions you took in regards to phoning on of your ex-girlfriends. If you considered it neccessary however, then fair enough.

Again, I apologise for coming across a bit strong and making you think I was trying to attack you.

At 8/5/06 05:20 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: Yeah... sorry for replying in such a bad way. At first I missread what you posted, so yeah, im sorry for over-reacting to what you said.

No problem mate. Partly my fault for either coming across a bit strong or not wording it as well as I could have done.

At 8/5/06 05:14 AM, NeoSoviet wrote:

WHAT ? Did you just not read my post at all ? I said that my ex was basicly stalking me. Then we started dating, I got fucking raped... and the first time was concentual. I do not look for love, it look for me... and it leaves me afterwards. That is the problem. And I also stated that I feel much better alone now.

"So... I hope that you guys see that fucking is serious business. I spend a lot of my time depressed thanks to it, and now, I have to say that there is nothing better than beeing alone."

"I hope one day I`ll meet a girl that wont show interest in me and then leave me hanging arounf with a massive depression. But you have to be serious, and that day may never come."

"Everytime I met a girl or one dumped me I made a topic in the general forums, and I posted pictures."

These make it sound like you were the type of guy who always jumped at the opportunity to have a girlfriend, which seems like you would be chasing after love. In the first sentence you state that you are happy being alone, making it sound like you tried looking for love but it failed. And then the last sentence, where you say you made a topic everytime you met a girl. To me that looks like somebody searching for a girl to love.

At 8/5/06 04:43 AM, NeoSoviet wrote:

My second time can be considered rape. The first and last time I went to a campament for summer was after I turned 14. A lot of my friends were going, so I asked my parents and they let me. You usually here stories about kids getting raped by teen guards at the campament, but it`s something you don`t consider.

At the camp the guards were almost all teens. And the treated us horribly. One night one of the female guards came to our section. She took me to her little camp, and she raped me.

Thats very saddening to hear such things happen, I hope you informed someone after.
It is always bad when power (in the form of a camp guard in this case) is abused, especially to this extent.

Obviously she was lying, because love is the most powerful art booster out there. I called her and said that I have AIDS. My little revange :D

Personally i don't agree with this, there are better ways to deal with frustration/anger.

Please in future, if you feal you are being "attcked" in any way message either myself or Sarah_RawR, being agressive in the forum dosn't help anyone.

Ugh, this club is always a nice long morning read for me, and some of your stories are putting me in a nice depressed mood :<
Glad to hear that the whole flaming thing has died down now too, are the ranks going to be done aswell?

At 8/5/06 06:57 AM, WilliWowza wrote:

Glad to hear that the whole flaming thing has died down now too, are the ranks going to be done aswell?

Why do you want ranks in something like The Virgin Club? Rofl, I can see it now...

Handjob Free
Haven't had oral yet
Can't get laid, but wants to
Chooses not to get laid
OMFG I GOT LAID!!!

And of course, the final rank:

Fuck, I got her pregnant :(

At 8/5/06 10:50 AM, DirtySyko wrote: OMFG I GOT LAID!!!

I think for sheer effect that should be the final rank.

I have no clue how the ranks are going to work, but we must trust in Sarah, for she is of a higher power than us mear mortals.

Anymore questions anyone?

I'll Join.

I have be a virgin for a good long 41 years of my life. So I will join and give advice.

At 8/5/06 05:24 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

No problem mate. Partly my fault for either coming across a bit strong or not wording it as well as I could have done.

Im glad :) Sorry again for beeing such a prik.

At 8/5/06 05:26 AM, DirtySyko wrote:

These make it sound like you were the type of guy who always jumped at the opportunity to have a girlfriend, which seems like you would be chasing after love. In the first sentence you state that you are happy being alone, making it sound like you tried looking for love but it failed. And then the last sentence, where you say you made a topic everytime you met a girl. To me that looks like somebody searching for a girl to love.

Well... If I was seeking for love at some point in my life, now its over... What I want is to rest from all the stupidity of woman. I have been going out with friends, lauyghing my ass off, exercising and posting here. Not beeing in a relationship is heaven :D

But I guess you need to be in one first to notice how beeing solo is best.

But seriously, I never seeked love, and I know that I always jumped in into relationships. But thats because I always grabed the chance when it was near... better do it now than regret it later, see ? But I guess I was kinda... I don`t know.

At 8/5/06 10:50 AM, DirtySyko wrote:

At 8/5/06 06:57 AM, WilliWowza wrote:

Glad to hear that the whole flaming thing has died down now too, are the ranks going to be done aswell?

Why do you want ranks in something like The Virgin Club? Rofl, I can see it now...

Handjob Free
Haven't had oral yet
Can't get laid, but wants to
Chooses not to get laid
OMFG I GOT LAID!!!

And of course, the final rank:

Fuck, I got her pregnant :(

No no... there are many lvls.

Handjob Free
Haven't had oral yet
Can't get laid, but wants to
Chooses not to get laid
OMFG I GOT A HANDJOB
OMG sex is way better than I thought, I need to get some
God im getting crazy without it.
HOLY SHIT BLOW JOB
Why in gods name I ever thought that beeing alone was good
ASFASKASFA SEXINGS I GOT SEXINGS !!!!!
AGAIN !!
AND AGAIN !!!
This bitches suck, I wanna be alone.
I got her pregnant. THIS IS WAY YOU HAVE TO STAY ALONE.
I killed her and ate the baby.
EDN.

lol, guys what the fuck?

Please remember there are some underage users on here, please keep the profanity to a minimum ;-)

P.S. someone come up with a good question lol :-P

At 8/5/06 03:51 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: Please remember there are some underage users on here, please keep the profanity to a minimum ;-)

P.S. someone come up with a good question lol :-P

rofl, oh shush you. :)

At 8/5/06 03:51 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: Please remember there are some underage users on here, please keep the profanity to a minimum ;-)

There's no legal age to swear. Remember in 3rd grade when it made you "cool?"

At 8/5/06 03:56 PM, Dobio wrote:

At 8/5/06 03:51 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: Please remember there are some underage users on here, please keep the profanity to a minimum ;-)

P.S. someone come up with a good question lol :-P

rofl, oh shush you. :)

ZOMG dont make me bust out my P.I.M.P hand..... I'll do it, im a naked bearcam....... so you may get more than just the P.I.M.P hand

At 8/5/06 12:38 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: I have no clue how the ranks are going to work, but we must trust in Sarah, for she is of a higher power than us mear mortals.

Anymore questions anyone?

you spelled "mere" wrong... lolz.
Oh, wait, I actually had something to say...
This club is seriously making me reconsider my will to lose my virginity... people may call them sob stories, but members of this club are making some serious statements. So thanks for that. Also, sorry for getting a little off-topic with the abortion thing, Beercan- it was just a thought I had.
And finally... RANKINGS!!! w00t!!! I can't wait.

At 8/5/06 04:24 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: Also, sorry for getting a little off-topic with the abortion thing, Beercan- it was just a thought I had.

I can't Speel.

You wasn't exactly off-topic, i was just saying it is a topic i don't personally want to discuss :-P
i know lots of crazzy people.......

Do you consider ME an underaged user? If you think profanity is inappropriate for me, then I tell you this: FUCK!

At 8/5/06 04:27 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote:

At 8/5/06 04:24 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: Also, sorry for getting a little off-topic with the abortion thing, Beercan- it was just a thought I had.

I can't Speel.

You wasn't exactly off-topic, i was just saying it is a topic i don't personally want to discuss :-P
i know lots of crazzy people.......

lol, lots and lots of crazy ppl... many of them. an abundance... a large and increasing population of them... okay, that's enough.

ill join