DARKFIRE BLAZE!!!!
THE VIRGIN CLUB COUNCIL HAS SPOKEN!!! YOU WILL BE GIVEN THE RANK OF THE TERRIBLE... THE VICIOUS...
...pit droid. They're really strong, but they have no instinctive self-preservation, as they will run out into the middle of a podrace in order to fix an engine and the like... so you have a short lifespan. But hey, you're a droid. You feel no pain. Plus, you get to watch podraces up close. Kickass, no?
As usual, you'll be upgraded as soon as you're found worthy, blah blah blah...