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Sarah-Rawr

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The mother was the seal in the group shot.


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At 8/17/06 04:36 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: The mother was the seal in the group shot.
At 8/17/06 04:34 PM, -Nev- wrote:
Your mum.

I sure hope only one of these are true

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Sarah-Rawr

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At 8/17/06 04:38 PM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 8/17/06 04:36 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: The mother was the seal in the group shot.
At 8/17/06 04:34 PM, -Nev- wrote:
Your mum.
I sure hope only one of these are true

To be frank, they're both true.


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At 8/17/06 04:41 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:
At 8/17/06 04:38 PM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 8/17/06 04:36 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: The mother was the seal in the group shot.
At 8/17/06 04:34 PM, -Nev- wrote:
Your mum.
I sure hope only one of these are true
To be frank, they're both true.

Well, the secret's out... Sarah is really a hemaphrodite who is both my mother and father... you see, one night she had a few-too-many shots of tequila, and well, one thing led to another... XD

Seriously, though, that was frightening.


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WilliWowza

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Posted at: 8/17/06 06:13 PM

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I'm scared and confused

read my blog
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At 8/17/06 06:13 PM, WilliWowza wrote: I'm scared and confused

read my blog
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It's quite simple, really... although maybe I took this joke too far...


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At 8/17/06 06:13 PM, WilliWowza wrote: I'm scared and confused

Anyone with a MySpace = Gay!

And my blog > yours.

Also to actually say something on topic for a while..... Darth.... what is the role of the Council?
Do we have one? Or are we just meant to look pretty?

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WilliWowza

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Posted at: 8/17/06 06:58 PM

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Everyone know's mine is and is going to be to a greater extent, better than yours

And it'll be daily, just like sunset

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I am twenty-three years old, and have never had sexual intercourse.
I might put this crew in my sig.


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At 8/17/06 07:35 PM, SteelReserve wrote: I am twenty-three years old, and have never had sexual intercourse.
I might put this crew in my sig.

*waves hand in front of face* You will put this crew in your sig. Man, I love being Yoda... and if you want a picture sig, you can ask around the club; some people have already made Virgin Club sig pics.


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At 8/2/06 04:55 PM, Blue_Block wrote: Do handjobs count as sex?

Do blow jobs?


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At 8/17/06 06:44 PM, -Nev- wrote: Anyone with a MySpace = Gay!
And my blog > yours.

You guys are just jealous you can't compare to my fabulous MySpace.

Also to actually say something on topic for a while..... Darth.... what is the role of the Council?
Do we have one? Or are we just meant to look pretty?

Not only are you meant to look pretty (especially you Yoda), but you are also nominated to the status of helping decide who gets to join this club (or not), and assigning rankings to others.

As for the rankings, how I did this before was I would discuss with original two higher-ups what to assign and write via AIM. It's not needed for every little detail, but as a general idea it's handy to communicate, especially if you have any quick questions. That being said, my AIM is "Penguin Top Hat".

You will also be looked upon as figures to go to for information, advice, and other "knowledgeable" tasks. Thus being, the role of the wise old Council (which is not so old after all). We also have to sit around in a circle and talk about the impending doom of our world. That can be saved for weekends, though.


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Wait nobody let me in on the ranking thing. Wtf is up with that? Someone explain it to me, pleeeeease!

Somebody give me a god damned waffle.... NOW!
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At 8/18/06 08:47 AM, ChineseGothKid wrote: Wait nobody let me in on the ranking thing. Wtf is up with that? Someone explain it to me, pleeeeease!

Go back around page 10ish I believe. Sarah explained it all there.

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At 8/18/06 01:08 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: Not only are you meant to look pretty (especially you Yoda), but you are also nominated to the status of helping decide who gets to join this club (or not), and assigning rankings to others.

Oh, yes, very sexy I am.

And to the guy who posted the link to "The Ultimate Orgy..." I had really hoped that that particular video would be forgotten after it left the front page... It was nightmare-inducing. *pukes*


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It was hilarious I thought

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At 8/18/06 10:19 AM, WilliWowza wrote: It was hilarious I thought

And I thought it was hilarious.

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I had another girlfriend before my current GF. She lived too far away though, and we couldn't stay in contact. That's why I have a new GF. She lives in San Fran like me, and we're able to stay in contact. Anyways, she told me about her ex boyfriend. Apparently he just wanted to be with her so he could "do it" with her. That's why she left him. I know I mentioned this in an earlier post, but we both feel that if someone gets into a relationship with someone, just so they can "do it", they shouldn't be with each other.

Somebody give me a god damned waffle.... NOW!
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NeoSoviet

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Well, im leaving the club. Basicly I don`t have anything to add here, besides the fact that I had sex already. Nobody asked me any questions about how is it, so I have no use.

Without me also some spamming will stop, so byes virgin club, it was nice while it lasted :D

Lots of <3

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Most of these issues are too deep for my short-minded shallow thought and the only way I can contribute is with humorous pictures and witty one line zingers

" Say whaaaaat?"

Virgin Club

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Okay, who the fuck turned this club into a giant circle-jerk?

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At 8/18/06 01:15 PM, LLStarks wrote: Okay, who the fuck turned this club into a giant circle-jerk?

Lol circle jerking is hilarious.... I have much sympathy for anyone who takes part in one.

And ermm.. it was NeoSoviet, but he left (and godd riddance I say... <3).

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At 8/18/06 01:20 PM, -Nev- wrote:
At 8/18/06 01:15 PM, LLStarks wrote: Okay, who the fuck turned this club into a giant circle-jerk?
Lol circle jerking is hilarious.... I have much sympathy for anyone who takes part in one.

And ermm.. it was NeoSoviet, but he left (and godd riddance I say... <3).

I ONLY HOPE THAT IS SARCASM AND THAT THE <3 SIGN IS FOR ME. UNLESS YOU WANT SOME ANAL RAPE >_>

But yes, goodbye everybody :(

<3

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At 8/18/06 03:54 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: I ONLY HOPE THAT IS SARCASM AND THAT THE <3 SIGN IS FOR ME. UNLESS YOU WANT SOME ANAL RAPE >_>

Sarcasm... no.
<3 for you... yes.
Anal Rape.... yes please :D.

But yes, goodbye everybody :(

BAI

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I like to form a circle-jerk with myself, its most fun.....

As for the group sig, if you message me ill make you one to go with ours :) (if you want anything personal such as saying/images whatnot include them in the message)


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At 8/18/06 10:54 AM, -Nev- wrote:
At 8/18/06 10:19 AM, WilliWowza wrote: It was hilarious I thought
And I thought it was hilarious.

I had to force myself to watch it... almost 3 minutes of hardcore cartoon gay sex(although I will admit that Optimus Prime was fucking hilarious; also when Godzilla humped the building). Also, I was worried that my parents would walk into the room and see it... I didn't wanna have to explain that one XD. I only wish the lesbian segment at the end had been longer...


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Also, goodbye to NeoSoviet... good times, man. Good times.

And remember... if near-immediate double posting is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!!!


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At 8/18/06 06:20 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: Also, goodbye to NeoSoviet... good times, man. Good times.

HA ! That was a test. I said that to see how would you answer to my test, and you all failed, the obvious answer is love. Love drives us, love moves us, love is what makes pedos rape little babies.

You all failed my te... *crazy talk*

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At 8/18/06 06:18 PM, screamokaratekick wrote:
At 8/18/06 10:54 AM, -Nev- wrote:
At 8/18/06 10:19 AM, WilliWowza wrote: It was hilarious I thought
And I thought it was hilarious.
I had to force myself to watch it... almost 3 minutes of hardcore cartoon gay sex(although I will admit that Optimus Prime was fucking hilarious; also when Godzilla humped the building). Also, I was worried that my parents would walk into the room and see it... I didn't wanna have to explain that one XD. I only wish the lesbian segment at the end had been longer...

I liked it, but im into gay anal cartoon sex, i'm gona show my wife it.

Erm, im gona contradict myself here and say, cartoon sex = the suck :-P the lesbian segment didnt need to be longer lol

Ok, im gona get back on subject here, while keeping with this post.

2 Questions.....

#1 do you consider anal sex losing your vaginity (both for a male or a female, please give view on both, weather giver or taker).

#2 does homosexual lovin constitute losing your virginity, or can you only lose your virginity to the oposit sex? or only to one you love (this is more for people that believe virginity is more than just a technical term).


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