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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-16 19:25:58


At 8/16/06 12:45 PM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 8/16/06 12:25 PM, screamokaratekick wrote:
At 8/16/06 02:00 AM, ChineseGothKid wrote:
At 8/15/06 10:45 PM, screamokaratekick wrote:
You damn kids with your rock and roll and your miniskirts... an-and your leather jackets... little bastards don't know the meaning of hard work.
You're 14 and you're calling us damn kids? That makes no damn sense whatsoever.
It's a joke, retard. Honestly, you're Chinese, you're supposed to be intelligent. Dumbass.
Shut up and stop being racist

Sorry, I was a bit irritable earlier today. I apologize, ChineseGothKid. I'm no more racist than the average fat white kid sitting in front of a computer for hours on end XD.
Again, I'm sorry.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-16 19:28:09


Sorry, I was a bit irritable earlier today. I apologize, ChineseGothKid. I'm no more racist than the average fat white kid sitting in front of a computer for hours on end XD.
Again, I'm sorry.

Im not fat Im big boned!!

wait a minute...perhaps he wasnt refering to me......doh!

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-16 19:34:37


Exam results tomorrow... wish me luck virgins/people who aren't virgins but like to post here anyway.


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-16 19:39:55


At 8/16/06 07:34 PM, -Nev- wrote: Exam results tomorrow... wish me luck virgins/people who aren't virgins but like to post here anyway.

Good luck, nev. I hate waiting for test results... I get all anxious.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-16 19:46:44


I can't believe they're actually doing this to me. My maths examination is on the last day of this vacation. That means I won't even have the opportunity to decently change schools should I fail.

Oh, and good luck on your results Nev!

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-16 19:54:46


At 8/16/06 07:46 PM, Athlas wrote: I can't believe they're actually doing this to me. My maths examination is on the last day of this vacation. That means I won't even have the opportunity to decently change schools should I fail.

Oh, and good luck on your results Nev!

Are you from England? I must've missed something XD
Well, good luck on your math exam... And remember, if you're having a hard time, skip the question and go back to it later XD

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-16 19:57:18


Its never to late to cheat...that was my moto in school =)

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-16 19:58:25


At 8/16/06 07:54 PM, screamokaratekick wrote:
Are you from England? I must've missed something XD

Close, but no cigar. Belgium was the correct answer.

Well, good luck on your math exam... And remember, if you're having a hard time, skip the question and go back to it later XD

Thanks! People keep telling me to skip the question and answer later on, but I always forget to solve it afterwards. I even tend to overlook it when re-reading my exam.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-16 21:03:57


I suck at flash i really do ium TRYin but right now mine are getting blammed aftewr 5yrs each on them i only made two


"What the Fodoodle?!"

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-16 21:23:19


At 8/16/06 06:27 PM, Athlas wrote:
Didn't you recently say to some guy who asked for friends: "I'll be your fuck buddy" ?
I believe it was on a thread called "Do i have freinds", or something like that.

Yesh, I'm a joking guys like that

unless he says yes

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 00:11:49


yall are wack for bein you

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 00:15:13


count me in.


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 11:38:03


At 8/16/06 07:58 PM, Athlas wrote:
At 8/16/06 07:54 PM, screamokaratekick wrote:
Are you from England? I must've missed something XD
Close, but no cigar. Belgium was the correct answer.

Ooh, so close... maybe I'll get the participation prize XD

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 12:03:18


At 8/17/06 11:53 AM, ChineseGothKid wrote: Um what doos that last post have to do with this club?

Its called random chatting. In a club where the main idea is support you need a friendly environment. And off topic chats can help that.


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 12:15:15


At 8/17/06 12:03 PM, -Nev- wrote:
At 8/17/06 11:53 AM, ChineseGothKid wrote: Um what doos that last post have to do with this club?
Its called random chatting. In a club where the main idea is support you need a friendly environment. And off topic chats can help that.

Exactly. Otherwise our environment would inspire distrust. For example:

virgin1: My girlfriend wants to do it, but I'm not sure if I'm ready...
Virgin2: Just talk to her about your feelings on the subject. If that doesn't work, then it's time to move on.
virgin1: And just who the hell are you? You're probably just some 40-year-old fat perverted guy! Homo! Pervert! Get away from me! MOMMY!!!!!

And that's exactly what would happen if we didn't have random posts between topics. Embrace the random irrelevant topics, and you'll have a much more enjoyable time in any club.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 12:34:07


So today I was like 'omg i will do nothing all day'
So I did, or didn't?

Discuss


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 13:21:51


im not joining cuz my old gf i kinda moved away from here had a frend and well we had a 3 some w0000000000000000t no clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omfg my dick and there pussy im so happy l8ter virgins

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 14:43:31


im 13 and cant join virginity will kill yo someday think about that


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 14:44:43


At 8/17/06 01:21 PM, declinefan665 wrote: im not joining cuz my old gf i kinda moved away from here had a frend and well we had a 3 some w0000000000000000t no clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omfg my dick and there pussy im so happy l8ter virgins

Age: 79
Gender: unspecified
Habitat: im gettin fuckinn pissed
Job: no wat fuck that

LMAO!


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 15:34:17


Plz.

--

Ladies and gentlemen of the Virgin Club, I have returned! And with a vengeance! Now, the moment you have all been waiting for, the so far elected members of the COUNCIL! (A.k.a. the wise old dudes in Star Wars sitting around in a circle).

screamokaratekid

Yoda

WilliWowza

Han Solo

-Nev-

Jacen Solo

HoboPorn

Darth Maul>

Congratulations, everyone.

*Breathes into mask*

Virgin Club

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 15:42:43


Oh a virgin club, it is a little bit embarrassing to join, but we are all, so there is nothing to be shy.

Hello guys you have a new member!

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 15:59:14


At 8/17/06 03:34 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: WilliWowza
Han Solo
-Nev-
Jacen Solo

I'm Willy's lovechild :D


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 16:08:56


"No reward is worth this!"

Virgin Club


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 16:09:42


At 8/17/06 01:21 PM, declinefan665 wrote: im not joining cuz my old gf i kinda moved away from here had a frend and well we had a 3 some w0000000000000000t no clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omfg my dick and there pussy im so happy l8ter virgins

I think I speak for everyone when I say... STFU, n00b!!!

Oh, and all right! The council is finally up and running! *does spinny-flippy moves with lighsaber* No longer am I a lowly Tauntaun... I have evolved into the elite Jedi master, Yoda! The virgin with ultimate power and wisdom! At least I think Yoda's a virgin... Oh, great, now I've got the thought of Yoda having sex stuck in my head... *vomits violently*

And just one last thing, it's "screamokaratekick " not "screamokaratekid..." I swear, one of these days I will strike you down, Darth Vader... Or maybe I'll just live in a cave in the far reaches of the Dagobah System (I probably spelled that wrong). The latter seems to be the safer choice... hmmm...

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 16:28:22


At 8/17/06 04:09 PM, screamokaratekick wrote:
And just one last thing, it's "screamokaratekick " not "screamokaratekid..."

I have something to tell you...

The reason why I put kid is because..

Of this.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 16:33:06


Eww, who was the mother?


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 16:34:30


At 8/17/06 04:33 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Eww, who was the mother?

Your mum.


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 16:36:49


The mother was the seal in the group shot.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 16:38:38


At 8/17/06 04:36 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: The mother was the seal in the group shot.
At 8/17/06 04:34 PM, -Nev- wrote:
Your mum.

I sure hope only one of these are true


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-17 16:41:22


At 8/17/06 04:38 PM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 8/17/06 04:36 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: The mother was the seal in the group shot.
At 8/17/06 04:34 PM, -Nev- wrote:
Your mum.
I sure hope only one of these are true

To be frank, they're both true.