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God's Assassin

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***UPDATE***


If the game is not working for you, it might be because it’s making an external text call. You can download an older version of the swf (with no external text call) directly here: http://reality-tunnels.com/gods_assassin.swf

It should be playable with this Flash player here: https://www.adobe.com/support/flashplayer/debug_downloads.html

Please send me a private message if you still can’t get the game working!


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A text-based "Choose Your Own Adventure"-style game about evil, math, drugs and God.


Please be warned that this game pokes fun at religious concepts pretty aggressively! My own beliefs changed quite drastically right after I wrote it, though. You can read that bizarre little story at we-are-1.net.


I hope you enjoy the game -- please leave comments!

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Great game! Downloading the swf File from the Description didn't work for me ,though. But playing the game through Flashpoint (https://flashpointarchive.org/) still works.

прикольный квест, жалко что я не знаю английский

it did not work for me

GregLoire responds:

Sorry to hear that! Did you get a text load error after starting a new game? (I really shouldn't have had the game call text externally...)

***UPDATE***

If the game is not working for you, it might be because it’s making an external text call. You can download an older version of the swf (with no external text call) directly here: http://reality-tunnels.com/gods_assassin.swf

It should be playable with this Flash player here: https://www.adobe.com/support/flashplayer/debug_downloads.html

Please send me a private message if you still can’t get the game working!

I played this game a very long time ago - I didn't even have this Newgrounds account - and always recommended it to my friends. It's a masterpiece. The concept of god, the art, the music, the accurate portrait of drug effects, the characters, the humor. Everything in this game is perfect. It actually changed my views of what I could expect from a flash game.

It's interesting that nowadays my beliefs have somewhat changed, just like yours. However, this doesn't make this game any less perfect.

Anyway, I only now realized I had never given a feedback. So here it is.

May Stan be with you.

GregLoire responds:

Wow, thank you so much for this review -- it really made my day/week/month (effect duration TBD!).

It's great that your beliefs are changing. I don't know what they used to be or what they've changed into (I'd be happy to learn over PM), but changes usually represent a reaching a higher level of understanding about something, so congrats! :)

I realy like your writing,
it's kinda funny cause when I'm really bored and music porn or sport dosen't do enything to me i imagen similar stories and writing styles.

I would write it down, but even in my native German i would make so many typos it just wouldn't be enjoyable.
But hey...good job :)

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Jul 2, 2014
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