Lol... I have no idea why I feel compelled to tell you this. xD
It was late at night, and I couldn't sleep. I felt like watching a few of my "comedies," so I closed the door and fired up the computer. I started watching my favorite fantasy porn, and before long I had gotten to the point where I was ready to er... release my tension, lol. Anyway, I start to get really into it, and then suddenly BANG! Something (or someone) slams against my door. I don't know what was stronger - my near heart-attack experience, or my relief that I hadn't mangled myself with my fingernails. I made myself decent again and cracked open the door so I could peek outside. My cat, Bother, had launched himself up onto the kiddy gate and slammed right into the door. He must not have seen me close it. He never was the brightest cat, after all.
He was still shaking it off when I opened the door, lol.