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Scarriest Masturbation Moments Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 09:43 PM

What was the scarriest thing that ever happened while you were jerking off. As in getting caught. Or changing a babys diaper while jerking off.

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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 09:45 PM

Falling off my chair and making a loud booming noise as I fell into my closet door. It was late at night, and my parents were in bed. I had to pull up my pants and exit the porn before they came in. It was a REALLY close call.

I still got in trouble for not being asleep though =[


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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 09:46 PM

Probably just gettin' it all over my pants. =/


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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 09:47 PM

At 2/14/07 09:46 PM, McFooFa wrote: Probably just gettin' it all over my pants. =/

I just lick it off my diaper when that happens.

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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 09:48 PM

Today actually. I was doing my thing, and my Mom comes in to tell me something, pants were completely off. I was really into it. Didn't even notice she was there; until she cleared her throat. She told me to call me work to see what time I was working. She just acted like nothing happened. Awkwardness proceeded on the drive to work.

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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 09:50 PM

At 2/14/07 09:43 PM, 5hoot wrote: What was the scarriest thing that ever happened while you were jerking off. As in getting caught. Or changing a babys diaper while jerking off.

Jerking off while reading a certain thread from a certain 5hoot

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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 09:52 PM

ok it wasnt me at camp but it was the guy above the bunk above me

ok i felt the bed shaking and u always know right away what is going on, so i kick his matress to shut him up. so the dude falls out of the bunk and hits the floor and well u know where his hands were so he couldnt catch himself. startled as the guy was he pulls the zipper up fast as hell. well i dont know if the zipper catches his lilte member but it gets caught on his pubes. now this was like this summer so its funny as hell and late at night so we help him get back in his bunk and tell him we will help in the morning when we have good light. then at about 4 in the morn we all get up pull him off of his bunk and throw him sleepingbag and all into the lake from the rope jump point, which is way out into the lake and is pretty high up. so all in all the dude has to swim back to shore with his pubes still stuck in the sleeping bag. i dont think he ever woke us up again with that


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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 09:55 PM

Lol... I have no idea why I feel compelled to tell you this. xD

It was late at night, and I couldn't sleep. I felt like watching a few of my "comedies," so I closed the door and fired up the computer. I started watching my favorite fantasy porn, and before long I had gotten to the point where I was ready to er... release my tension, lol. Anyway, I start to get really into it, and then suddenly BANG! Something (or someone) slams against my door. I don't know what was stronger - my near heart-attack experience, or my relief that I hadn't mangled myself with my fingernails. I made myself decent again and cracked open the door so I could peek outside. My cat, Bother, had launched himself up onto the kiddy gate and slammed right into the door. He must not have seen me close it. He never was the brightest cat, after all.

He was still shaking it off when I opened the door, lol.


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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 10:02 PM

Must have been when I was masturbating in the bathroom and my brother knocked the door really hard asking:

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE THOSE SOUNDS!"

Holy shit, it scared me shitless.

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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 09:29 PM

I was masturbating and my sister's friend walked in, she then said how about i finish masturbating for you. Needless to say i was like sure, her and i now enjoy masturbating eachother twice a week.

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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 09:38 PM

At 2/14/07 09:43 PM, 5hoot wrote: Or changing a babys diaper while jerking off.

I can't believe that nobody commented on this :O

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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 09:38 PM

I was butt naked faping anf my grandfatehr walks in and i pretned to be dressing it work lol


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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 09:40 PM

Hmm...

One night, I went into my room and opened up my pron. I then proceded to begin fapping. I was about to blow my load when mom says "Dinner time". In shock, I let it all spill. My door was locked, and I had cum allover my bed/pants. I said to her "Just a sec". And she yelled "open the door". I diddn't and then my dad kicks it open(destroying the doorframe). There I am, no pants on, and clean cum off my cock/sheets/pants. It was the most silent, wierd 5 minutes of my life. He saw the porn(hentai), and said "What the fuck kind of porn is that?" It was bad. I got in troubble for keeping my door locked and having porn. He just acted like he never say my load dumped everywhere.

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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 09:42 PM

I forgot my parents were home started masterbating in the living room i saw thier shadow i yelled outloud OH SHIT! They came running i quickly pulled up my pants and said there was a rat on the ground so they would think i had a good reason for saying that.


"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol

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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 09:42 PM

^ I think that is the longest post I've ever made!

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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 09:43 PM

When I really did go blind.


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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 09:43 PM

I was watching porn, and my mom came up the the stairs and in the room. I went to click the X, but hit the maximize button by mistake.

Luckily she wasn't paying attention and I closed it without her noticing.


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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 09:44 PM

At 8/21/07 09:42 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: I forgot my parents were home started masterbating in the living room i saw thier shadow i yelled outloud OH SHIT! They came running i quickly pulled up my pants and said there was a rat on the ground so they would think i had a good reason for saying that.

I have been LOLing forever since reading that!

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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 09:46 PM

This thread is going to be epic.


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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 09:52 PM

At 8/21/07 09:46 PM, Sicr wrote: This thread is going to be epic.

I rember the Masturbation Mistakes thread. I had like 20+ pages.

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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 09:53 PM

At 8/21/07 09:44 PM, Hellian00 wrote:
At 8/21/07 09:42 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote:
I have been LOLing forever since reading that!

HOORAY I made someone laugh!


"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol

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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 09:53 PM

At 2/14/07 09:49 PM, Asteraith wrote: the lights went out. that might not sound scary, but at 2:00 in the morning, watching a porno with your dick in your hands, losing power can give you a real nasty jolt.

Holy shit. That happened to me once. Fucking scary! I can even remember what i was jerkin it too:

Hentai on Youtube.

Aaaahhh...


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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 09:55 PM

At 8/21/07 09:40 PM, Hellian00 wrote: Hmm...

One night, I went into my room and opened up my pron...

Oh my god.

That sucks dude!

LOL


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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 09:55 PM

At 8/21/07 09:52 PM, Hellian00 wrote:
At 8/21/07 09:46 PM, Sicr wrote: This thread is going to be epic.
I rember the Masturbation Mistakes thread. I had like 20+ pages.

Heh, figures. Put the word masturbation is the title and it becomes popular...


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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 10:00 PM

At 8/21/07 09:55 PM, Sicr wrote:
At 8/21/07 09:52 PM, Hellian00 wrote:
At 8/21/07 09:46 PM, Sicr wrote: This thread is going to be epic.
I rember the Masturbation Mistakes thread. I had like 20+ pages.
Heh, figures. Put the word masturbation is the title and it becomes popular...

yeah. this ones already almost at 500 views...


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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 10:17 PM

Best Thread EVER


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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 10:24 PM

Once I had been using liquid soap as lube for a while, so I got pretty dry until one time a little thread of skin connecting the head and the shaft broke.

:I thought I had broken my penis.


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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 10:33 PM

Well i was just doin the shit when i saw an incredibly hot link. so i really jacked off and i exploded uber jizz all over my damn face >:(


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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 10:34 PM

At 8/21/07 10:33 PM, cosmicrandom wrote: Well i was just doin the shit when i saw an incredibly hot link. so i really jacked off and i exploded uber jizz all over my damn face >:(

link plz?

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Response to Scarriest Masturbation Moments Aug. 21st, 2007 @ 10:36 PM

I was jerking off, and then the police came busted into my room.

My pants were down and my dick was in my hand.

I was fined for having illegal pornography access.

And the police happened to be my mom.


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