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At 2/14/07 09:50 PM, <deleted> wrote:

At 2/14/07 09:43 PM, 5hoot wrote: What was the scarriest thing that ever happened while you were jerking off. As in getting caught. Or changing a babys diaper while jerking off.

Jerking off while reading a certain thread from a certain 5hoot

What happened here!?!

At 8/21/07 09:43 PM, RedCoin wrote: When I really did go blind.

Braille computer?

once i started to get to down to some lonly love to some internet porn but forgot that my web cam was still on that was an akward msn conversation.

At 10/27/07 12:01 PM, MOST-REQUESTED wrote: once i started to get to down to some lonly love to some internet porn but forgot that my web cam was still on that was an akward msn conversation.

rofl, who were you talking to?

lol looks like much ppl here have parents who thinks its awfull to beat ur meat xD

anyway, i NEVER get caught! thats to 3 things, only useable when fapping in ur room:

1. my computer has some kind of storage thingy you only can see when you enter a password (you cant even find it), meaning i can down porn :D

2. my room most of the time is pretty cold, so i take that ting from my bed (how is it called again?) and put it around my when fapping, so when someone walks in they dont see it :D

3. my room is on the 2nd floor, and i hear it when someone comes up the stairs, so i only fap when nobody's upstairs, and always with curtains closed :D

rlly works!

ok this didnt actually happen to me but to my friend (we speak openly that we both masturbate... not together!) but any way he said he was jerkin off to some lesbian porno he got from his other friends (dont ask) so any way he was jerkin off and got really into it and he had his DVD player on the floor so he was lying on his back bangin away and he forgot to lock the door so his mom went in to tell him dinner was ready but she trip on something so she started yelling on her way down and she ended up with her mouth on his cock. he said it fely\t pretty good to actually have someone on his dick. awkward

When I read this thread, my eyes got itchy and I think I've got blind a little. I'm dead serious.

I used to work at a funeral home.
Well, I'm also very hormonal.
After cleaning up a body, I'd take a 5 minute washroom break.
I honestly can't explain why my surroundings didn't hinder my HUUUNNNGGGEEERRRRRR

Also, One time I had an 8 hour masturbate-a-thon.
That night i fingered for the gold.

having to clean it out of my ear, lol. yes it got that far

At 8/21/07 09:43 PM, RedCoin wrote: When I really did go blind.

i wear glasses so u can tell how much i do it lol

Mine must b when i was, erm, exersising my wrists and then i 4got to lock the bathroom door and some1 entered and i prentended i was doin a shite with this raging boner and they were all apologizing and shit lol!

At 10/27/07 01:19 PM, sonickles wrote: ok this didnt actually happen to me but to my friend (we speak openly that we both masturbate... not together!) but any way he said he was jerkin off to some lesbian porno he got from his other friends (dont ask) so any way he was jerkin off and got really into it and he had his DVD player on the floor so he was lying on his back bangin away and he forgot to lock the door so his mom went in to tell him dinner was ready but she trip on something so she started yelling on her way down and she ended up with her mouth on his cock. he said it fely\t pretty good to actually have someone on his dick. awkward

OMG LOL! having your mum blow u off by accident, holy shit!

That must have been so fucking weird, awkward strange......

Jesus christ..

Scariest thing, screamer came up.

Caught me unawares :o

At 10/27/07 02:36 PM, BlackSapphire wrote: Scariest thing, screamer came up.

Caught me unawares :o

Lulz.

At 10/27/07 02:10 PM, b8-2-sk8-h8 wrote:

Also, One time I had an 8 hour masturbate-a-thon.
That night i fingered for the gold.

Holy jesus I hope you took a break. Also i suspect wrist spasm.

I pulled a Mighty Mouse, and that's basically when you're whacking it, you call for your mom to come up to your room to check something out, and you try and blow your load and put it away before she gets there. Unfortunately, I'm not Mighty Mouse, so I got caught red handed.

I never got caught. Hooray for me!

At 8/22/07 12:41 AM, TheGayDarthNihilus wrote: and they have parental blocks on everything. they also gave his cat back to the animal shelter.

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I'm afraid to go and take a dump now so incase some one turns on my monitor (Doubtful seeing how my family each has a seperate pc) and they see 9 pages of diffrent posts about how people almost/never/did get caught when giveing them self some 'lonley love'.

At 2/14/07 09:45 PM, Twessel wrote: Falling off my chair and making a loud booming noise as I fell into my closet door. It was late at night, and my parents were in bed. I had to pull up my pants and exit the porn before they came in. It was a REALLY close call.

I still got in trouble for not being asleep though =[

i done that once :)

one day my sister walked in on me doing it(same age as me :P)
the next day i walked in on her doing it
akward... so i says i wont tell if u wont tell
she says u help me i help you, i chose her option. :P

last night. dick in hand. mother bursts in, im glad i was in my bed so i could quickly pull my covers over me. a close shave. but still. i wish she would knock.

getting too violent and accidently ripping my foreskin. it started to bleed and hurt real bad, but that didnt stop me.

At 10/27/07 10:55 AM, Lord-Lonic wrote: One time I masturbated on my dog.

I laughed so hard when i read this...

At 10/29/07 04:01 PM, nosboy-nx wrote: one day my sister walked in on me doing it(same age as me :P)
the next day i walked in on her doing it
akward... so i says i wont tell if u wont tell
she says u help me i help you, i chose her option. :P

Either lies, or the best life ever.

At 10/29/07 04:51 PM, Sashuno wrote:

At 10/29/07 04:01 PM, nosboy-nx wrote: one day my sister walked in on me doing it(same age as me :P)
the next day i walked in on her doing it
akward... so i says i wont tell if u wont tell
she says u help me i help you, i chose her option. :P

Either lies, or the best life ever.

best life EVAR! i hope :P

My sister walked in on me.

When my cum turned yellow.

realizing tha was a dud a little too late,

I was lying on the couch in my living room, alone in the house, so I started jerking off. Suddenly, someone comes up the stairs to our apartment really quickly! I'm close to finishing so I can't stop. I just barely finish as my mom walks through the door. I just managed to whip a blanket over me. She saw my underwear around my legs and I gave her some bullshit reason. She pretty much knew what was happening.

At 8/21/07 09:40 PM, Hellian00 wrote: One night, I went into my room and opened up my pron. I then proceded to begin fapping. I was about to blow my load when mom says "Dinner time". In shock, I let it all spill. My door was locked, and I had cum allover my bed/pants. I said to her "Just a sec". And she yelled "open the door". I diddn't and then my dad kicks it open(destroying the doorframe). There I am, no pants on, and clean cum off my cock/sheets/pants. It was the most silent, wierd 5 minutes of my life. He saw the porn(hentai), and said "What the fuck kind of porn is that?" It was bad. I got in troubble for keeping my door locked and having porn. He just acted like he never say my load dumped everywhere.

Call the cops because your dad busted the door. I mean, you said "Just a sec" and BAM! Caught fapping to hentai. Wait, what KIND of hentai was it?