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Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa]

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Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-01-23 16:05:30


Name: Zebediah Johansen
Race: Lizardman
Class: Inventor
STR: 1
DEX: 15
CON: 10
INT: 16
WIS: 17
CHA: 1
Color: Translucent Yellow


I ran. I ran until my muscles burned, and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.

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Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-01-23 16:07:02


At 1/23/10 04:05 PM, daniel123297 wrote: Name: Zebediah Johansen
Race: Lizardman
Class: Inventor
STR: 1
DEX: 15
CON: 10
INT: 16
WIS: 17
CHA: 1
Color: Translucent Yellow

Oh wait, limited colour palette, just plain Yellow

Sorry for double post.


I ran. I ran until my muscles burned, and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.

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Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-01-27 17:10:15


i'm pretty sure he isn't coming back...

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-01-27 17:13:17


At 1/27/10 05:10 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: i'm pretty sure he isn't coming back...

he is... you just have to give him some time.

he has disappeared like this a few times before, hell come back, just wait.


NEVER LOOSE FAITH IN MANCUNT

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Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-01-27 17:19:17


At 1/22/10 03:42 PM, M-Vero wrote: I like to think of this forum as a collection of lazy asses who know how put pencils on paper and make it look pretty.
Cause we're all lazy, just accept it.

i will remember this quote forever

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-01-27 18:01:29


Name: Charlie
Race: Dwarf
Class: Meatsmith
STR: 10
DEX: 5
CON: 7
INT: 3
WIS: 4
CHA: 9
Color: Meat


Look at my art!

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Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-01-29 18:51:51


At 1/19/10 10:18 PM, scottmale24 wrote: But let's get down to brass tacks. First of all, what kind of adventurer are you? And what is your name?

same rules as first time, guys. If you're unsure, check out the front page. I'll be back in a bit.

race: stick guy or human, either way wont matter
class: warlock
int+10
screw the other stats lol


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Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-07 02:18:37


Name: Peep
Race: Gnome
class: Cleric of Gzemnid (google it ^^)

str:7
dex: 10
con:16
int:10
wis:14
cha:8

colour: dark purple


...This is indeed a disturbing universe... O_o

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-07 11:07:36


holy poop a ng version of mspaintadventures
goddamn it I love me some mspaintadventures

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-10 14:29:06


lazy ass when r u going to post something new.....................................
............I WANT MY MISPAINT ADVENTURES DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-11 11:43:47


At 2/10/10 02:29 PM, flyingnun wrote: I WANT MY MISPAINT ADVENTURES DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then go there you absolute prick. We've been through this before.
Personally I think he was scared away by the sheer mind-numbing, skull-imploding, universe-corrupting unfunnyness of your character idea.

Keep your trap shut and be patient.


No mate, no.

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Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-11 16:59:37


At 1/21/10 04:33 PM, TheCupcakeArmy wrote: Name: Steve, from the land of Canadia

Race: Canadian
Class: Barbarian

STR: 55
DEX: 1
CON: 1
INT: 1
WIS: 1
CHA: 1
Color: Purple

Your name is Steve BREAKSTUFF IRONFISTS, from the frigid northlands of Canadia. You use your UNGODLY STRENGTH to BREAK STUFF with your IRON FISTS.

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I used to be relevant.

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-11 17:01:11


Unfortunately, with your low WISDOM and INTELLIGENCE scores, you've forgotten to eat. Your non-existent CONSTITUTION means you die almost instantly.

You will not be missed.

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I used to be relevant.

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-11 17:13:52


I hope this tides you over while I get some stuff situated.


I used to be relevant.

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-11 17:14:32


God damn it man, you almost made me spit soda all over my monitor....twice.

once for each pic.

Once again you dash people ideas to pieces with your wacky antics

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-12 05:42:38


At 2/11/10 05:14 PM, M-Vero wrote: God damn it man, you almost made me spit soda all over my monitor....twice.
once for each pic.
Once again you dash people ideas to pieces with your wacky antics

yes, yes it does thank you! it was verry nice.


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Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-12 05:43:57


At 2/12/10 05:42 AM, flyingnun wrote:
At 2/11/10 05:14 PM, M-Vero wrote: God damn it man, you almost made me spit soda all over my monitor....twice.
once for each pic.
Once again you dash people ideas to pieces with your wacky antics
yes, yes it does thank you! it was verry nice.

oops wanted toreply to the 1 above this one


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Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-14 01:42:32


Race: Human
Job: Warrior/Cleric of Gzemnid
Richard Hardwood
Str 16
Dex 4
Con 10
Int 5
wis 5
cha 20
Green

:I am combining two of your ideas. It is mainly Richard Hardwood, because it's just too good to pass up, but I fudged the stats a little to give him a better CONSTITUTION and also he is part Cleric.

You are now this guy.

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Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-14 02:20:21


At 2/14/10 01:42 AM, scottmale24 wrote: You are now this guy.

Looks pretty badass for a cleric.

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-15 22:50:16


AWESOME


...This is indeed a disturbing universe... O_o

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-15 23:01:04


Richard: Go to the market for some breakfast.


The Problems of the Future, by Everyone!

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-15 23:45:54


Richard: Swiftly retrieve arms from...no, scratch that, examine your weapons n' abilities n' statistics n' such.

One must be thoroughly prepared before they go to breakfast

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-15 23:46:20


Hardwood leave the bar because that Steve guy is starting to smell odd, and since he is a ladies man he get out with that 2 chicks that make fun of the stupidness of Jack.

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-17 01:40:28


At 2/15/10 11:46 PM, Bullonier wrote: Hardwood leave the bar because that Steve guy is starting to smell odd, and since he is a ladies man he get out with that 2 chicks that make fun of the stupidness of Jack.

You didn't even go in that bar. What bar? You don't see any bar. Just a cute mage girl, one who could be described as "foxy" with several superfluous x's.

Bang. Bitches love a healer.

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I used to be relevant.

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-17 01:45:55


And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing, oh baby


Look at my art!

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Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-17 01:55:05


Try to accumulate as many females into your "party" as you can.

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-17 02:24:31


At 2/17/10 01:45 AM, Captain-Ben wrote: And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing, oh baby

Oh, I seem to have shot you through the heart.

Let me... patch that up for you.

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I used to be relevant.

Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-17 02:32:01


Better take her behind the bar and introduce her to "Little Richard"


Look at my art!

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Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-17 07:02:42


Lunge in for a kiss, and have a feel around in her pockets for cash or anything else of value while she's distracted.


No mate, no.

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Response to Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa] 2010-02-17 11:46:16


At 2/11/10 04:59 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Your name is Steve BREAKSTUFF IRONFISTS, from the frigid northlands of Canadia. You use your UNGODLY STRENGTH to BREAK STUFF with your IRON FISTS.

lol, thanks!


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