Jackson: Take skull and throw it to METAL JERK'S head to get his attention.
Fuck it...Your on-board now. (kind of)
Just wait until you get to the next town. Until then try and enjoy your time being upside down, It might even be fun! =D
Jackson: allow blood to rush to head to become more intoxicated.
No mate, no.
Jackson: casts animate rope in an attempt to get you out of this pickle. order it to pull you upto the barrels and take a peek inside.
...This is indeed a disturbing universe... O_o
TBH swallowing dicks is pretty hardcore too.
Go into the water, live there, DIE there!
Jackson: Cast Spell: Nature's call, so the birds will help you to get free
>Contemplate the consequences of gluing your hat to your head.
forget using spells! To defeat the robot, just get a tungsten inert gas cutter and cut off its limbs!!
my furry stuff.
oh wait, TIG is for welding, use plasma cutter anyway!!
my furry stuff.
Jackson:
Swing
Grab hold of net
Climb up
Though I have a feeling it might wind up going:
Swing
Smash face
Become unconscious
Lodge charred hobo skull in right arm joint thus rendering it immobile
Jackson: use fire spell to burn the net.
Jackson: search barrels and crates.
Biohasard, Staying neutral since 2009!
ookay let's do it in desired style..
Jackson: conjure a plasma cutter
Jackson: cut the rope with it
Jackson: Cut off robot's limbs with it
do my plot. seriously.
my furry stuff.
Jackson: Use your teeth to bite the rope, and to free yourself.
At 6/5/09 11:20 AM, Weenog wrote: Jackson: cast animate rope in an attempt to get you out of this pickle.
Now you're thinking like a mage!
Wheeeee!
![Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa]](https://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/14/19303000/ngbbs4a298e0d95bba.gif)
I used to be relevant.
You land with a thud inside the cargo bay of the lumbering iron man. What treasures await in these poorly drawn containers, as if the artist had to draw them hastily because he should have left for work fifteen minutes ago?
WHAT INDEED! The suspense is killing you!
![Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa]](https://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/14/19303000/ngbbs4a298e8a244d2.gif)
I used to be relevant.
I hope you have good aim because it looks like he's going to fall on his ass.
At 6/5/09 05:30 PM, scottmale24 wrote: WHAT INDEED! The suspense is killing you!
Use charred hobo skull as a hammer to break open crates.
Open the rightmost barrel petulantly, yet vivaciously.
Jackson: stop to wonder why your tiny feet don't fall right thru the cargo-net.
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At 6/5/09 05:33 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Use charred hobo skull as a hammer to break open crates.
Oh, charred hobo skull. Mug, hammer; is there anything you can't do? You smash open the first crate. It appears to be full of mail. Nothing very exciting... or is there?
![Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa]](https://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/14/19304000/ngbbs4a2999f76d24b.gif)
I used to be relevant.
Well, I guess it has to be said...
Jackson:
Look at Porn.
Alternatively:
Look for concealed cash.
set fire to contents of box (because it's all paper, and fire is fun)
Jackson: take porn.
Jackson: masturbate.
*Jackson is improving his mage power...*
Jackson: look at porn
Jackson: scoff at porn as it involves your mother
Jackson: Find UPS package in crate
Old art thread: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /979013
If you love me, you will look at my clothing as well: http://surrealserendipity.bigcartel .com/
At 6/5/09 06:19 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Nothing very exciting... or is there?
No.
> Open second crate.
Jackson:Pick up PORN
Jackson:Use PORN on GIANT METAL JERK
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