Hello, one and all, and welcome to Epic Quest! the NG Choose-Your-Own MSPaint Adventure! This is a choose-your-own adventure, much in the style of the original MSPaint Adventures! Basically, I will post an image, and then you suggest what the character does, along the style of an old text-based game. (Think Deliver That Fulp! if you're unfamiliar).
Now, this is on a trial-basis. I know the suggestions are going to be rather short at times (Walk east, slay dragon, etc.), but don't spam the thread with them. I'm going to try to pic from the first few suggestions each time, and remember that each page is going to take some time to draw. If you see that some suggestions have already been made, then try to steer away from making more suggestions and towards conversation or whatever's relevant at the time.
Furthermore, keep up-to-date on what's going on. I'm going to have an archive of this all over here in my news post. Don't make suggestions for things that happened several pages ago, as that will make you look stupid.
And lastly, because this is going to be done mostly in paint, the moderators can lock this at any time if my quality of work dips below a certain arbitrary threshold. This whole project lies on a very thin line, SO DON'T FUCK IT UP OR SO HELP ME CHRIST....
Anyway, here we go!