At 1/9/10 10:40 AM, havegum wrote: Well, obviously Jackson would have to go through several steps to find a crew:
>Go out
>Search for crew members
>Find hobo
>Ask politeley to join crew
>Find a new ect ect ...
to the adventurer's guild/bar!
...This is indeed a disturbing universe... O_o
Use the tome to fill the room with shotgun shells, then ride the wave out the window in style.
air guitar with the shotgun for good measure.
At 1/9/10 10:40 AM, havegum wrote: Well, obviously Jackson would have to go through several steps to find a crew:
>Go out
>Search for crew members
>Find hobo
>Ask politeley to join crew
>Find a new ect ect ...
Also, thank you for continuing this!
no problem, this is fun :)
well then,
jacksson: Go outside and force a hobo to join your crew.
At 1/9/10 04:05 AM, scottmale24 wrote: Oh, wow. This is like Christmas and your birthday all rolled into one. God, you love the dark arts.
Flip open the book and eat whatever page you happen upon. Hey, it worked with the last book.
At 1/9/10 04:18 AM, havegum wrote: Jackson: Got to page 24 in the spell-book
Correction: This is better than christmas and your birthday rolled into one. There are no spells here. Only shells. An endless supply of doom, and you; it's harbinger.
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At 1/10/10 03:30 AM, scottmale24 wrote: An endless supply of doom, and you; it's harbinger.
Jason: make badass bandana and wear
Jason: begin rampage
At 1/9/10 10:56 AM, Captain-Ben wrote: Use the tome to fill the room with shotgun shells, then ride the wave out the window in style.
air guitar with the shotgun for good measure.
WHEEEEE! This is quite possibly the funnest and most dangerous thing you've ever done, and this fact is punctuated when you hit an imaginary high note and a real trigger, causing the shotgun to go off.
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The blast from the shotgun hits a poorly drawn bird!
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The bird dies instantly, and crashes to a heap at your feet. You gain a level! You also learn an important lesson about firearm safety: No matter how stupid you act, only good things can come from screwing around with a loaded weapon.
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>Check for extra skill-points.
>Use extra skill points on INT
As Jackson kept rejoicing by the fact he gained a level, a large ogre suddenly bursts through the doors. Oh no! It's a boss fight! That's one ugly boss!
Jackson: Uses tentacle rape skill and tentacle rapes the corpse of the fallen bird, use Fire on the bird to cook it, then eat it to replenish Health
put the "poorly drawn" bird in your invetory, who know.. you might need it ;)
try to find somebody who knows about the sign on the metal jackass
Attempt to cast necromancy on the bird, a familiar might come in handy.
At 1/10/10 05:42 AM, havegum wrote: >Check for extra skill-points.
>Use extra skill points on INT
No extra skill points yet, but your both your Mana Pool and your Healths have increased, allowing you to take slightly more damage and cast slightly higher-level spells. They've also been replenished!
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At 1/10/10 12:45 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Attempt to cast necromancy on the bird, a familiar might come in handy.
You're nowhere near high enough level to animate the dead! Besides, there's not much left to animate. Right now all that's left is a sort of poorly-drawn-bird-puzzle, and you can tell from looking at it that a lot of the pieces are missing.
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Leave the bird on the ground and continue the Epic journey
Better loot a poorly drawn bird skull, it would make one badass belt buckle.
...This is indeed a disturbing universe... O_o
T-Bag the corpse of the bird and hopefully gain some stats
Storm around town looking for more things to shoot
try out the new spells you have earned on some guards, thats fun and a awesome way to get attention! you might even get to know where you are! :D + you will, if you are lucky get some lvls or spells!
At 1/11/10 12:07 PM, idiot-monarch wrote: Kick ass and chew bubblegum.
monarch has the best idea yet x)
At 1/11/10 12:07 PM, idiot-monarch wrote: Kick ass and chew bubblegum.
Chew ass and kick bubblegum?
At 1/11/10 01:04 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:At 1/11/10 12:07 PM, idiot-monarch wrote: Kick ass and chew bubblegum.Chew ass and kick bubblegum?
Bubblegum and ass chew kick.
Bubblegum and ass chew kick.
youve milked this joke for all its got, can we get back on track now plz?
...This is indeed a disturbing universe... O_o
