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Jackson: Cast spell to appear much more masculine.
Jackson: Enter door.

1. Wipe off all traces of remaining blood, so that you don't attract attention upon entering the club.
2. Using what remaining mana you have, cast Solidus Snakidus, a camouflage buff that causes your cloak to assume the same color and texture of the elements around you.
3. Try to Solid Snake your way into the club, because if the bouncer saw your whack ass he would most likely smash your face into the door.

- Use see through walls and examine the inside.

At 6/17/09 02:27 AM, Briancage wrote: 2. Using what remaining mana you have, cast Solidus Snakidus, a camouflage buff that causes your cloak to assume the same color and texture of the elements around you.

Damnit, was expecting a dick joke.
Anyways

-Sneak onto stage and cast Metamorph to turn into a pole.

uuum
why is the guy not posting image? ... T_T

walk in rob the front counter and teleport out with a hooker

1.Enter Door
2.Commit Acts of random acts of sexual behaviour
3.Attempt to pay up
4.Lose all gold and 1/4 of a life after getting bludgened with a dildo and kicked in the crotch

*2.Commit random acts of sexual behaviour*

He is using ms paint. He has to make the pic look good, or the mods might lock the thread. So yeah, it takes him some time to post.

Jackson: Enter the Jugghouse.
Jackson: Sneak to the dressing room.
Jackson: Dress yourself up with dresses, wigs, and make-up.
Jackson: Exit the dressing room, and go to the dancing poles.
Jackson: Get fast cash.

At 6/17/09 09:03 PM, Zoidz wrote: Jackson: Enter the Jugghouse.
Jackson: Sneak to the dressing room.
Jackson: Dress yourself up with dresses, wigs, and make-up.
Jackson: Exit the dressing room, and go to the dancing poles.
Jackson: Get fast cash.

Use skulls as breasts and blood as lipstick btw.

At 6/17/09 09:03 PM, Zoidz wrote: Jackson: Enter the Jugghouse.
Jackson: Sneak to the dressing room.
Jackson: Dress yourself up with dresses, wigs, and make-up.
Jackson: Exit the dressing room, and go to the dancing poles.
Jackson: Get fast cash.

Seconded.

PARYL! YOUR LINK IS FUCKING RACIST AND ERROGANT!

PARYL, IF YOU ARE RACIST THE FOLLOWING IS DIRECTED TOWARD YOU!

LOOK AT YOU, BEING A MOTHERFUCKING DUMBASS WHO SUPPORTS WHITE SUPREMACY! I ADMIT I AM A WHITE AMERICAN OR A CAUCASIAN BUT BITCH, YOU BETTER PISS OFF BEFORE I MAKE YOU SCREAM LIKE YOUR MOMMA DID LAST NIGHT! YOU FUCKING RACIST LITTLE SHIT! I BET YOU THINK YOU ARE SOOOO COOL TO BE A RACIST LITTLE COCKSUCKER HUH? WELL FUCK YOUR BELIEFS! FUCK RACISM! MORE IMPORTANTLY FUCK OFF! YOU OFFICIALLY FAIL AT LIFE! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE BEFORE I GOTTA MAKE YOU! I MEAN DAMN YOU FUCKING THINK YOUR LITTLE MESSAGE MATTERS! NO ONE IN THIS WORLD LOVES YOU! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PUSSY! I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING PISS STRAIGHT! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! GO CRY EMO KID! TELL YOUR THERAPIST! IT DOESN'T MATTER!

If you are not racist ignore that stuff up there.
If you're a racist: FUCK OFF AND DIE!
If not a racist: Have a nice day.

At 6/18/09 03:47 PM, Super-Mannequin wrote: PARYL! YOUR LINK IS FUCKING RACIST AND ERROGANT!

PARYL, IF YOU ARE RACIST THE FOLLOWING IS DIRECTED TOWARD YOU!

LOOK AT YOU, BEING A MOTHERFUCKING DUMBASS WHO SUPPORTS WHITE SUPREMACY! I ADMIT I AM A WHITE AMERICAN OR A CAUCASIAN BUT BITCH, YOU BETTER PISS OFF BEFORE I MAKE YOU SCREAM LIKE YOUR MOMMA DID LAST NIGHT! YOU FUCKING RACIST LITTLE SHIT! I BET YOU THINK YOU ARE SOOOO COOL TO BE A RACIST LITTLE COCKSUCKER HUH? WELL FUCK YOUR BELIEFS! FUCK RACISM! MORE IMPORTANTLY FUCK OFF! YOU OFFICIALLY FAIL AT LIFE! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE BEFORE I GOTTA MAKE YOU! I MEAN DAMN YOU FUCKING THINK YOUR LITTLE MESSAGE MATTERS! NO ONE IN THIS WORLD LOVES YOU! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PUSSY! I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING PISS STRAIGHT! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! GO CRY EMO KID! TELL YOUR THERAPIST! IT DOESN'T MATTER!

If you are not racist ignore that stuff up there.
If you're a racist: FUCK OFF AND DIE!
If not a racist: Have a nice day.

jackson: cast bolt2 on above ^, then climb into jugghouse while casting "veil of disappearance" on ones-self.
stumble onto incredibly interesting plot point in the process, hopefully.

At 6/18/09 03:47 PM, Super-Mannequin wrote: PARYL! YOUR LINK IS FUCKING RACIST AND ERROGANT!

Please shut up. This is not the place to discus that sort of topic.

Jackson: break through third wall to awaked ScottMale24 and have him draw another f**ing drawing

At 6/18/09 03:47 PM, Super-Mannequin wrote: PARYL! YOUR LINK IS FUCKING RACIST AND ERROGANT!

Learn to spell, get your facts straight and don't derail the thread. I clicked the link, and it's not racist. It's extremely right-winged, hate-inciting and full of unsupported claims, but not racist.

On topic: This quest is running low on Epicness at the moment...

Jackson: Cast Epic Revival on this thread.

At 6/18/09 03:47 PM, Super-Mannequin wrote: PARYL! YOUR LINK IS FUCKING RACIST AND ERROGANT!

You are worse than they guy you mock.

Not that I support the behavior shown by this guy, but I really think Peryl's link should be removed.And if anything Indians should be rulling America, so Peryl's arguements aren't as valid as he'd like them to be.

Just to stay on topic:

Jackson: Stop goofing off and get to adventuring.

At 6/18/09 07:06 PM, J-qb wrote: Jackson: break through third wall to awaked ScottMale24 and have him draw another f**ing drawing

Im going to saying this alot...
He is useing ms paint, he has to make it look good or the mods might lock the thread. Making things look good takes time. Plus, he may have more important things to do.

Jackson: cast SILENCE on the people arguing in the thread.
Jackson: use a phoenix down on the thread.

At 6/19/09 09:23 AM, TheDaveAngle wrote: Jackson: cast SILENCE on the people arguing in the thread.
Jackson: use a phoenix down on the thread.

SRY! I WAS PISSED OFF AND THOUGHT I HAD A GOOD REASON TO CUSS SOMEONE OUT!

lol so anyways lol
WTF!
LOL WHERE IS THE CREATOR OF THE THREAD? LOL

Oh and SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR...or DaveAngle

At 6/18/09 03:47 PM, Super-Mannequin wrote:

If you're a racist: FUCK OFF AND DIE!
If not a racist: Have a nice day.

Well I'm a racist, and I have had a fan-fucking-tastic day regardless of your kind words.

Harumph

At 6/19/09 10:17 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote:

At 6/18/09 03:47 PM, Super-Mannequin wrote:

If you're a racist: FUCK OFF AND DIE!
If not a racist: Have a nice day.

Well I'm a racist, and I have had a fan-fucking-tastic day regardless of your kind words.

Harumph

'The Debate' is over!
STFU!

Jackson - Knock politely.

Jackson: Pan Handle for some gold by using staff as a flute (it's magic!). Hell, you gotta pay to see titties, you know!

NG Users: Stop posting suggestions, he already has almost two pages to choose from.

At 6/20/09 01:12 PM, Baleout wrote: NG Users: Stop posting suggestions, he already has almost two pages to choose from.

Agreed

guys just give him a break, you're filling this thread up just with suggestions. wait until he makes another picture

I think thats all... almost 1 week without anything T_T
so i have an idea
Who could continu the story while waiting for master of game...