At 1/11/10 01:21 PM, Weenog wrote:Bubblegum and ass chew kick.youve milked this joke for all its got, can we get back on track now plz?
sorry :c
Leave the bird on the ground and continue the Epic journey
Look around
You're still standing outside the wall bordering a large city. From where you're standing, things look more detailed then they did before.
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At 1/12/10 10:35 PM, scottmale24 wrote: You're still standing outside the wall bordering a large city. From where you're standing, things look more detailed then they did before.
Prance about like an idiot
At 1/12/10 10:48 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Prance about like an idiot
then once people start watching, take them hostage, tell them to take you their leader.
Parkour over wall, look for flamingoes.
A crowd gathers around the mass of shells, they all draw their eyes towards you. You vanish only leaving a outline of your figure in the air!
Bet there's some kickass loot in that castle. I'd shoot that massive pile of shotgun shells and blow a hole in the wall.
>Aim the shotgun at the endless pile o' bullets
>Fire the shotgun
Jacko: Jump and fire shotgun at the ground in the hopes the velocity is enough to propel you over the castle wall
No mate, no.
It's so obvious!
>Put shotgun in inventory
>Walk around the wall searching for a open gate.
Is there any rules against giving more than one suggestion btw?
At 1/13/10 09:39 AM, havegum wrote: It's so obvious!
>Put shotgun in inventory
>Walk around the wall searching for a open gate.
Is there any rules against giving more than one suggestion btw?
i liked your first idea better, who needs a gate... you have any idea how much gunpowder resides in those shells? ^^
...This is indeed a disturbing universe... O_o
use the big hill of shotgun shells to climb over the wall
press the dragon flag and summon your dragon
grab your shotgun which for some reason is mysteriosly floating away and then go on a tentacle rape/killing spree ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttts killarific!
Shoot the ground, propelling yourself into the air and over the wall.
At 1/13/10 05:26 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote: Jacko: Jump and fire shotgun at the ground in the hopes the velocity is enough to propel you over the castle wall
Force of nature indeed
Attempt to climb onto the battlements with the colossal pile of shells you've summoned.
I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.
At 1/13/10 05:26 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote: Jacko: Jump and fire shotgun at the ground in the hopes the velocity is enough to propel you over the castle wall
This is quite clearly the best idea you've ever had. Ever.
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You jump as hard and as high as your little legs can propel your awkward bean body, and then squeeze the trigger. The force of the gun propels you through the air!
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...about and extra inch. You also blow off your own foot. Perhaps jumping and shooting was a poor choice, considering your dump stats are STRENGTH and DEXTERITY.
You lose 4 HEALTHS and also consciousness.
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And that's why you're a mage and not a solider.
Oh, and here's a video I put together for you guys if you want to see how this stuff's made. It's pretty straightforward, but still fin to watch.
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>use shotgun as extremely silly/dangerous temporary prosthetic leg
Better cast fireball and light yourself on fire and hope you rise from the ashes better than before.
Use your tentacle spell in the hopes you can grow back the limb as a tentacle
Stick your nub in the barrel of the shotgun, using it as a peg leg.
Use your tentacle spell in the hopes you can grow back the limb as a tentacle
use shotgun as extremely silly/dangerous temporary prosthetic leg
Better cast fireball and light yourself on fire and hope you rise from the ashes better than before.
Stick your nub in the barrel of the shotgun, using it as a peg leg.
These tasks are all incredibly difficult to perform while unconscious!
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