Jackson: express dissapointment at the jughouse just being a deceptive shop for Jugs.
Jackson: Enter jug house
Jackson: Enter dressing room
Old art thread: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /979013
If you love me, you will look at my clothing as well: http://surrealserendipity.bigcartel .com/
Life sucks, deal with it.
Jackson: Use 'second hand' spell to conjure a ghost-like version of oneself.
Jackson: Take a...peep through the top of the 'jughouse', in order to attain inevitable eye-pleasure at no extra cost.
No mate, no.
Jackson: Search for another entrance, or go through the chimney; the door with an arrow pointing to it is obviously some sort of trap.
I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.
At 6/15/09 03:11 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: kick the door open like the badass you are
He's just a drunken mage... not a badass ^^
Jackson: Cast: "Dramatic Door Opening Effect with Possible Involvment of Heavy Metal Music in the Background".
hur,hur.
>Cast spell to destroy wall.
>Make your awesome entrance
Jackson:
Cast invisibility spell and sneak inside.
At 6/2/09 09:31 PM, scottmale24 wrote: There's riches to be had somewhere, and it's your job to find them, spend them, get drunk, and probably die from being crushed to death in a orgy with the highest-class wenches gold can afford.
=O could it possibly be happening? no....
lol anyways.
-enter The Jughouse
Cast Enchant Ear to hear what's going on inside.
Jackson: see what's sitting on top of the doorframe, there's an arrow pointing to it.
Jackson: Examine building more carefully before entering, lest you walk into another trap in this crazy town.
> Enter Jug Building by climbing through one of the two roof-openings.
> Don't fall and break your legs.
Jackson: Cast spell to appear much more masculine.
Jackson: Enter door.
1. Wipe off all traces of remaining blood, so that you don't attract attention upon entering the club.
2. Using what remaining mana you have, cast Solidus Snakidus, a camouflage buff that causes your cloak to assume the same color and texture of the elements around you.
3. Try to Solid Snake your way into the club, because if the bouncer saw your whack ass he would most likely smash your face into the door.
- Use see through walls and examine the inside.
At 6/17/09 02:27 AM, Briancage wrote: 2. Using what remaining mana you have, cast Solidus Snakidus, a camouflage buff that causes your cloak to assume the same color and texture of the elements around you.
Damnit, was expecting a dick joke.
Anyways
-Sneak onto stage and cast Metamorph to turn into a pole.
Save points are for quitters.
uuum
why is the guy not posting image? ... T_T
walk in rob the front counter and teleport out with a hooker
1.Enter Door
2.Commit Acts of random acts of sexual behaviour
3.Attempt to pay up
4.Lose all gold and 1/4 of a life after getting bludgened with a dildo and kicked in the crotch
My signature is the suckiest in town so enjoy this PSYCHOPATHIC,EVIL CLOWN! (or not enjoy.)
My signature is the suckiest in town so enjoy this PSYCHOPATHIC,EVIL CLOWN! (or not enjoy.)
He is using ms paint. He has to make the pic look good, or the mods might lock the thread. So yeah, it takes him some time to post.
Life sucks, deal with it.
Jackson: Enter the Jugghouse.
Jackson: Sneak to the dressing room.
Jackson: Dress yourself up with dresses, wigs, and make-up.
Jackson: Exit the dressing room, and go to the dancing poles.
Jackson: Get fast cash.
At 6/17/09 09:03 PM, Zoidz wrote: Jackson: Enter the Jugghouse.
Jackson: Sneak to the dressing room.
Jackson: Dress yourself up with dresses, wigs, and make-up.
Jackson: Exit the dressing room, and go to the dancing poles.
Jackson: Get fast cash.
Use skulls as breasts and blood as lipstick btw.
At 6/17/09 09:03 PM, Zoidz wrote: Jackson: Enter the Jugghouse.
Jackson: Sneak to the dressing room.
Jackson: Dress yourself up with dresses, wigs, and make-up.
Jackson: Exit the dressing room, and go to the dancing poles.
Jackson: Get fast cash.
Seconded.
Biohasard, Staying neutral since 2009!
PARYL! YOUR LINK IS FUCKING RACIST AND ERROGANT!
PARYL, IF YOU ARE RACIST THE FOLLOWING IS DIRECTED TOWARD YOU!
LOOK AT YOU, BEING A MOTHERFUCKING DUMBASS WHO SUPPORTS WHITE SUPREMACY! I ADMIT I AM A WHITE AMERICAN OR A CAUCASIAN BUT BITCH, YOU BETTER PISS OFF BEFORE I MAKE YOU SCREAM LIKE YOUR MOMMA DID LAST NIGHT! YOU FUCKING RACIST LITTLE SHIT! I BET YOU THINK YOU ARE SOOOO COOL TO BE A RACIST LITTLE COCKSUCKER HUH? WELL FUCK YOUR BELIEFS! FUCK RACISM! MORE IMPORTANTLY FUCK OFF! YOU OFFICIALLY FAIL AT LIFE! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE BEFORE I GOTTA MAKE YOU! I MEAN DAMN YOU FUCKING THINK YOUR LITTLE MESSAGE MATTERS! NO ONE IN THIS WORLD LOVES YOU! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PUSSY! I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING PISS STRAIGHT! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! GO CRY EMO KID! TELL YOUR THERAPIST! IT DOESN'T MATTER!
If you are not racist ignore that stuff up there.
If you're a racist: FUCK OFF AND DIE!
If not a racist: Have a nice day.
My signature is the suckiest in town so enjoy this PSYCHOPATHIC,EVIL CLOWN! (or not enjoy.)
At 6/18/09 03:47 PM, Super-Mannequin wrote: PARYL! YOUR LINK IS FUCKING RACIST AND ERROGANT!
PARYL, IF YOU ARE RACIST THE FOLLOWING IS DIRECTED TOWARD YOU!
LOOK AT YOU, BEING A MOTHERFUCKING DUMBASS WHO SUPPORTS WHITE SUPREMACY! I ADMIT I AM A WHITE AMERICAN OR A CAUCASIAN BUT BITCH, YOU BETTER PISS OFF BEFORE I MAKE YOU SCREAM LIKE YOUR MOMMA DID LAST NIGHT! YOU FUCKING RACIST LITTLE SHIT! I BET YOU THINK YOU ARE SOOOO COOL TO BE A RACIST LITTLE COCKSUCKER HUH? WELL FUCK YOUR BELIEFS! FUCK RACISM! MORE IMPORTANTLY FUCK OFF! YOU OFFICIALLY FAIL AT LIFE! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE BEFORE I GOTTA MAKE YOU! I MEAN DAMN YOU FUCKING THINK YOUR LITTLE MESSAGE MATTERS! NO ONE IN THIS WORLD LOVES YOU! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PUSSY! I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING PISS STRAIGHT! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! GO CRY EMO KID! TELL YOUR THERAPIST! IT DOESN'T MATTER!
If you are not racist ignore that stuff up there.
If you're a racist: FUCK OFF AND DIE!
If not a racist: Have a nice day.
jackson: cast bolt2 on above ^, then climb into jugghouse while casting "veil of disappearance" on ones-self.
stumble onto incredibly interesting plot point in the process, hopefully.
