No mate, no.
SHIT GUYS
Work's been kicking my ass, so I'm gonna have to get to all these later today cause I GOT THE DAY OFF. I've already got the next few planned out, so no need for more replies. Thanks for waiting!
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At 6/13/09 06:39 AM, scottmale24 wrote: SHIT GUYS
Work's been kicking my ass, so I'm gonna have to get to all these later today cause I GOT THE DAY OFF. I've already got the next few planned out, so no need for more replies. Thanks for waiting!
Jackson:T a k e a d u m p
No mate, no.
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At 6/13/09 08:56 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote:At 6/13/09 06:39 AM, scottmale24 wrote: SHIT GUYSJackson:T a k e a d u m p
Work's been kicking my ass, so I'm gonna have to get to all these later today cause I GOT THE DAY OFF. I've already got the next few planned out, so no need for more replies. Thanks for waiting!
Take a hike.
At 6/13/09 10:21 AM, KoLdBLooD wrote:
Take a hike.
Quiet, you!
No mate, no.
I just finished reading Problem Sleuth....
Thank you for linking me to that.
Also when are you going to continue the quest?
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At 6/13/09 08:56 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote:At 6/13/09 06:39 AM, scottmale24 wrote: SHIT GUYSJackson:T a k e a d u m p
Work's been kicking my ass, so I'm gonna have to get to all these later today cause I GOT THE DAY OFF. I've already got the next few planned out, so no need for more replies. Thanks for waiting!
Why are you obsessed with him taking a dump?
So I liek chocolate milks.
At 6/10/09 04:08 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Jackson, pick up backpack from fireplace!
You pick up your backpack and check your inventory. You're not sure what happened to your rope or bottle, but you appear to have some gained some gold somehow! Also, your charred hobo skull has some friends!
It... it's probably best not to ask.
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At 6/10/09 04:10 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote: Cast "FOCUS" on yourself and try to remember what happened. You may have seriously hurt someone.
You spend three charges from your Mana Pool to cast GRISSOM VISION. A quick glance around THE SCENE OF THE CRIME, and all the FORENSIC EVIDENCE comes together to play out before you, in a desaturated, off-hue flashback.
Apparently, last night you came in out of the rain, KIDNEY already missing. Cold, wet, and HIT POINTS slowly draining, you planned on burning your backpack for warmth.
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At 6/13/09 11:18 PM, scottmale24 wrote:1 of 3
Unfortunately, being drunk, in a dark room, and recently having had surgery, the blast from your WAND scared the crap out of you, and you tripped backwards on your own BLOOD.
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For having a 15 int/wis, you're pretty fucking stupid sometimes.
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Jackson: Cast "Light", if ineffective, cast "Conjure Moonshine", and drink up.
Jackson: Leave house
Jackson: Search local area for items
Jackson: Go to Prostitute Prairie and make good use of your new gold.
Jackson: Exit abandoned bottle-shaped building.
Jackson: Enquire to a NPC guard where he may find the first aid trainer or the nearest hospital. It's time to get that kidney back.
This too will pass.
Memento mori
Life sucks, deal with it.
i like blackdoomc4's idea... try not fall on your head ^^
Look for any hidden things down in the dark hole you fell in.
Maybe the hole leads to something... like a cave
so
Jackson- Look in the hole
At 6/14/09 10:17 AM, Drunk-Guru wrote: i like blackdoomc4's idea... try not fall on your head ^^
oh yeah, well, i say
Land on your head and scream in agony
okay, then, back to the story
Wake up from flashback and realized that you've wandered outside
Survey your surroundings
Let's just wait for another image to guide us trought all that shit
"Without love there is no hate"
"But good sir isn't love what bring everyone together?"
"To only pretend to love each other when they despise they're very existance... fools"
At 6/14/09 08:41 PM, Warforged wrote: >Leave house.
>Continue Adventure.
Because, for some reason, you find the concept of a flashback to be FAR TOO CONFUSING TO HANDLE, you decide it best to high-tail it out of there. One of the locals doesn't seem too happy about his missing stuff. Considering his attire, he definitely deserves to be roasted alive inside that giant pot of his, but you decide that the less time spent in this damn jugtown, the better.
Instead, you politely assert your disagreement and hurry the fuck out of there.
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You wander around for a while, but can't seem to find any sort of exit. This city seems to be an endless expanse of pottery-themed buildings, and it got old well before you regained consciousness. Although one of the buildings seems to have... garnered your attention, if you know what I mean.
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Jackson: Enter Jug house
Jackson: Use well earned gold
