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At 10/28/09 05:09 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Hey, where did the information booth guy go?

Climb into information booth.
Dont forget to wonder what might have happened (and why? and how?)to the information booth guy... We dont want to lose our hook now do we?

At 10/28/09 05:09 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Hey, where did the information booth guy go?

Duel wield the second newly appeared question mark

Scour the information booth for items.

FLOOD THE THREAD WITH DUMB IDEAS

Climb through the window to see what's inside.

At 10/28/09 09:59 PM, TheCupcakeArmy wrote: Climb through the window to see what's inside.

Curious to find the source of the thunderous roar, and to ascertain the whereabouts of your best friend the information booth guy, you jump through the booth window. Ah, information booth guy. As you leap, you fondly regard his informative prowess, both the good times you've had (and the bad!), and the adventures you two will surely have down the road.

Your feet land with a slippery thud, and you turn to discover... oh no.

search bookcase for anything usefull...

body is useless... someone must have already looted it :P

At 10/29/09 04:55 AM, LegolaSS wrote: search bookcase for anything usefull...

None of the books seem to be labeled. Which book would you like to start with?

Jacko: Open up the huge purple book first- it's so large something may be concealed within. Or at least a LOT of Kama sutra.

At 10/29/09 05:33 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote: Jacko: Open up the huge purple book first- it's so large something may be concealed within. Or at least a LOT of Kama sutra.

This is, by a wide margin, the most terrifying thing you've ever held in your hands.

Ps. guys, 400 replies

At 10/29/09 06:27 AM, scottmale24 wrote: Ps. guys, 400 replies

Nice one!

Jackson: Place book back on shelf...
Or let your curiosity get the better of you and open up on the bookmarked page, see what the info guy was up to before his shotgun-related demise. It still could have an item hidden in a cutaway...

Start randomly pulling books off the shelves in the hopes that one of them opens a secret passage

While you're doing all that, make sure to pick up the gun from the dead info guy.

At 10/29/09 08:30 AM, Tommy-Gun wrote: While you're doing all that, make sure to pick up the gun from the dead info guy.

and then take of his pants..

At 10/29/09 12:55 PM, Lundsfryd wrote:

At 10/29/09 08:30 AM, Tommy-Gun wrote: While you're doing all that, make sure to pick up the gun from the dead info guy.

and then take of his pants..

and use them to make a back-up rucksack

At 10/29/09 06:16 AM, scottmale24 wrote:

At 10/29/09 05:33 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote: Jacko: Open up the huge purple book first- it's so large something may be concealed within. Or at least a LOT of Kama sutra.

This is, by a wide margin, the most terrifying thing you've ever held in your hands.

Eat it.

Open to the bookmarked page.

At 10/29/09 06:27 PM, TheCupcakeArmy wrote: Open to the bookmarked page.

There are no words to describe the terror you are currently feeling in your gut.

At 10/30/09 06:10 PM, scottmale24 wrote:

At 10/29/09 06:27 PM, TheCupcakeArmy wrote: Open to the bookmarked page.

There are no words to describe the terror you are currently feeling in your gut.

Jackson: Learn battle technique: tantra tentackels..

Rip out the page and eat it

Place the book and gun in your inventory. Also, search the dead info booth man's pockets.

You only heard one shot. Make sure there isn't a second round in the shotgun before taking it. You don't want to blow your own head off.
Then try the blue book with double bars.

Rip out the page and eat it, Learn battle technique

Against your better judgment, your crush up the page and eat it.
As the paper dryly slides into your gullet, you find yourself hoping that he wasn't masturbating to that picture on his time off.

(1 of 2)

In what can only be described (in the way these Lovecraftian horrors almost always are) as "indescribable horror", a green light erupts from the ceiling! You feel your skin tingle with magic prowess, or perhaps radiation! You'll have to get that tested soon. Something otherwordly slithers close to your crotch, but you try your hardest to put it out of your mind. Whatever it is, it can probably sense fear as well as it can genitalia.

You learn a new technique: Evard's Molesting Tentacles!
(2 of 2)

Leave the booth and look for a victim to test the spell on

At 11/2/09 03:59 AM, scottmale24 wrote: You learn a new technique: Evard's Molesting Tentacles!
(2 of 2)

This will come in handy. But for now, place shotgun in inventory and move the bookcase aside. There seems to be scratchings on the floor indicating it has been frequently hinge'd back and forth...whatever could be behind it?

Use Evard's Tentacles to upgrade your rather weak staff.

put information booth guys skull in your inventory.

Walk out of info booth trying to figure out what the hell is going on.