At 7/3/09 01:13 AM, 066pop wrote:
I am pretty sure that scot man is not posting, because all of the suggestions given are crappy ideas about entering the jug house. This is an adventure, not a porn thread.
But it's also supposed to be humorous, and I doubt he would draw any explict things.
My guess is that he's busy.
Save points are for quitters.
At 7/3/09 05:09 AM, silvercrap wrote: My guess is that he's busy.
This has already been confirmed.
At 6/21/09 09:25 PM, scottmale24 wrote: You guys need to chill out, I'll get back to this soon. Just no more suggestions, please. I have a couple other things on my mind right now.
Note this, he's busy.
At 7/3/09 01:13 AM, 066pop wrote: This is an adventure, not a porn thread.
Ash you ruin everything...
Never agrue with an idiot. They will only drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
Omg, this is awesome XD
I'll have to take more time to read the rest of this later, its 2:30am XD
Jackson: enter in that building.
Simple shit, lmao.
At 7/5/09 01:49 PM, lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol wrote: Jackson: enter in that building.
Simple shit, lmao.
STOP POSTING YOUR DUMBASS IDEAS. ARTIST IS BUSY. HE HAS PLENTY OF IDEAS ALREADY.
lolcaps
At 7/5/09 05:16 PM, MeMB wrote:At 7/5/09 01:49 PM, lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol wrote: Jackson: enter in that building.STOP POSTING YOUR DUMBASS IDEAS. ARTIST IS BUSY. HE HAS PLENTY OF IDEAS ALREADY.
Simple shit, lmao.
lolcaps
this is the time he should have locked the thread. honestly, you peeps.
After a long period devoid of simplistic art and bombastic descriptions, you are now somewhere else for some reason!
You deposit six Bloodstone Rubies into your Shitty Plot Vestibule.
![Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa]](https://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/14/19601000/ngbbs4a620e402e9fa.gif)
I used to be relevant.
At 7/18/09 02:02 PM, scottmale24 wrote: After a long period devoid of simplistic art and bombastic descriptions, you are now somewhere else for some reason!
You deposit six Bloodstone Rubies into your Shitty Plot Vestibule.
Brilliant,
take you glasses out of your backpack.
NEVER LOOSE FAITH IN MANCUNT
At 7/18/09 02:02 PM, scottmale24 wrote: After a long period devoid of simplistic art and bombastic descriptions, you are now somewhere else for some reason!
You deposit six Bloodstone Rubies into your Shitty Plot Vestibule.
Take a look around and try to figure out where the hell you are now.
At 7/18/09 02:56 PM, J-qb wrote: take you glasses out of your backpack.
You remove your collectible Jugtown glasses from your inventory. Given to you by the King himself for rescuing his estranged wife while simultaneously uncovering a plot to resurrect the elder god Shub-Niggurath, these glasses represent a sacred oath to never whisper of those fateful events, lest national security be compromised and the fate of the world, nay, the universe be put at risk once more. To hold these glasses is to hold knowledge far beyond what any one man should know, but to also hold the responsibility to never speak, hint at, or even think about the events that transpired in the span of time between when you first entered that fateful strip club, to where you currently stand. Ever.
Now what?
![Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa]](https://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/14/19601000/ngbbs4a62210757423.gif)
I used to be relevant.
At 7/18/09 03:38 PM, Captain-Ben wrote: use one of the glasses as a monocle
Wow, what a fucking waste of time!
![Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa]](https://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/14/19602000/ngbbs4a622a39cefd8.gif)
I used to be relevant.
Put one glass over your mouth and inhale so that the glass sticks to your face.
And don't exhale.
I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.
Jackson: use map to pin-point current location.
At 7/18/09 04:02 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Put one glass over your mouth and inhale so that the glass sticks to your face.
And don't exhale.
Two attractive female adventurers behind you take notice of your retarded antics. Through the giggles you can hear names like "idiot", "dipshit", and "clearly a virgin".
![Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa]](https://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/14/19602000/ngbbs4a6230e84ac6a.gif)
I used to be relevant.
At 7/18/09 04:30 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Two attractive female adventurers behind you take notice of your retarded antics. Through the giggles you can hear names like "idiot", "dipshit", and "clearly a virgin".
Pour each of them a glass of hobo juice in an attempt to intoxicate them
Use charred skulls to beat down those bitches who insulted you.
Glower at the two women. There is nothing wrong with the way you look.
.
Jackson: Tell them "Bitches"
Ran out of ideas, >_<
Slay them, they are likely dwarfs in disguise.
>>>Pull down pants only to find out that the two ladies are actually cross dressers
(Or just Pull down pants in front of the lady adventurers)
This signature is not true
At 7/18/09 03:19 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Take a look around and try to figure out where the hell you are now.
You seem to be in front of some kind of castle. The two ladies have grown tired of your dipshittery and have wandered off to bigger, better things.
![Epic Quest! [ngcyomspa]](https://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/14/19603000/ngbbs4a626cbb7481a.gif)
I used to be relevant.
Cast a spell on the info man to make him crap himself. Make sure not to giggle too loud, or he might suspect you.
Ask to the info man where are you and what is this place
