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At 7/23/09 03:55 PM, DooLeYcRiB wrote: random shit

lol, it wasn't necessary to take a photograph of yourself.

Jackson: Walk up to info-man and kindly inquire for some information on the castle, it's inhabitants and local points of interests.

Seriously, what's with all you homicidal maniacs?

At 7/24/09 10:38 AM, MeMB wrote: Jackson: Walk up to info-man and kindly inquire for some information on the castle, it's inhabitants and local points of interests.

Seriously, what's with all you homicidal maniacs?

Admit it, when you play Grand Theft Auto, you don't drive properly or try to act decently, you attack civilians and do crazy impossible aerial stunts and blow up random things.

Best take advantage of a world where being a homicidal maniac has no immediate or major repercussions.

At 7/24/09 11:04 AM, Kurofelis wrote: Admit it, when you play Grand Theft Auto, you don't drive properly or try to act decently, you attack civilians and do crazy impossible aerial stunts and blow up random things.

You can actually attack civilians? Gah, what a horrid game, I will never play it again.

look up sarcasm in the dictionary

At 7/24/09 11:04 AM, Kurofelis wrote: Admit it, when you play Grand Theft Auto, you don't drive properly or try to act decently, you attack civilians and do crazy impossible aerial stunts and blow up random things.

Best take advantage of a world where being a homicidal maniac has no immediate or major repercussions.

I must say, I actually tried that once...
It turns out it is ridiculously hard in that game to follow simple traffic rules. Your brakes are terrible, and the traffic lights will just turn red without any warning.

Haha, yeah I know. I used to do that too sometimes, but other cars insist on ignoring traffic rules and running into you for no reason. It's so easy to get out and use your baseball bat to club them to death, so needless to say, alot of people died that day...

At 7/24/09 02:13 PM, MeMB wrote:

look up sarcasm in the dictionary

Don't worry, I was just screwing around.

It's sort of funny how you never have a reason to be good in any video games; the rewards are good enough to risk getting chased by the law, since they aren't very persistent.

use your collectable cups to hear through the door

at the end of this we should make it into a flash... or webcomic... or somerthing

aaand you hear the giant metal jerk talking or something

Simple.

Jackson: Walk up to the Info-Guy and ask him what particular castlles i this is. If he refuses to talk cast a spell on him, that will make force him to say it.

At 7/25/09 10:05 PM, Zoidz wrote: Simple.

Jackson: Walk up to the Info-Guy and ask him what particular castle this is. If he refuses to talk, cast a spell on him, which will force him to say the information.

Ooooops. Now fixed.

Jackson, inquire where you are at the info desk.

:race LIZARD GUY
:class CHOSEN ONE (HOBO)
:color HOBO RED
:str 99999
:dex 99999
:con 99999
:int 00000
:wis 88888 (much exp in the way of the hobo)
:cha 00002

i think this is dead... or in the process of slowly dying.... perhaps its best if we all just STOPPED POSTING OUR BLOODY IDEAS!!! our artist obviously has better things to do at the moment than post pictures for this. also he must have a life, we dont all go on newgrounds 24/7. besides, he hasnt posted in days, weeks even. perhaps we should just leave it?

At 8/13/09 07:26 AM, BoonChild wrote: perhaps we should just leave it?

Perhaps HE shouldn't have made such a great thread.

At 8/13/09 10:07 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote: Perhaps HE shouldn't have made such a great thread.

agreed... it was a good thread untill he lost intrest / time... something like this requires alot of time and effort... i think the saftest thing to do would be to lock this thread like he did before if he isnt coming back... otherwise it will be spammed by all the users who read the first page post and comment straight away... like the thread is already doing... i think its just a matter of time... unless someone else steps in that is... *looks around*

Actually, he kinda disappeared from newgrounds. Check his post history; he made one post a few days ago, but before that, the last one was the contribution to this thread. I think he might be taking some time off or something.
Plus, I sent him a PM about going AWOL, so if he logs on at all, he'll get it.

"You've been standing there for months. Th' fuck do you want?"

At 10/28/09 04:20 AM, scottmale24 wrote: "You've been standing there for months. Th' fuck do you want?"

Start aggressively interrogating the guy about the castle.

At 10/28/09 04:32 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: Start aggressively interrogating the guy about the castle.

You're not sure if you're capable of such a thing. The only arguments you've ever been in have been on the internet, and even then you lose most of those.

Also, where did that floating question mark come from.

Tie the question mark to your hand, making it look like a hook hand.

That is sure to make you more intimidating.

At 10/28/09 04:41 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: Tie the question mark to your hand, making it look like a hook hand.

That is sure to make you more intimidating.

The intangibility of the question mark makes this an incredibly difficult task, but you give it the ol' college try. Not that you ever went to college.

The information booth guy waits patiently through your jackassery.

At 10/28/09 04:20 AM, scottmale24 wrote: "You've been standing there for months. Th' fuck do you want?"

Brilliant comeback! it almost makes me forget how you neglected this thing... almost.

also: build a giant wooden horse, and hide inside it!

Info dude: Shoot of Jacksons hat to get his attention. Then tell him about the orc princess..

At 10/28/09 05:41 AM, Lundsfryd wrote: Info dude: Shoot of Jacksons hat to get his attention. Then tell him about the orc princess..

aiming for his head with a sawed of shotgun? is that really so good of an idea?

your losing it mhuller... youre really losing it now.

Holy shit, comeback!
Jackson: attempt to bribe the info man with your glasses

Seeing the same sign on the flag outside the castle as the one on the mech man. You ask the info guy what it means?

At 10/28/09 10:53 AM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: Seeing the same sign on the flag outside the castle as the one on the mech man. Ask the info guy what it means?

After a lot of trial and error, you manage to position your hand in such a way that the question mark looks like it's coming out of it. You can't really move from this spot, but should the information guy glance over, he's sure to see how terrifying you've become and give you all the answers you could want.

From your right, your hear a loud, resonating BLAM! Turning with excitement, you hope to see somebody's flash movie get deleted.

Hey, where did the information booth guy go?