At 8/13/09 10:07 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote: Perhaps HE shouldn't have made such a great thread.

agreed... it was a good thread untill he lost intrest / time... something like this requires alot of time and effort... i think the saftest thing to do would be to lock this thread like he did before if he isnt coming back... otherwise it will be spammed by all the users who read the first page post and comment straight away... like the thread is already doing... i think its just a matter of time... unless someone else steps in that is... *looks around*

Actually, he kinda disappeared from newgrounds. Check his post history; he made one post a few days ago, but before that, the last one was the contribution to this thread. I think he might be taking some time off or something.
Plus, I sent him a PM about going AWOL, so if he logs on at all, he'll get it.

"You've been standing there for months. Th' fuck do you want?"

At 10/28/09 04:20 AM, scottmale24 wrote: "You've been standing there for months. Th' fuck do you want?"

Start aggressively interrogating the guy about the castle.

At 10/28/09 04:32 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: Start aggressively interrogating the guy about the castle.

You're not sure if you're capable of such a thing. The only arguments you've ever been in have been on the internet, and even then you lose most of those.

Also, where did that floating question mark come from.

Tie the question mark to your hand, making it look like a hook hand.

That is sure to make you more intimidating.

At 10/28/09 04:41 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: Tie the question mark to your hand, making it look like a hook hand.

That is sure to make you more intimidating.

The intangibility of the question mark makes this an incredibly difficult task, but you give it the ol' college try. Not that you ever went to college.

The information booth guy waits patiently through your jackassery.

At 10/28/09 04:20 AM, scottmale24 wrote: "You've been standing there for months. Th' fuck do you want?"

Brilliant comeback! it almost makes me forget how you neglected this thing... almost.

also: build a giant wooden horse, and hide inside it!

Info dude: Shoot of Jacksons hat to get his attention. Then tell him about the orc princess..

At 10/28/09 05:41 AM, Lundsfryd wrote: Info dude: Shoot of Jacksons hat to get his attention. Then tell him about the orc princess..

aiming for his head with a sawed of shotgun? is that really so good of an idea?

your losing it mhuller... youre really losing it now.

Holy shit, comeback!
Jackson: attempt to bribe the info man with your glasses

Seeing the same sign on the flag outside the castle as the one on the mech man. You ask the info guy what it means?

At 10/28/09 10:53 AM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: Seeing the same sign on the flag outside the castle as the one on the mech man. Ask the info guy what it means?

After a lot of trial and error, you manage to position your hand in such a way that the question mark looks like it's coming out of it. You can't really move from this spot, but should the information guy glance over, he's sure to see how terrifying you've become and give you all the answers you could want.

From your right, your hear a loud, resonating BLAM! Turning with excitement, you hope to see somebody's flash movie get deleted.

Hey, where did the information booth guy go?

At 10/28/09 05:09 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Hey, where did the information booth guy go?

Climb into information booth.
Dont forget to wonder what might have happened (and why? and how?)to the information booth guy... We dont want to lose our hook now do we?

At 10/28/09 05:09 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Hey, where did the information booth guy go?

Duel wield the second newly appeared question mark

Scour the information booth for items.

FLOOD THE THREAD WITH DUMB IDEAS

Climb through the window to see what's inside.

At 10/28/09 09:59 PM, TheCupcakeArmy wrote: Climb through the window to see what's inside.

Curious to find the source of the thunderous roar, and to ascertain the whereabouts of your best friend the information booth guy, you jump through the booth window. Ah, information booth guy. As you leap, you fondly regard his informative prowess, both the good times you've had (and the bad!), and the adventures you two will surely have down the road.

Your feet land with a slippery thud, and you turn to discover... oh no.

search bookcase for anything usefull...

body is useless... someone must have already looted it :P

At 10/29/09 04:55 AM, LegolaSS wrote: search bookcase for anything usefull...

None of the books seem to be labeled. Which book would you like to start with?

Jacko: Open up the huge purple book first- it's so large something may be concealed within. Or at least a LOT of Kama sutra.

At 10/29/09 05:33 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote: Jacko: Open up the huge purple book first- it's so large something may be concealed within. Or at least a LOT of Kama sutra.

This is, by a wide margin, the most terrifying thing you've ever held in your hands.

Ps. guys, 400 replies

At 10/29/09 06:27 AM, scottmale24 wrote: Ps. guys, 400 replies

Nice one!

Jackson: Place book back on shelf...
Or let your curiosity get the better of you and open up on the bookmarked page, see what the info guy was up to before his shotgun-related demise. It still could have an item hidden in a cutaway...

Start randomly pulling books off the shelves in the hopes that one of them opens a secret passage

While you're doing all that, make sure to pick up the gun from the dead info guy.

At 10/29/09 08:30 AM, Tommy-Gun wrote: While you're doing all that, make sure to pick up the gun from the dead info guy.

and then take of his pants..

At 10/29/09 12:55 PM, Lundsfryd wrote:

At 10/29/09 08:30 AM, Tommy-Gun wrote: While you're doing all that, make sure to pick up the gun from the dead info guy.

and then take of his pants..

and use them to make a back-up rucksack