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TheDaveAngle

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Posted at: 7/18/09 04:24 PM

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Jackson: use map to pin-point current location.


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At 7/18/09 04:02 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Put one glass over your mouth and inhale so that the glass sticks to your face.

And don't exhale.

Two attractive female adventurers behind you take notice of your retarded antics. Through the giggles you can hear names like "idiot", "dipshit", and "clearly a virgin".

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At 7/18/09 04:30 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Two attractive female adventurers behind you take notice of your retarded antics. Through the giggles you can hear names like "idiot", "dipshit", and "clearly a virgin".

Pour each of them a glass of hobo juice in an attempt to intoxicate them


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Ragameus

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Posted at: 7/18/09 05:25 PM

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Use charred skulls to beat down those bitches who insulted you.


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Glower at the two women. There is nothing wrong with the way you look.

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Jackson: Tell them "Bitches"
Ran out of ideas, >_<


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tmkunt

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Posted at: 7/18/09 08:31 PM

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Slay them, they are likely dwarfs in disguise.


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KrazyKarot

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Posted at: 7/18/09 08:35 PM

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>>>Pull down pants only to find out that the two ladies are actually cross dressers

(Or just Pull down pants in front of the lady adventurers)


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Jarvid

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Aggressively fondle the brunette

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At 7/18/09 03:19 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Take a look around and try to figure out where the hell you are now.

You seem to be in front of some kind of castle. The two ladies have grown tired of your dipshittery and have wandered off to bigger, better things.

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EteJuano

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Cast a spell on the info guy

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TheCupcakeArmy

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Cast a spell on the info man to make him crap himself. Make sure not to giggle too loud, or he might suspect you.

Please scout me for the art portal!


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At 7/18/09 08:53 PM, TheCupcakeArmy wrote: Cast a spell on the info man to make him crap himself. Make sure not to giggle too loud, or he might suspect you.

Brilliant!

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tmkunt

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Posted at: 7/18/09 09:07 PM

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slay info man and climb through his window


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Ask to the info man where are you and what is this place


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Kurofelis

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Slay the information stand guy and steal his getup.

Then impersonate him.

I'm probably out of my mind. Knocking won't make me get to the door any faster.
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The biggest thing one should be afraid of is lack of knowledge.

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Smash the info man on the head with your staff, steal his clothing and drain his blood into your snazzy glasses.


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big-jonny-13

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At 7/18/09 10:15 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Smash the info man on the head with your staff, steal his clothing and drain his blood into your snazzy glasses.

Err, on second thought, rummage through your knapsack to check what your current inventory is.


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Baleout

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Posted at: 7/18/09 10:22 PM

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Leap over the info counter and torture the guy into telling you where you are.


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the image on that flag looks strangely familiar

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KrazyKarot

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Ask the info man what kind of information he gives


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silvercrap

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Posted at: 7/19/09 12:14 AM

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Ask the info man what the red dragon on the emblem means, then slay him before he tells anyone you were being nosy.

Save points are for quitters.

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go into the town and try to find an internet cafe. then download a virus onto it.


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Falconpunchr

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Read the sign

What?


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CosmicDebris

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laugh

hur,hur.

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sucho

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magically muss with the glasses to form telescope and see what's in yonder castle. you ignore the information desk because the man is actually a toothless hairless woman and smells of elderberries. and you cannot read.

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MellowMelvin

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Posted at: 7/19/09 06:29 PM

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Jackson: Pretend to be drunk.


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DkLoVe

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Posted at: 7/23/09 02:45 PM

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Ask the info man where the hell you are then kill him with a magic fireball and search for items on his room

Do i get a cookie?


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Throw your glasses at the info man, and show him some real knowledge!


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