405 points
Note: The Mailbox medal was a test medal, and is not counted.
Walkthrough
Note: There are multiple ways to start the game. This is just one possible route.- Hit you house.
- Go east from your house until you see a farmer with a tractor
- Collect the wool pile by one of the sheep.
- Go west one screen to the dog on the leash.
- Head north until you get to the McFatties and Book Store.
- Enter the McFatties store.
- Talk to the fat guy in the bottom-right corner.
- Now you have a burger.
- Leave the McFatties.
- Go south to the hobo and talk to him.
- Now you have a unicorn horn.
- Return home.
- Head north and talk to the unicorn.
- Now you have $100 an a medal.
- Return to the hobo spot.
- Go west until you reach the gas station.
- Talk to the old, bald man.
- Now you have another medal.
- Go to the relaxing gas vendor.
- Go south.
- You have another medal.
- Go back to the gas station.
- Go west.
- Go north.
- Take the BIGGEST FLOWER EVER.
- Go back to the hobo.
- Go south.
- Talk to the flower girl.
- Now you have yet another medal.
- Go back to the McFatties screen.
- Talk to the Pokémon kid.
- Now you have a Pokeball.
- Go the hobo.
- Go west.
- Move through the grass on the upper-left.
- When you get into the battle mode, select catch.
- When caught, take the Pokeball back to the Pokémon kid.
- Now you have a comic book.
- Go to the book store.
- Talk to the book store owner.
- Now you have a book on how to get rich.
- Go back to the gas station.
- Talk to the slacker gas vendor.
- Follow him into his store.
- Talk to him.
- Now you have gas.
- Go back to the farmer and his tractor.
- Talk to him.
- Now you have a shovel.
- Go back to the gas station.
- Go west.
- Go over one of the graves in the top-left.
- Now you have a bone.
- Go back to the dog.
- Talk to the dog.
- Now you have a yo-yo.
- Go to the storage place.
- Talk to the guards.
- Let the funky chicken kill you once.
- When in heaven, go east.
- Now you have met god and got a medal.
- Return to the stairs.
- Go down stairs.
- Go back to storage room.
- During the middle of the fight, the chicken will fire a colorful egg, go touch it quick.
- Survive until the chicken explodes (Don't forget to collect the Easter egg!)
- Congratulations. You have completed the game and have gotten every medal
Medals
REGRET (5pts) - Touch your own house
SAVE A UNICORN'S DIGNITY (25pts) - Once you feed the hobo the burger, take the thing (unicorn horn,) back to the start, then head directly up and you will find the unicorn.
MAGIC PICO MAN (50pts) - Once at the gas station (two screens left of the hobo area,) go where the gas owner is/was and move down.
MAKE AN OLD MAN HAPPY (50pts) - At the start, continue left until you reach the man and his tractor, grab the pile of sheep wool and go to the gas station. There, talk to the old bald man.
WIN (100pts) - Beat the final boss in the storage house.
SECRET MEDAL 1 (50pts) - Bring the girl the biggest flower.
SECRET MEDAL 2 (50pts) - Find the Easter egg where the one who shoots eggs lies.
SECRET MEDAL 3 (50pts) - When you die, check out heaven for a while.