Total points: 500
- Devil - Bully the Totem Bear - Hat, Head, Body, Legs
- Bear - Defend the Totem Bear - Hat, Head, Body, Legs
- Dunce - Lose to the Legendary Horseman - Hat, Body
- Sheriff - Beat the first bandit - Head, Body, Legs
- Bandit 1 - Lose/Beat a bandit - Hat, Head, Body, Legs
- Bandit 2 - Lose/Beat a bandit - Body, Legs
- Bandit 3 - Lose/Beat a bandit - Body, Legs
- Prostitute - Enter the brothel - Head, Body, Legs
- Cactus - Talk to a cactus - Head, Body, Legs
- Nude - Give the drunk guy 6 beers - Body, Legs
- Indian - Tell the indian his real name - Hat, Head, Body, Legs
Other Items
* Cowboy Hat - Top Hat
- Shirt - From clicking "Buy a Cuboy T-shirt" on the title screen
Medals
Ultimate spitter - Real cowboys spit a lot - 25 Points
Defend the bear at the totem from the insults. Ultimate bully - Bully the weak - 25 Points
Insult the bear at the totem Ultimate pest - Bully your own boss - 25 Points
In your Box of Tricks, click the boss' face 10 times. Playboy - Find the ultimate pleasure - 50 Points
After giving the music to the piano player, jump on his piano. Nature boy - Become one with the desert - 50 Points
As you roam the desert, you may randomly find a cactus that can be talked to. Will happen when you are getting close to dehydration. Talk to it. Do lose your head - Sometimes its ok to lose your head over something'' - 100 Points
Click Cuboy 20 times. Make sure he is highlighted. Nude boy - Walk around (almost) naked - 100 Points
Give 6 beers to the drunk guy and he will give you the (almost) nude suit. Ultimate winner - Complete the Game - 100 Points