At 1/30/14 04:54 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 1/30/14 04:43 PM, Tankdown wrote: Would you rather be mute or death?

Death. Then I'd get to be one of the 4 Horsemen.

Have you ever destroyed a piece of someone else's property for no reason whatsoever?

Yes, because I used to be 12.

The tattoo question above ^

At 1/30/14 04:59 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: Would you rather have a Kid Rock or an ICP tattoo?

Kid Rock.

Can someone tell me a good question that is not a cock joke?

At 1/31/14 09:32 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 1/31/14 09:06 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 1/30/14 04:59 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: Would you rather have a Kid Rock or an ICP tattoo?

Kid Rock.

Can someone tell me a good question that is not a cock joke?

Unable to comply.

What object do you have on your right?

A record player.

Jealous?

At 1/31/14 09:46 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: A record player.

Jealous?

No. I have 4.

What is the best RPM when it comes to vinyls?
45? 33 1/3? or 78?

At 1/31/14 02:28 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

How often do you break the law?

Every time I have a meal. I'm a cannibal

not really.

Would you rather have shark fins for legs or pepper shakers for arms?

At 1/31/14 04:25 PM, Madjasper1 wrote: Would you rather have shark fins for legs or pepper shakers for arms?

I'd be at a disadvantage either way. I can't swim. But I also don't like pepper and the pepper shakers would make it impossible to hold anything....Though I could always learn to swim.
So I guess I'll go with shark fins.

Would you crush a full can of pop against your head if it meant you got a new car of your choosing?

At 1/31/14 05:09 PM, Viper50 wrote: Would you crush a full can of pop against your head if it meant you got a new car of your choosing?

i will keep crushing all day

what is the oddest thing you have eaten in your life

At 1/31/14 08:15 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Severed hand.

Do you like Chinese food?

Yeah.

If you go to subway, what do you usually get for a sandwich?

At 1/31/14 08:38 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 1/31/14 08:18 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 1/31/14 08:15 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Severed hand.

Do you like Chinese food?

Yeah.

If you go to subway, what do you usually get for a sandwich?

A foot long with Italian bread consisting of meatballs, cheese, pepperoni, and mustard as the condiments.

What object do you have on your left?

a crossbow

which horror movie and/or game would likely survive and which are you totally screwed

At 2/1/14 12:36 AM, omega88x wrote: which horror movie and/or game would likely survive and which are you totally screwed

At 2/1/14 12:36 AM, omega88x wrote: which horror movie and/or game would likely survive and which are you totally screwed

I would have survived Romero's Dawn Of The Dead, and probably wouldn't have survived John Carpenter's The Thing (BECAUSE NO ONE DID!!!)

And when it comes to video games, I would have survived Eternal Darkness for sure, but probably not Resident Evil 4.

Sooooooo

If you could resurrect anybody who did during the last five hundred years, who would it be and why?

At 2/1/14 01:39 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

If you could resurrect anybody who did during the last five hundred years, who would it be and why?

My cat, he died before Christmas...that was the best present ever (he lied)
Either that or my Mother's Dad, he was apparently a great guy, but I never got to meet him.

Would prefer to have a jumpscare scare you every 10 seconds, or have an acquaintance die every 10 minutes?

At 2/1/14 04:44 AM, Madjasper1 wrote:

At 2/1/14 01:39 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

If you could resurrect anybody who did during the last five hundred years, who would it be and why?

My cat, he died before Christmas...that was the best present ever (he lied)
Either that or my Mother's Dad, he was apparently a great guy, but I never got to meet him.

Would prefer to have a jumpscare scare you every 10 seconds, or have an acquaintance die every 10 minutes?

Jumpscares cause ill get use to them eventually.

Would you rather lick the shit skid off the men's br toilet or drown in diarrhea?

At 2/1/14 04:55 AM, tsukikomi wrote:

At 2/1/14 04:44 AM, Madjasper1 wrote:

At 2/1/14 01:39 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

If you could resurrect anybody who did during the last five hundred years, who would it be and why?

My cat, he died before Christmas...that was the best present ever (he lied)
Either that or my Mother's Dad, he was apparently a great guy, but I never got to meet him.

Would prefer to have a jumpscare scare you every 10 seconds, or have an acquaintance die every 10 minutes?

Jumpscares cause ill get use to them eventually.

Would you rather lick the shit skid off the men's br toilet or drown in diarrhea?

At 2/1/14 04:55 AM, tsukikomi wrote:

At 2/1/14 04:44 AM, Madjasper1 wrote:

At 2/1/14 01:39 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

If you could resurrect anybody who did during the last five hundred years, who would it be and why?

My cat, he died before Christmas...that was the best present ever (he lied)
Either that or my Mother's Dad, he was apparently a great guy, but I never got to meet him.

Would prefer to have a jumpscare scare you every 10 seconds, or have an acquaintance die every 10 minutes?

Jumpscares cause ill get use to them eventually.

Would you rather lick the shit skid off the men's br toilet or drown in diarrhea?

Drown in diarrhea. Pretty obvious that would be much less worse.

If you lost your debit card and a guy found you on facebook and said he would give it you but then he put it down his pants and said, "You know what to do; come to papa,", would you go back to his place or yours?

At 2/1/14 05:12 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: If you lost your debit card and a guy found you on facebook and said he would give it you but then he put it down his pants and said, "You know what to do; come to papa,", would you go back to his place or yours?

I like money
Whatchu think of that Xenomit fellow? Would you rather fuck him or a horse?

At 2/1/14 08:43 AM, Splats wrote: Whatchu think of that Xenomit fellow? Would you rather fuck him or a horse?

Is there a difference?

Well, is there?

At 2/1/14 08:57 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/1/14 08:43 AM, Splats wrote: Whatchu think of that Xenomit fellow? Would you rather fuck him or a horse?

Is there a difference?

Well, is there?

Uh...how is that a request for something?

Would you go and watch "The Day The Clown Cried" with me?

At 2/1/14 09:57 AM, Ericho wrote: Uh...how is that a request for something?

Would you go and watch "The Day The Clown Cried" with me?

No.

What's worse:
Ride to Hell: Retribution or Big Rigs: Over the road racing?

At 2/1/14 11:38 AM, Madjasper1 wrote: What's worse:
Ride to Hell: Retribution or Big Rigs: Over the road racing?

I know neither, so I guess I'm better off.

Anyway, what were you on about?

At 2/1/14 12:51 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Anyway, what were you on about?

Well it was about this awesome sex slave I found.......wait a minute

What were YOU on about?

At 2/1/14 01:55 PM, Tankdown wrote: What were YOU on about?

I'm not sure >.>

.....is it safe?

At 2/1/14 02:23 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 2/1/14 01:55 PM, Tankdown wrote: What were YOU on about?

I'm not sure >.>

.....is it safe?

It's never safe. Unless it's that day.

How many deodorant sprays does it take to get a fridge to the moon?

At 2/1/14 03:22 PM, Corky-D wrote: How many deodorant sprays does it take to get a fridge to the moon?

Around 800 billions.

Super Metroid or Chrono Trigger?

At 2/1/14 03:28 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Super Metroid or Chrono Trigger?

Super Metroid

Is it safe?

At 2/1/14 03:35 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 2/1/14 03:28 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Super Metroid or Chrono Trigger?

Super Metroid

Is it safe?

Do you plan on being a virgin forever?

At 2/1/14 03:36 PM, kisame wrote:

At 2/1/14 03:35 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 2/1/14 03:28 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Super Metroid or Chrono Trigger?

Super Metroid

Is it safe?

Do you plan on being a virgin forever?

Fuck no. I've worked too hard for that.

Have you ever pissed on an electric fence?

At 2/1/14 03:38 PM, SpankyG wrote:

At 2/1/14 03:36 PM, kisame wrote:

At 2/1/14 03:35 PM, Viper50 wrote:

Do you plan on being a virgin forever?

Fuck no. I've worked too hard for that.

Have you ever pissed on an electric fence?

No. I'n not that stupid.

Who's your latest gay crush?

At 2/1/14 04:35 PM, Vinnyy wrote: How often do you have wet dreams?

Not for over a decade. Masturbation cured that sleeping disorder a long time ago.

What do you wear to bed? When you are all alone? When you're with someone? When you think you are alone?

At 2/1/14 07:14 PM, Slacker013 wrote: 2+2=? Is it fish?

4. No.

How many times a day do you feel like punching kisame in the face?

At 2/1/14 08:29 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 2/1/14 07:14 PM, Slacker013 wrote: 2+2=? Is it fish?

4. No.

How many times a day do you feel like punching kisame in the face?

Once every second. At least.

Who's with me when I actually go and punch him in the face?

At 2/2/14 08:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Once every second. At least.

Who's with me when I actually go and punch him in the face?

...Skaren? I don't know.

Why was Skaren the first user to come to mind when answering this question?