At 2/10/14 10:17 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 2/10/14 10:14 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/10/14 04:50 AM, cheezz wrote: Would you rather be blind, with the exception of seeing Lady Gaga? Or deaf, with the exception of hearing Lady Gaga?

Goddamnit, you know how to torture. I guess I'd rather be blind then.

Why is my PC so fucking slow?

It's possessed.

What's your goal here in NG?

To have some fun.

Is there anyone who thinks differently who is not a statwhore?

At 2/10/14 10:35 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

What's your goal here in NG?

To have some fun.

Is there anyone who thinks differently who is not a statwhore?

Eh, probably. I come for the familiarity and stay for the fun, but I'm sure there are people out there with different motivations.

Perhaps a means to flex an alter ego or behave/interact with people in a manner they normally wouldn't in other social environments. Maybe they have a sad or unhappy life, and they log on to vent being mean or rude as a means of dealing with their own crappyness. People are different, and there are lots of people here.

Hey, person below me, do you believe in ghosts?

At 2/10/14 12:23 PM, Phobotech wrote: Hey, person below me, do you believe in ghosts?

I am a ghost.

Scared?

At 2/10/14 01:09 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/10/14 12:23 PM, Phobotech wrote: Hey, person below me, do you believe in ghosts?

I am a ghost.

Scared?

No.

You?

At 2/10/14 01:12 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 2/10/14 01:09 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/10/14 12:23 PM, Phobotech wrote: Hey, person below me, do you believe in ghosts?

I am a ghost.

Scared?

No.

You?

Nope.

Should I?

At 2/10/14 02:30 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 2/10/14 01:17 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/10/14 01:12 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 2/10/14 01:09 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/10/14 12:23 PM, Phobotech wrote: Hey, person below me, do you believe in ghosts?

I am a ghost.

Scared?

No.

You?

Nope.

Should I?

I don't know. Are you?

Do you believe in aliens?

I believe in a lot of things. But aliens? I don't know. Maybe.

Do I believe in aliens?

At 2/10/14 03:18 PM, Conal wrote:
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

Mirrors and eyes are real, even if Jaden Smith can't fathom it.

If Pinnochio tells someone "My nose will grow now" what will happen?

At 2/10/14 05:00 PM, Phobotech wrote: If Pinnochio tells someone "My nose will grow now" what will happen?

Interesting....if it doesn't grow, a lie, else a truth. Magic works on it's own natural laws that prevent paradoxes. So either nothing will happen, and the spell simply ignores the question (as the Smart Blue Fairy most likely did). Or a flux of bluish color energy will spiral out of his sockets. Thereby turning him into a regular stupid wooden doll. You don't play with magic.

If you were a wizard. What sexy thing would you do first?

At 2/10/14 05:09 PM, Tankdown wrote: you were a wizard. What sexy thing would you do first?

Grow an INCREDIBLY majestic beard.

If you were a wizard, how would you make money?

At 2/10/14 05:15 PM, Phobotech wrote: Grow an INCREDIBLY majestic beard.

Duh, I was thinking big boobs. How stupid of me....

If you were a wizard, how would you make money?

Turn David Copperfield into a penny, and put that penny behind someone's ear. Where the penny disappears forever. The billionaire will be so impressed I'll get a contract to stardom.

If your life was more like regular show would you say it'd be more intresting?

At 2/10/14 10:43 PM, tsukikomi wrote: If your life was more like regular show would you say it'd be more intresting?

Yes, as long as i have a chance of dieing

How many olives can you stick on your fingers without exploding?

At 2/10/14 10:51 PM, Potatoman wrote: How many olives can you stick on your fingers without exploding?

5 or 10 depending on my mood
If you can suck a dick, can you suck two dicks ? if that so, can you hear the ear that sees ?

At 2/10/14 11:04 PM, cacality wrote:
If you can suck a dick, can you suck two dicks ? if that so, can you hear the ear that sees ?

Not effectively, because the mouth can only close around one dick at a time for optimal suction. With two cylindrical objects are inserted into the mouth, exceeding the comfortable stretchability of the lips, two cavities will form in between the dicks that will compromise the mouth's ability to fully form around the objects. Additionally, since the dick is in the center of the body with hips on either side, the two dicks can't possibly enter the mouth perfectly parallel, and this will stretch the mouth even wider to accomodate the dimensions of the both dicks, which are now converging at the tip to a single point...dick on dick contact would be impossible to avoid, and the individual doing the sucking will have the majority of this activity near the front of the mouth, opening the jaw wide to avoid gnashing the genitals with teeth. This act isn't impossible, but the additional dick throws off the maximum potential blowjob capacity.

Hey, person below me...what is your life goal that would require years of determination, sacrifice, and hard work?

Hey, person below me...what is your life goal that would require years of determination, sacrifice, and hard work?

To be the world's first ballerina dancer that has two dicks.

Person below me: So what do you think about your love life? Social life? Life life?

At 2/11/14 07:19 AM, WaflCake wrote: To be the world's first ballerina dancer that has two dicks.

Person below me: So what do you think about your love life? Social life? Life life?

I think my love life and social life don't match up to my life life.

What's the meaning of life?

At 2/11/14 07:27 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

What's the meaning of life?

There is no meaning.

Why is Tetris a horrible game?

At 2/11/14 07:32 AM, SuperElroy wrote: There is no meaning.

Why is Tetris a horrible game?

Because it's out of shape.

What's the meaning of death?

At 2/11/14 07:34 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

What's the meaning of death?

death occurs when life and hence consiousness cease to exist. for some, it could mean the end of suffering if you had a bad life, or it could be the beginning of your legacy and you will be remembered if you achieved something great.

for most, however, you will be forgotten and your body will decay and be recycled into the earth. death is just part of the natural process. you were created from dust and after the short adventure, you become united with the soil once again.
everyone plays a role in the natural cycle.

question:
we are greedy. in real life though, we don't always get everything we want. which of the following is the most important to you and which is the least important?
(i) fame, (ii) happiness, (iii) wealth, (iv) health.

arrange them in descending order of importance.

At 2/11/14 09:15 AM, i-am-ghey wrote:
we are greedy. in real life though, we don't always get everything we want. which of the following is the most important to you and which is the least important?
(i) fame, (ii) happiness, (iii) wealth, (iv) health.

arrange them in descending order of importance.

-Health
-Happiness
-Wealth
-Fame

Where do you draw the line in what is okay to make a joke of and what isn't okay?

At 2/11/14 10:10 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 2/11/14 09:18 AM, Phobotech wrote:
Where do you draw the line in what is okay to make a joke of and what isn't okay?

This "line" that you speak of is non-existent.

Do you know a good joke?

A guy walks a graveyard and hears a voice saying, "I've been buried!" Then a hand appears out of one of the graves. The guy stomps it back down shouting, "BUT NOT RIGHT!"

Am I funny?

At 2/11/14 10:25 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: A guy walks a graveyard and hears a voice saying, "I've been buried!" Then a hand appears out of one of the graves. The guy stomps it back down shouting, "BUT NOT RIGHT!"

Am I funny?

Eh...

You ever hit a deer while driving?

At 2/11/14 12:11 PM, Viper50 wrote: You ever hit a deer while driving?

No.

Ever hit a guy while driving?

At 2/11/14 01:51 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

How often do you get a ticket from the police?

I've got one for speeding in my 7 years driving.

What's the longest you've went without eating?

At 2/11/14 03:30 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: I've got one for speeding in my 7 years driving.

Wow, look out for this trouble maker. I don't want to be in the car with you.

What's the longest you've went without eating?

Four or five days, the stomach began to burn and I was too proud to eat from my aunt's kitchen. Starvation is really nothing like hunger.

If you could decide if your dick as always hard, never going soft, would you do it? If a girl, would you prefer a dick that is always hard?

At 2/11/14 05:10 PM, Tankdown wrote: If you could decide if your dick as always hard, never going soft, would you do it? If a girl, would you prefer a dick that is always hard?

Well... I can already get it hard when it matters, so why would I want to have an awkward boner all the time? Plus, it would most likely cause problems with clothes. Dealing with a rock hard dick in a pair of jeans isn't very cool...

If you were immortal, would you change the way you are living drastically?

At 2/11/14 05:10 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 2/11/14 03:30 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: I've got one for speeding in my 7 years driving.

Wow, look out for this trouble maker. I don't want to be in the car with you.

What's the longest you've went without eating?

Four or five days, the stomach began to burn and I was too proud to eat from my aunt's kitchen. Starvation is really nothing like hunger.

If you could decide if your dick as always hard, never going soft, would you do it? If a girl, would you prefer a dick that is always hard?

Well there would be less breaks inbetween, but wouldn't it bad since it'll be a red rocket?

Do ever wish to be redeemed by daniel tosh?

At 2/11/14 06:42 PM, tsukikomi wrote: stuff

You can't just skip my post >:(

I asked: "If you were immortal, would you change the way you are living drastically?"

At 2/11/14 06:53 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 2/11/14 06:42 PM, tsukikomi wrote: stuff

You can't just skip my post >:(

I asked: "If you were immortal, would you change the way you are living drastically?"

No but I'll have more time to things I've always wanted to do.

Now answer mines.

At 2/11/14 06:42 PM, tsukikomi wrote: Do ever wish to be redeemed by daniel tosh?

No.

Who the fuck is that?