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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 13:10:06


At 1/23/14 12:26 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
Where does your mom hide her lingerie?

In the dishwasher...you...can wash your clothes in the dishwasher right?

No really, that's the question, Can you wash your clothes in the dishwasher?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 13:31:15


At 1/23/14 01:10 PM, Madjasper1 wrote:
At 1/23/14 12:26 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
Where does your mom hide her lingerie?
In the dishwasher...you...can wash your clothes in the dishwasher right?

No really, that's the question, Can you wash your clothes in the dishwasher?

You can. Some may be torn apart and smell like shit though.

How many strangers' lives is your life worth sacrificing for?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 13:49:54


At 1/23/14 01:31 PM, tonypar16 wrote:
At 1/23/14 01:10 PM, Madjasper1 wrote:
At 1/23/14 12:26 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
Where does your mom hide her lingerie?
In the dishwasher...you...can wash your clothes in the dishwasher right?

No really, that's the question, Can you wash your clothes in the dishwasher?
You can. Some may be torn apart and smell like shit though.

How many strangers' lives is your life worth sacrificing for?

I don't know.

If a woman wanted to have your kid but says it's perfectly fine if you don't raise it (and you will not be legally obliged to do so either), would you make a baby with her?
(P.S. You think she is very attractive.

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 16:52:43


At 1/23/14 01:49 PM, Aethos wrote: If a woman wanted to have your kid but says it's perfectly fine if you don't raise it (and you will not be legally obliged to do so either), would you make a baby with her?
(P.S. You think she is very attractive.)

I guess. Though if I have a kid I'd want to be there to raise it and all that....

Would you eat a live mouse if it meant you'd get $5,000,000 in cash to do so?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 17:10:03


At 1/23/14 04:55 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
At 1/23/14 04:52 PM, Viper50 wrote: Would you eat a live mouse if it meant you'd get $5,000,000 in cash to do so?
If I can cook it, then sure.

Nope. You have to eat it live. But it doesn't have any disease or anything like that. So don't worry.

What would you do if I smashed your computer?

Not be able respond to your question.


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When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 17:32:56


At 1/23/14 05:10 PM, Viper50 wrote: Not be able respond to your question.

Crap. Forgot to ask a question.

Would you eat $5 in pennies if it meant you'd get to live 5 years longer than you would have if you hadn't?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 18:17:41


At 1/23/14 06:11 PM, ChopstickClock wrote:
At 1/23/14 05:32 PM, Viper50 wrote:
At 1/23/14 05:10 PM, Viper50 wrote: Not be able respond to your question.
Crap. Forgot to ask a question.

Would you eat $5 in pennies if it meant you'd get to live 5 years longer than you would have if you hadn't?
Seeing as the only downside of eating $5 of pennies is that it would kill you... If it were to do the opposite, I see no reason as to why not.

What are you wearing.

a tribal gown made only out of you're mothers pubic hairs.

would you go down on this guy if it meant world peace?

Ask the person below a weird...

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 21:29:40


At 1/23/14 06:17 PM, HarryFeltersnach wrote: would you go down on this guy if it meant world peace?

sure, but we do it MY way. he will be a changed man by the time i'm done with him. most noticeably I will have shaved off that beard and given him a bath.

What is your social security number?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 22:52:18


At 1/23/14 09:29 PM, Kylpault wrote: What is your social security number?

000-00-0000

If I called you a slut, would you drink bleach and kill yourself?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 23:43:11


At 1/23/14 10:52 PM, Scarface wrote: If I called you a slut, would you drink bleach and kill yourself?

No, I'm on a diet. I AM SKINNY ENOUGH FOR YOU YET?!?!?

*rhetorical questions don't count!!!*

Is the question you're going to ask a secret admission of something you've done or want to do?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 23:53:17


At 1/23/14 11:50 PM, Entice wrote: Obviously the statue of Bill Cosby

would you stick a banana up your ass for $10

I've done this and no one paid me. Obviously I'm doing it wrong. PLEASE PAY ME!

Have you ever peed in a cup or bottle because it was more convenient than getting to a bathroom?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 03:07:52


At 1/24/14 01:10 AM, FunkyPope wrote: Have you ever purposefully tasted your own urine?

Before the age of 16, yeah. Not often, only when it smelled weird or I was sick, trying to nail down what was getting kicked out of my system, somehow... and certainly not after having asparagus |:

What do you like to eat, that few others do?


Vault 101 I have many old and deleted Flash submissions, PM me the filename, maybe I got it.

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 04:12:30


At 1/24/14 03:07 AM, VicariousE wrote:
At 1/24/14 01:10 AM, FunkyPope wrote: Have you ever purposefully tasted your own urine?
Before the age of 16, yeah. Not often, only when it smelled weird or I was sick, trying to nail down what was getting kicked out of my system, somehow... and certainly not after having asparagus |:

What do you like to eat, that few others do?

Your moms vagina.

If you find yourself being into scat what would you do?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 06:02:17


At 1/24/14 04:31 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: become an insecure, arrogant chatroom moderator

Q: do you like raisin bran

Yes.

How do you motivate yourself to get up every morning?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 06:12:20


At 1/24/14 06:06 AM, Greenskullkid wrote: cigarette

am i gay

I don't know.

Are you gay?


The latest: Hexa #97 (May)

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 07:11:23


At 1/24/14 06:14 AM, Greenskullkid wrote:
Are you gay?
no. yes. no.

are you?

No yes. No. :P

When did you first use a computer?


The latest: Hexa #97 (May)

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 07:18:08


At 1/24/14 07:11 AM, Cyberdevil :


When did you first use a computer?

In 1996, when I was 5.

Not a very weird question. You are seldom asked this question though:
What makes you who you are?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 08:37:00


At 1/24/14 07:18 AM, i-am-ghey wrote: At 1/24/14 07:11 AM, Cyberdevil :

When did you first use a computer?
In 1996, when I was 5.

Not a very weird question. You are seldom asked this question though:
What makes you who you are?

The fact that I don't give a shit who I am.

Does anyone give a shit who I am?


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 08:46:29


At 1/24/14 08:37 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
The fact that I don't give a shit who I am.

Does anyone give a shit who I am?

I do. Okay, I don't.

How long is it?


Latest TCs

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 10:33:37


At 1/24/14 10:25 AM, Vinnyy wrote:
At 1/24/14 08:46 AM, i-am-ghey wrote:
At 1/24/14 08:37 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
The fact that I don't give a shit who I am.

Does anyone give a shit who I am?
I do. Okay, I don't.

How long is it?
Longer than you can imagine.

Would you donate a penny to me if it meant saving my life?

Of course. But no more.

Would you donate a penny even if it didn't mean saving my life?


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 10:42:10


At 1/24/14 10:33 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Would you donate a penny even if it didn't mean saving my life?

No. I don't have this stupid currency. However, I might be willing to donate money equivalent to this amount if I am in a good mood.

Heads or tails?


Latest TCs

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 11:01:59


At 1/24/14 10:42 AM, i-am-ghey wrote:
At 1/24/14 10:33 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Would you donate a penny even if it didn't mean saving my life?
No. I don't have this stupid currency. However, I might be willing to donate money equivalent to this amount if I am in a good mood.

Heads or tails?

I only play poker.

Anyone want to play poker with me?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 11:20:21


At 1/24/14 11:01 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Anyone want to play poker with me?

I don't. I am only interested in playing god.

It can go on forever, but it has to end somewhere.
Question: Who will be the ultimate thread killer?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 12:07:10


At 1/24/14 11:20 AM, i-am-ghey wrote: Question: Who will be the ultimate thread killer?

S-surely not me.
Q: Will you ask this same question to the person below, please?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 12:36:17


At 1/24/14 12:07 PM, Ghombeat wrote:
At 1/24/14 11:20 AM, i-am-ghey wrote: Question: Who will be the ultimate thread killer?
S-surely not me.
Q: Will you ask this same question to the person below, please?

No.
If you had $500,000 to spend on anything what would it be and why?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 13:28:02


At 1/24/14 12:36 PM, Viper50 wrote: If you had $500,000 to spend on anything what would it be and why?

A super bitchin' motorcycle cause why would I not?!

Got any tattoos you regret?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-24 17:46:54


At 1/24/14 02:52 PM, Vinnyy wrote: How do you cope with extreme stress?

Shut myself in, become extremely emotionless like a Vulcan.

What would be the first thing you'll do if you can do a mind mind?


My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-25 01:27:49


At 1/24/14 05:46 PM, Tankdown wrote: What would be the first thing you'll do if you can do a mind mind?

...I have no idea what you mean.

What would you do if you woke up with your right arm and left leg chopped off and you're bleeding to death?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-25 02:37:01


would you scratch my butthole


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-25 10:39:37


At 1/25/14 02:37 AM, kazumazkan wrote: would you scratch my butthole

No.

Will you go and visit the Eiffel Tower in China with me?


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