At 1/25/14 10:39 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 1/25/14 02:37 AM, kazumazkan wrote: would you scratch my butthole

No.

Will you go and visit the Eiffel Tower in China with me?

yes, it will interesting to see the chinese people on the Eiffel Tower and thinking to yourself " aw look they can finally see the shop signs from this view"

If you had a choice of world peace or 100 billion dollars, what colour lamborghini will you get?

At 1/25/14 12:28 PM, CallumBowen wrote: If you had a choice of world peace or 100 billion dollars, what colour lamborghini will you get?

Yellow.

Have you ever masturbated in school?

At 1/25/14 01:27 AM, Eddmario wrote: What would you do if you woke up with your right arm and left leg chopped off and you're bleeding to death?

Die, probably.

At 1/25/14 12:28 PM, CallumBowen wrote: If you had a choice of world peace or 100 billion dollars, what colour lamborghini will you get?

I'd take world peace, because what use is a lamborghini without a driver's license?

If only you could save the world, would you?

Unable to answer a non-existent question.

Why didn't supergandhi64 ask a question?

Superghandi64 was currently protesting and using his tablet when the ants came and ate it at the last second.

If the moon was a giant boob what time would it be at the center of the earth.

At 1/25/14 01:19 PM, Mantinziza wrote: Superghandi64 was currently protesting and using his tablet when the ants came and ate it at the last second.

If the moon was a giant boob what time would it be at the center of the earth.

I think they'd leave the moon in outer space even if it was a giant boob.

How would life on Earth change if the moon was a giant boob?

At 1/25/14 01:28 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: How would life on Earth change if the moon was a giant boob?

A new type of porn would be made

What is the color of the gunk that accumulates on your testicles?

At 1/25/14 12:36 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote: Have you ever masturbated in school?

No.

At 1/25/14 01:29 PM, HolidayJester wrote: What is the color of the gunk that accumulates on your testicles?

Do I look like I care?

Well yeah, that's the question.

At 1/25/14 01:32 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Do I look like I care?

Well yeah, that's the question.

Yes.

Do you want an apple?

At 1/25/14 01:33 PM, Viper50 wrote: Do you want an apple?

No.

How much do I need to pay you to kill someone and steal their Wacken ticket(s)?

At 1/25/14 01:56 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 1/25/14 01:33 PM, Viper50 wrote: Do you want an apple?

No.

How much do I need to pay you to kill someone and steal their Wacken ticket(s)?

That depends:
Wtf is a Wacken Ticket and how much can I sell it for profit?

At 1/25/14 02:55 PM, CiviLies wrote:

That depends:
Wtf is a Wacken Ticket and how much can I sell it for profit?

Wacken Ticket is a ticket to a show that turns into a mallet if it detects you are angry, you can sell it for half the price you buy it, so a profit is almost impossible.

What are you hiding underneath your bed?

At 1/26/14 03:27 AM, Madjasper1 wrote: What are you hiding underneath your bed?

A hell of a lot of dust. It hasn't been cleaned in quite some time.

Where can I get someone to clean my room for free?

At 1/26/14 09:50 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Where can I get someone to clean my room for free?

Find a woman, or a man if you're into that.

I'm a Lawful Evil (been leaning a little towards Neutral Evil tbh) Rogue, and the Chatoic Good Inquisitor in our party shot me through the foot when he saw me stealing a woman's purse. As far as he's concerned all is good between us now because he was "just doing his job", but how should I take revenge on him?

At 1/26/14 06:34 PM, DM692 wrote: Chatoic

Chaotic*

At 1/22/14 09:29 PM, FunkyPope wrote:

At 1/22/14 09:24 PM, poinl wrote: if i asked you to have sex with me would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?

Depends (ha, score)

Would you bite a chunk out of your own arm if doing otherwise meant no intercourse for the rest of eternity?

Nope
I'll just become a monk. Lust won't be a problem.
Win.

Do you suck dick?

At 1/26/14 06:34 PM, DM692 wrote: I'm a Lawful Evil (been leaning a little towards Neutral Evil tbh) Rogue, and the Chatoic Good Inquisitor in our party shot me through the foot when he saw me stealing a woman's purse. As far as he's concerned all is good between us now because he was "just doing his job", but how should I take revenge on him?

Who got got caught? You did. Suffer like a man. And since I have no idea what game, or IRL cult you're talking about, I don't know what options are available for revenging... maybe set him up? Plant stolen purses on him, or bump him into a cop; if you want it bad enough you'll find a wonderfully devious and evil way, I'm sure.

How many funerals and weddings have you attended?

At 1/26/14 06:47 PM, VicariousE wrote: How many funerals and weddings have you attended?

Like 4 or 5 funerals and 1 wedding.

I haven't been on Newgrounds in a little over a day.
So, how was your day today and yesterday?

At 1/26/14 07:11 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 1/26/14 07:06 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 1/26/14 06:47 PM, VicariousE wrote: How many funerals and weddings have you attended?

Like 4 or 5 funerals and 1 wedding.

I haven't been on Newgrounds in a little over a day.
So, how was your day today and yesterday?

Both were shitty.

What would you give me if I asked you for something?

My two cents (and maybe two cents to go with it).

South Korea and North Korea have suddenly signed a treaty declaring their alliance. How do you think the rest of the world would react?

At 1/26/14 08:09 PM, Trapex wrote: South Korea and North Korea have suddenly signed a treaty declaring their alliance. How do you think the rest of the world would react?

Tremble as mighty united force Korear rains fiery death upon the imperialist empire

In the opinion of the user who answers the following; What's gayer? Having sex with a female pro body builder or a really hot dickgirl?

At 1/26/14 09:41 PM, Zehoan wrote:

At 1/26/14 09:39 PM, Spedmallet wrote:

At 1/26/14 08:09 PM, Trapex wrote: South Korea and North Korea have suddenly signed a treaty declaring their alliance. How do you think the rest of the world would react?

Tremble as mighty united force Korear rains fiery death upon the imperialist empire

In the opinion of the user who answers the following; What's gayer? Having sex with a female pro body builder or a really hot dickgirl?

The former.

User below, You take on the role of Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Un for a day.
What do you do?

I have the real Kim John-Un executed and establish myself as glorious leader for life.

User below, did you put it in her ass?

At 1/26/14 09:41 PM, Zehoan wrote: The former.

User below, You take on the role of Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Un for a day.
What do you do?

buy the worlds best clothes and shoes

stupidly good massage from fifty latinos

eat the worlds best food and drink their finest wine

throw the worlds most debauched party/ orgy (im legally untouchable and stupidly rich)

finish by performing superlative charity (id have lots of wealth and power in a country full of incredibly poor people)

okay, below poster: would you fuck a cunt boy? if not what would it take for you to fuck one? what would make 'em sexy?

At 1/26/14 09:56 PM, glidr wrote: okay, below poster: would you fuck a cunt boy?

No.

if not what would it take for you to fuck one?

Nothing.

what would make 'em sexy?

Nothing...again. Cause it ain't happening.

Have you ever ran against traffic before? And if so, how'd it go?

At 1/27/14 12:04 PM, Viper50 wrote: Have you ever ran against traffic before? And if so, how'd it go?

Yes. It was exhilarating! Everything went fine.

Ever sneeze boogers in to somebody's eye?

At 1/27/14 03:26 PM, SapphireLight wrote: Ever sneeze boogers in to somebody's eye?

No, I'm well mannered enough to know that if I feel a sneeze coming I cover my nose and turn away from any one that might caught in the cross fire.

Ever tasted your own cum?

At 1/27/14 07:13 PM, Vinnyy wrote: How did you first discover Newgrounds?

A chick who came here to watch stick figure flashes introduced me to the site for the first time

User below me: There is a shotgun pointed at your dick. You must have sex with either a dickgirl or vaginadude. Do you have sex with the dickgirl, vaginadude or stick your penis into the shaft of the shotgun?

At 1/26/14 06:40 PM, Ron-Geno wrote: Do you suck dick?

No.

At 1/26/14 09:49 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: User below, did you put it in her ass?

Yes, "her" being your mom.

At 1/27/14 07:27 PM, Spedmallet wrote: User below me: There is a shotgun pointed at your dick. You must have sex with either a dickgirl or vaginadude. Do you have sex with the dickgirl, vaginadude or stick your penis into the shaft of the shotgun?

I'll take the shotgun.

Same scenario, but without the shotgun option. What do you do?

At 1/28/14 01:35 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 1/26/14 06:40 PM, Ron-Geno wrote: Do you suck dick?

No.

At 1/26/14 09:49 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: User below, did you put it in her ass?

Yes, "her" being your mom.

At 1/27/14 07:27 PM, Spedmallet wrote: User below me: There is a shotgun pointed at your dick. You must have sex with either a dickgirl or vaginadude. Do you have sex with the dickgirl, vaginadude or stick your penis into the shaft of the shotgun?

I'll take the shotgun.

Same scenario, but without the shotgun option. What do you do?

Have a threesome.

What would you do if you had to either watch your mom get raped, have your mom watch you get raped, or rape your own mom?

At 1/28/14 01:58 PM, MadFedora wrote: If you had to either watch your dick gets mutilated or you have to mutilate your dick?

I'll do it myself. Maybe I'll be lucky and die.

Which brings me to this: If you had the choice between being killed or having your dick cut off, which would you choose?

At 1/28/14 02:14 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I'll do it myself. Maybe I'll be lucky and die.

Which brings me to this: If you had the choice between being killed or having your dick cut off, which would you choose?

Would I still keep my balls? I can live with a strap on if my balls are in tack.

What are you wearing?

At 1/29/14 12:06 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 1/28/14 02:14 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I'll do it myself. Maybe I'll be lucky and die.

Which brings me to this: If you had the choice between being killed or having your dick cut off, which would you choose?

Would I still keep my balls? I can live with a strap on if my balls are in tack.

What are you wearing?

black shirt black pants

I also have a pair of white shorts with a red stripe underneath
.
.
how does your underwear smell