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Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 12:30:31


...question.

Then that person must answer it and ask the next question.

I'll start:

Would you sell all your house to have sex with that one hot girl at college?


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 12:42:47


At 1/22/14 12:36 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:
At 1/22/14 12:30 PM, Madjasper1 wrote: Would you sell all your house to have sex with that one hot girl at college?
I Rent A Flat & Even If I Did Own A House Of Course Not

Have You Accepted Jesus Christ As Your Lord & Savior

--supergandhi64

well if you would like to know i am a Christian

ever shit yourself in public


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 13:18:05


At 1/22/14 12:42 PM, kazumazkan wrote: ever shit yourself in public

Nope.

Would you use a toilet someone set up in the middle of the road?


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 13:39:08


At 1/22/14 01:21 PM, SolidPantsSnake wrote:
At 1/22/14 01:18 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 1/22/14 12:42 PM, kazumazkan wrote: ever shit yourself in public
Nope.

Would you use a toilet someone set up in the middle of the road?
Only to show off my slong.

Would you stand in the middle of traffic?

Only if I was certain I would die.

Would you stand naked in the middle of traffic?


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 13:55:35


At 1/22/14 01:39 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Only if I was certain I would die.

Would you stand naked in the middle of traffic?

No.
Would you fight a grizzly bear with nothing but your bare hands.


Formally known as Viper50

When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 14:07:00


At 1/22/14 01:58 PM, SolidPantsSnake wrote:
At 1/22/14 01:55 PM, Viper50 wrote:
At 1/22/14 01:39 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Only if I was certain I would die.

Would you stand naked in the middle of traffic?
No.
Would you fight a grizzly bear with nothing but your bare hands.
Yes i would i want to die a manly epic death, and earn a darwin award.

Would you eat a huge pile of shit if someone paid you a million dollars?

No, and even if I would I probably throw up violent after two bites and pass out.

Ever tried to suck your own dick? And if yes, were you successful?


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 14:12:29


At 1/22/14 02:07 PM, Mismo wrote: Ever tried to suck your own dick? And if yes, were you successful?

Yeah but in the position I was in my neck hurt too much to get any enjoyment out of it lol

Would you sit in an empty room with no social interaction whatsoever from 9 to 5 (with weekends) for 100.000 dollars a month?


*sigh*

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 15:51:01


At 1/22/14 03:48 PM, Thor wrote:
Would you masturbate with your own feces on live television in exchange for super strength?

I'd rather not infect my dick or my dignity.

Would you fuck your homosexual male best friend if he was dying of cancer?


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 16:42:27


At 1/22/14 03:51 PM, Boomstick wrote:
At 1/22/14 03:48 PM, Thor wrote:
Would you masturbate with your own feces on live television in exchange for super strength?
I'd rather not infect my dick or my dignity.

Would you fuck your homosexual male best friend if he was dying of cancer?

No because unlike what many people believe, my semen doesn't cure cancer.

Would you become the king of an uncontacted tribe, if you were given the chance?


Bitte meine beliebte Nazi mods, keine bannerino, weil ich auch ein Nazi Scwein bin! Danke schön

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 17:03:17


At 1/22/14 04:51 PM, Entice wrote:
At 1/22/14 04:42 PM, tonypar16 wrote: Would you become the king of an uncontacted tribe, if you were given the chance?
yes

have you ever fingered ur peehole

A: No. That must hurt.

Q: Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Ask the person below a weird...


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 17:25:42


At 1/22/14 05:03 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 1/22/14 04:51 PM, Entice wrote:
At 1/22/14 04:42 PM, tonypar16 wrote: Would you become the king of an uncontacted tribe, if you were given the chance?
yes

have you ever fingered ur peehole
A: No. That must hurt.

Q: Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Yes, it's completely safe, you'll only feel a slight tight pinch sensation in your buttox.

would you let the martian reptilian beings rape you right now?


This is a sig you dumbass.

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 20:44:40


At 1/22/14 05:51 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
At 1/22/14 05:25 PM, mechadude32 wrote:
would you let the martian reptilian beings rape you right now?
Do I have a choice?

No.
But how butthurt would you be about it

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 20:48:14


Why is most people asking yes or no questions. Be creative people.

At 1/22/14 08:44 PM, ErikMasters wrote: But how butthurt would you be about it

Cry about rape, losing virginity, possible alien STDs, and possible hear voices in my head again. Later though I'll get medicine for that so everything will be fine.

What kind of medicine do you want to take?


My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 20:51:21


At 1/22/14 08:49 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Why are u gay to answer my question?

Because I was rape, and my post was skipped. It's the only life I know how. :(

What if you learned to control the mouse by putting a prob up your butt?


My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 20:58:13


At 1/22/14 08:55 PM, Piggler wrote: That's a very good question, but no. I hate fat people and if I was morbidly obese I would pretty much be dead anyway.

Would you rather be average at a lot of things, or be a master of one skill and be completely helpless when doing everything besides that one thing?

A jack of all trades, master of none? Or to be a master at one skill? I would like to be a master at one skill. Because I could still be partially good at other things.

Question
Would you on a boat? Would you with a goat? On a boat with a goat?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 21:02:42


At 1/22/14 08:55 PM, Piggler wrote: Would you rather be average at a lot of things, or be a master of one skill and be completely helpless when doing everything besides that one thing?

Probably be average at a lot of things instead of being master of one skill

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 21:05:22


At 1/22/14 09:02 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

To make sure that you know it.

What am I thinking right now?


My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 21:06:14


At 1/22/14 09:02 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Because they're not really psychic >.>

Yes?


Formally known as Viper50

When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 21:24:13


At 1/22/14 09:05 PM, Tankdown wrote:
At 1/22/14 09:02 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
To make sure that you know it.

What am I thinking right now?

your thoughts

if i asked you to have sex with me would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 22:31:49


At 1/22/14 09:29 PM, FunkyPope wrote: Depends (ha, score)

Would you bite a chunk out of your own arm if doing otherwise meant no intercourse for the rest of eternity?

Nawh. Maybe if I could use aesthetics to numb the pain, a little laughing gas. I would still have to use something other than my teeth though.

What are some advantages to peeing standing up?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-22 22:55:31


At 1/22/14 10:31 PM, Kylpault wrote: What are some advantages to peeing standing up?

If you have a small toilet, your dick may rub uncomfortably close to the porcelain.

Do you like your men like your coffee?


Give me cash and receive arts!

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 00:35:42


At 1/23/14 12:32 AM, FunkyPope wrote:
At 1/22/14 11:05 PM, Piggler wrote: Well, I do like my coffee to keep a respectable distance and only as a friend.
You forgot to ask a question, don't kill the thread maaaaan

If you had to chose between having a 2 inch penis or a 20 inch penis which would you chose... I honestly think i'd chose 2

I'd choose 2". It isn't a burden to carry around and it'll actually fit.

What would happen if mayonnaise was actually an instrument.


STEAM

"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 00:54:16


At 1/23/14 12:35 AM, koopahermit wrote:
At 1/23/14 12:32 AM, FunkyPope wrote:
At 1/22/14 11:05 PM, Piggler wrote: Well, I do like my coffee to keep a respectable distance and only as a friend.
You forgot to ask a question, don't kill the thread maaaaan

If you had to chose between having a 2 inch penis or a 20 inch penis which would you chose... I honestly think i'd chose 2
I'd choose 2". It isn't a burden to carry around and it'll actually fit.

What would happen if mayonnaise was actually an instrument.

It would be prominently featured in countless genres of music that many people would listen to and enjoy, yet so many people would still say they hate that instrument.

Is ketchup a vegetable?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 01:06:53


At 1/23/14 12:54 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: Is ketchup a vegetable?

No, Ketchup is a condiment. Like Mayo or Mustard. You might as well be asking if Apple Juice is a fruit.

What was your favorite bedtime story?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 01:10:59


At 1/23/14 01:06 AM, DrClay wrote:
At 1/23/14 12:54 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: Is ketchup a vegetable?
No, Ketchup is a condiment. Like Mayo or Mustard. You might as well be asking if Apple Juice is a fruit.

What was your favorite bedtime story?

The one that Moltar is reading in your user picture.

How many kids do you have?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 01:54:40


At 1/23/14 01:10 AM, Rahmemhotep wrote: The one that Moltar is reading in your user picture.

How many kids do you have?

None.

Would you live on the sun if it were possible to not burn to death?


Formally known as Viper50

When you get into one of these groups theres only a couple of ways you can get out. One is death. The other is mental institution.

Last.fm Youtube

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 04:04:13


At 1/23/14 01:54 AM, Viper50 wrote:
At 1/23/14 01:10 AM, Rahmemhotep wrote: The one that Moltar is reading in your user picture.

How many kids do you have?
None.

Would you live on the sun if it were possible to not burn to death?

I prefer the cold so no.

If would you fuck your by blood sister since she's the only person youll ever get laid with in your entire life.


Get lyrically fit!!!!

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 10:38:25


At 1/23/14 10:33 AM, Vinnyy wrote:
At 1/23/14 04:04 AM, tsukikomi wrote:
At 1/23/14 01:54 AM, Viper50 wrote:
At 1/23/14 01:10 AM, Rahmemhotep wrote: The one that Moltar is reading in your user picture.

How many kids do you have?
None.

Would you live on the sun if it were possible to not burn to death?
I prefer the cold so no.

If would you fuck your by blood sister since she's the only person youll ever get laid with in your entire life.
No. I prefer not to commit incest.

What would you do if I knocked on your door at midnight?

Get the gun.

What would you do if you woke up with a bomb strapped to your chest which is to go off in 24 hours?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 10:50:33


At 1/23/14 10:38 AM, ChazDude wrote: What would you do if you woke up with a bomb strapped to your chest which is to go off in 24 hours?

I would probably goto a fireworks factory and just sit there until it went off.

Would you / have you considered donating to your local sperm bank if say the pay was $75 a contribution and you passed all necessary background checks?


None

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-01-23 10:53:49


At 1/23/14 10:50 AM, Luis wrote:
I would probably goto a fireworks factory and just sit there until it went off.

Would you / have you considered donating to your local sperm bank if say the pay was $75 a contribution and you passed all necessary background checks?

No because if I'm going to have a child, I want to be around to raise it and do right by it. The idea of a bunch of my bastard child running around because I wanted some pocket money makes me a bit queasy to be honest.

When was the last time you shit your pants? Where were you and did anyone find out?


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