At 1/29/14 12:12 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 1/29/14 12:06 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 1/28/14 02:14 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I'll do it myself. Maybe I'll be lucky and die.

Which brings me to this: If you had the choice between being killed or having your dick cut off, which would you choose?

Would I still keep my balls? I can live with a strap on if my balls are in tack.

What are you wearing?

black shirt black pants

I also have a pair of white shorts with a red stripe underneath
.
.
how does your underwear smell

Black shirt, black pants, what are you, emo?

Sounds like a mixture of urine, poo, and semen.

What are you, emo?

Black shirt, black pants, what are you, emo?

Sounds like a mixture of urine, poo, and semen.

What are you, emo?

No way, uughh, I'm scene.

Can I rape you in the mouth?

At 1/29/14 12:18 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 1/29/14 12:12 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 1/29/14 12:06 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 1/28/14 02:14 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I'll do it myself. Maybe I'll be lucky and die.

Which brings me to this: If you had the choice between being killed or having your dick cut off, which would you choose?

Would I still keep my balls? I can live with a strap on if my balls are in tack.

What are you wearing?

black shirt black pants

I also have a pair of white shorts with a red stripe underneath
.
.
how does your underwear smell

Black shirt, black pants, what are you, emo?

Sounds like a mixture of urine, poo, and semen.

What are you, emo?

No its just what i wear
but my usual pairing of clothing is black shirt grey pants and vice versa.
Do you find tgirls hot aka traps

At 1/29/14 12:21 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

Black shirt, black pants, what are you, emo?

Sounds like a mixture of urine, poo, and semen.

What are you, emo?

No way, uughh, I'm scene.

Can I rape you in the mouth?

No but wgo going to stop you its rape but I'll stop you by putting up a fight
are you mentally stable

At 1/29/14 12:30 PM, kazumazkan wrote: Do you find tgirls hot aka traps

No.

At 1/29/14 12:31 PM, kazumazkan wrote: are you mentally stable

Ask my psychiatrist. Oh wait, I killed that guy.

Do you believe me? (You'd better...)

At 1/29/14 12:37 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

Do you believe me? (You'd better...)

sure, why not, i dont see the harm

Why would jackals die?

At 1/29/14 06:49 PM, Lionelion wrote:

At 1/29/14 12:37 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

Do you believe me? (You'd better...)

sure, why not, i dont see the harm

Why would jackals die?

Because kirby blew on his meat too hard.

Would you have a sex change operation if you where paid 100,000?

At 1/29/14 09:55 PM, tsukikomi wrote:

At 1/29/14 06:49 PM, Lionelion wrote:

At 1/29/14 12:37 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

Do you believe me? (You'd better...)

sure, why not, i dont see the harm

Why would jackals die?

Because kirby blew on his meat too hard.

Would you have a sex change operation if you where paid 100,000?

Add in an extra digit, then maybe.
How do you feel about this question in which I am asking you?

At 1/29/14 10:00 PM, I-Raped-You wrote: How do you feel about this question in which I am asking you?

Lukewarm...ew.

Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a public building? (schools, offices, gov. buildings, etc.) And if so, were you ever caught?

At 1/29/14 11:11 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

At 1/29/14 10:00 PM, I-Raped-You wrote: How do you feel about this question in which I am asking you?

Lukewarm...ew.

Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a public building? (schools, offices, gov. buildings, etc.) And if so, were you ever caught?

I started masturbating last year.... so no. I'm still new with the craft.
Howw many layers of clothing do you normally wear when you fuck?

At 1/29/14 11:25 PM, Vinnyy wrote: What turns you on?

Things. And stuff.
I don't know.

The bush caught fire on the mountaintop. Can't get higher felt my heart begin to stop.
Am I a man? Am I the last born man?

500 billion points to whoever knows what this is from

At 1/29/14 11:29 PM, Viper50 wrote: The bush caught fire on the mountaintop. Can't get higher felt my heart begin to stop.
Am I a man? Am I the last born man?

500 billion points to whoever knows what this is from

Neither, you're a potato.
:Okay, I bite, where's it from?

What would you do-woo-oo, for a Klon. dike. bar?

and they said you can't spell it like they say it in the commercials.

At 1/30/14 12:06 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: Neither, you're a potato.

Okay, I bite, where's it from?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0wMuA0J3eQ

What would you do-woo-oo, for a Klon. dike. bar?

and they said you can't spell it like they say it in the commercials.

Throw 50 TVs off an overpass onto the interstate.

Would you stab a pencil all the way through your hand for $100?

At 1/30/14 12:26 AM, Viper50 wrote:

No.

Would you participate in a naked mile run?

At 1/30/14 02:41 AM, tsukikomi wrote: Would you participate in a naked mile run?

Only if I get paid.

Is there anything you would not even do for all the money in the world?

At 1/30/14 05:34 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Is there anything you would not even do for all the money in the world?

i'd have to thoroughly negotiate the terms of the contract.

Would you buy this?

At 1/30/14 05:52 AM, oxy78414 wrote:

At 1/30/14 05:34 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Is there anything you would not even do for all the money in the world?

i'd have to thoroughly negotiate the terms of the contract.

Would you buy this?

Nope.

Would you buy my sister?

At 1/30/14 09:01 AM, Slacker013 wrote:

Where do you hide your lingerie? What color is it?

I haven't worn any since the 8th grade.

At 1/30/14 10:49 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Ask for more. ;)

Does existence preceed essence? Have you ever took it up the arse?

I inserted various objects, like pencils and popsicles

if you had to choose between a male gorilla or a shemale which would you choose

At 1/30/14 10:57 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 1/30/14 10:53 AM, Itarian wrote:

At 1/30/14 10:49 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Ask for more. ;)

Does existence preceed essence? Have you ever took it up the arse?

I inserted various objects, like pencils and popsicles

if you had to choose between a male gorilla or a shemale which would you choose

If the shemale is a human, then that of course! If it's betwit a male and shemale gorilla, I would have to say male gorilla. But, of course, zoophilia is illegal and it does not float my boat.

Dark Ambient or the Berlin School?

Berlin School
Because why the fuck not?

Your favorite anime character is now you in real life.
What do you do with your new found power?

At 1/30/14 11:23 AM, Ron-Geno wrote:

Your favorite anime character is now you in real life.

Plot to take over the world.

Your favorite video game character is now you in real life.

What do you do with your new found power?

At 1/30/14 12:25 PM, ManDeep wrote:

Would you have sex with your mother to save her?

A bottle of whiskey and a large paper bag might do the trick, and then also not speaking to one another for a minimum of a year. Yeah...

Would you have sex with your dog (or a stray if you don't own one) if not doing so meant never having sex again?

and if you don't want to answer that:

Who would you rather do: Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O'Connor AKA Lorde (I know right?), or Taylor Swift?

knowing full well Swift will probably write a song about you.

Who would you rather do: Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O'Connor AKA Lorde (I know right?), or Taylor Swift?

knowing full well Swift will probably write a song about you.

Taylor Swift.

If you could masturbate in public and you couldn't get arrested and everyone just acted like it was completely normal would you?

At 1/30/14 03:10 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: If you could masturbate in public and you couldn't get arrested and everyone just acted like it was completely normal would you?

Yes, I might get a few phone numbers.

Would you rather read a book on carpeting or a really bad fiction about trolls falling in love?

At 1/30/14 04:03 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 1/30/14 03:10 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: If you could masturbate in public and you couldn't get arrested and everyone just acted like it was completely normal would you?

Yes, I might get a few phone numbers.

Would you rather read a book on carpeting or a really bad fiction about trolls falling in love?

I guess I would read a book on carpeting unless I had a chair or something to sit on.

Would you rather eat a tiny bit of your own poo or someone else's boogers?

At 1/30/14 04:03 PM, Tankdown wrote: Would you rather read a book on carpeting or a really bad fiction about trolls falling in love?

Carpeting.
At least I'd learn something.

You have been transported into your favorite movie.
What movie is it? And what is the first thing you do?

At 1/30/14 04:36 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 1/30/14 04:03 PM, Tankdown wrote: Would you rather read a book on carpeting or a really bad fiction about trolls falling in love?

Carpeting.
At least I'd learn something.

You have been transported into your favorite movie.
What movie is it? And what is the first thing you do?

You have been transported into your favorite movie.
What movie is it? And what is the first thing you do?

Porn. A chick.

Would you rather eat a tiny bit of your own poo or someone else's boogers?

At 1/30/14 04:38 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: Would you rather eat a tiny bit of your own poo or someone else's boogers?

Boogers
Boogers aren't rejected by the digestion system.

Would you rather be mute or death?

At 1/30/14 04:43 PM, Tankdown wrote: Would you rather be mute or death?

Death. Then I'd get to be one of the 4 Horsemen.

Have you ever destroyed a piece of someone else's property for no reason whatsoever?

At 1/30/14 04:43 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 1/30/14 04:38 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: Would you rather eat a tiny bit of your own poo or someone else's boogers?

Boogers
Boogers aren't rejected by the digestion system.

Would you rather be mute or death?

Mute I guess, but it would be cool to be death and have a sweet black robe and scythe too.

Would you rather have a Kid Rock or an ICP tattoo?