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Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History

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Under poster vs. Above poster

BEGIN!!!!!!!!!

Tsuki's back! Yes komi is back!
One that's starting this track
I made this bit, stop staring at my tits, don't throw yourself a misfit bitchfit then type it
I've finished kicking your ass, I highly doubt your rap skills will pass


Get lyrically fit!!!!

Props to Embr for putting my sig into shape!!!

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 05:44:19


At 1/4/14 05:29 AM, tsukikomi wrote: Tsuki's back! Yes komi is back!
One that's starting this track
I made this bit, stop staring at my tits, don't throw yourself a misfit bitchfit then type it
I've finished kicking your ass, I highly doubt your rap skills will pass

My rap skills don't lack will they're no filler or standstill
You pack racks but that's that you're not fit for rap tracks
Lyrical acrobat feats and phat beats that smash trash
With a kick and a hithat I'll kick this whack chicks ass


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 05:58:01


At 1/4/14 05:51 AM, Addict wrote:
At 1/4/14 05:44 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 1/4/14 05:29 AM, tsukikomi wrote: Tsuki's back! Yes komi is back!
One that's starting this track
I made this bit, stop staring at my tits, don't throw yourself a misfit bitchfit then type it
I've finished kicking your ass, I highly doubt your rap skills will pass
My rap skills don't lack will they're no filler or standstill
You pack racks but that's that you're not fit for rap tracks
Lyrical acrobat feats and phat beats that smash trash
With a kick and a hithat I'll kick this whack chicks ass
They call you Cyberdevil? You mean easy level?
When you were in school, did the other kids call you special?
Did they lock your mangy ass in a black rimmed kennel
Because you're an excuse for man, and opposite of gentle?

Y'all should watch your backs when I'm coming through your crashing spot
Because when I do, I'm coming in with a fully loaded Kalashnikov
You'd better never let me catch you talking shit then acting soft
I've got connections and in one phone call your family's gone.

Owned. Word up


fuk

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 06:12:42


At 1/4/14 05:58 AM, SpankyG wrote:
At 1/4/14 05:51 AM, Addict wrote:
Y'all should watch your backs when I'm coming through your crashing spot
Because when I do, I'm coming in with a fully loaded Kalashnikov
You'd better never let me catch you talking shit then acting soft
I've got connections and in one phone call your family's gone.

Owned. Word up

Suitable opponet where hard to find
so they sent this loser to have a spanking one cheek at a time
Did you think that verse was funny?
Not even in this gen people would give it money


Get lyrically fit!!!!

Props to Embr for putting my sig into shape!!!

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 06:13:35


At 1/4/14 05:58 AM, SpankyG wrote: Y'all should watch your backs when I'm coming through your crashing spot
Because when I do, I'm coming in with a fully loaded Kalashnikov
You'd better never let me catch you talking shit then acting soft
I've got connections and in one phone call your family's gone.

Owned. Word up

I've got connections too, cable and fiber optic
With these options and tools I'll use bot nets like virtual dropkicks
Hack your system and lock it, any track you listen I'll opt it
Just for trolling, blow your speakers with eternal Rick Rolling

Just a minute before Addict responded, soo...

At 1/4/14 06:05 AM, Addict wrote: I'll go off your bars, since you think they're hot
And I'll give your starving ass some food for thought
Take your Kalashnikov and give you polka dots
Like a flu ridden bitch who sucked too many cocks

So you're an addict, addicted to dick?
Maybe also into diapers, dogs and scat and shit?
And other nasty topics, but I won't criticize your mind
Just know that I'm on bars, maybe you'll soon be behind


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 06:33:05


At 1/4/14 05:29 AM, tsukikomi wrote: Under poster vs. Above poster

BEGIN!!!!!!!!!

Tsuki's back! Yes komi is back!
One that's starting this track
I made this bit, stop staring at my tits, don't throw yourself a misfit bitchfit then type it
I've finished kicking your ass, I highly doubt your rap skills will pass

THE HOOK IS THE SOUND OF GUN SHOTS USE YOUR IMAGINATION

THIS IS "PROGRESSIVELY IGNORANT" BY ZAMPANO

fuck this website, i swear it was like this when i found it
i dont know why i still log in, feels like im stranded
surrounded by a bunch of lame ass faggots (Fah-gits)
but now you're probably thinking im a hypocrite
your gonna omit me as just a dimwit and a misfit
- 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 -
but im central your senseless
MY BULLETS HIT AND AND YOURS MISS
I GOT 40 GRAND ON MY WRIST
GOT A HOT BITCH WITH BIG TITS
THE BASED GOD BEGS ME TO FORGIVE HIS SINS
- 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 -
FUCK WITH ME
YOU RETREAT
GOT A BISCUIT CUT UNDER THE FRONT SEAT

*BANG BANG*

N⬛⬛GA ILL FUCK YOU UP
AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD ENOUGH
YOU HAD IT TOUGH, YOU FEELIN ROUGH

*BANG BANG*

N⬛⬛GA ILL BUST OUT MY GAT
SO YOU KNOW WHAT LEVEL OF HELL YOUR AT
YOULL DO WHAT I SAY
AND SAY "OKAY"
BEFORE I GO GET THE AK

*BANG BANG*

EMPTY OUT YOUR FUCKING WALLET
I WANNA SEE YOU TAKE YOUR BITCHES HEAD AND STOMP IT
"STOP IT"!! *she screams*
FUCK NO!
I WANNA HEAR THE SCREAMS OF DEATH ROW
SHUT THE FUCK UP HOE,
IM HAVIN FUN
TIME IS MONEY AND YOU GOT NONE
DO A LINE OF COKE OFF THE BARREL OF MY GUN
AND NOW IM FEELIN GOOD & MIGHT LET YOU RUN

Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 07:00:53


At 1/4/14 06:33 AM, 372 wrote: MY BULLETS HIT AND AND YOURS MISS
"STOP IT"!! *she screams*
FUCK NO!
I WANNA HEAR THE SCREAMS OF DEATH ROW

Grade A busta.

Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 07:21:20


At 1/4/14 07:10 AM, Addict wrote: You Swedish, penis-eating bitch, I can't hear shit you screamin'
Besides that pile of lies that your slow mind keeps breeding
But please, don't stress it, I can see see your hairline receding
I'll burn your whole foundation to the ground, but you can call it central heating

My hairs so buff and fluffy I could star in a commercial
My skills are never rusty, I won't ever need rehearsal
It seems this dis you rushed it, that's what I call disgusting
This just in: your just a dinosaur soon to be nothing


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 08:41:11


At 1/4/14 08:14 AM, Wunderbar wrote:
At 1/4/14 08:08 AM, Addict wrote: Wow, alright, I was gonna go a little bit easy
But now I'm gonna have to turn your face into homemade graffiti
Right after I tell your flat-chested mother "Bitch, you can't feed me"
You're just a fag waving white flags, so fuck your peace treaty
A hug can be the most wonderful thing
Two arms wrapped around you like a mother's wing
But we're so selfish when we are blue
Doesn't a hug deserve a hug too?
Thank yo

My name is Sonicfangirl01
I'm basically the chosen one
You can't even beat me
There's no possibility
I'm a girl
In this world
My rhyming sucks
But I give no fucks
So good luck you autistic fuck.


I'm just a girl from Texas. Nothing much.

Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 09:03:54


HAMMERTIME!

Am I doing it right?

BBS Mod. PM with queries and complaints if you must.

LazyTV | Stuff White People Like

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 12:17:59


At 1/4/14 08:41 AM, sonicfangirl01 wrote: My name is Sonicfangirl01
I'm basically the chosen one
You can't even beat me
There's no possibility
I'm a girl
In this world
My rhyming sucks
But I give no fucks
So good luck you autistic fuck.

Sonicfangirl01 is the worst name I've ever heard
I've seen better names on freakin dodo birds
You call yourself the chosen one, but your a fuckin liar,
Stick with that lie and your pants will catch fire
I can't beat you? Man, I'll beat you with my fist,
Force you to your knees and make you my little bitch
You're a girl in this world, that's just fine and dandy
You can normally be found in an alley, giving Bill Clinton a handy'
Your rhyming sucks, there's no doubt about that,
So read the above lines and figure out how to fuckin rap.

I'm out.


"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 12:30:29


yert told me to put up his freexstyle watch out

Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 13:54:56


At 1/4/14 07:00 AM, Slint wrote:
At 1/4/14 06:33 AM, 372 wrote: MY BULLETS HIT AND AND YOURS MISS
"STOP IT"!! *she screams*
FUCK NO!
I WANNA HEAR THE SCREAMS OF DEATH ROW
Grade A busta.

are you....saying my...rap isn't....good?
oh my god how can it be
i worked so hard
rap is my life
how could this be
:(((

Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 14:19:26


At 1/4/14 01:54 PM, 372 wrote: are you....saying my...rap isn't....good?

Yes.

oh my god how can it be
i worked so hard
rap is my life
how could this be
(((

You should be used to this by now.
Nice damage control, queermo.

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Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 15:05:59


At 1/4/14 12:17 PM, VJF wrote: Sonicfangirl01 is the worst name I've ever heard
I've seen better names on freakin dodo birds
You call yourself the chosen one, but your a fuckin liar,
Stick with that lie and your pants will catch fire
I can't beat you? Man, I'll beat you with my fist,
Force you to your knees and make you my little bitch
You're a girl in this world, that's just fine and dandy
You can normally be found in an alley, giving Bill Clinton a handy'
Your rhyming sucks, there's no doubt about that,
So read the above lines and figure out how to fuckin rap.
I'm out.

I like that verse you did I will admit right there
But I'll leave you dying in your underwear
Cause you'll suffer from this ass beating, not offending
But it'll be over quickly like I'm overspeeding


Get lyrically fit!!!!

Props to Embr for putting my sig into shape!!!

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 15:20:48


At 1/4/14 03:05 PM, tsukikomi wrote: I like that verse you did I will admit right there
But I'll leave you dying in your underwear
Cause you'll suffer from this ass beating, not offending
But it'll be over quickly like I'm overspeeding

Over? Fuck it, you're going under
Like a dumb-fuck pirate, you'll be torn asunder
Don't step to me, I'm a lyrical master
Trying to give training to this lyrical bastard
I'll break your neck for trying to mess, fool
I'll turn your whole body into a bloody cesspool
Don't touch me, 'cuz I'm hot like lava
If I'm a volcano, you're a cup of java

Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 15:43:26


At 1/4/14 03:20 PM, T3XT wrote: Over? Fuck it, you're going under
Like a dumb-fuck pirate, you'll be torn asunder
Don't step to me, I'm a lyrical master
Trying to give training to this lyrical bastard
I'll break your neck for trying to mess, fool
I'll turn your whole body into a bloody cesspool
Don't touch me, 'cuz I'm hot like lava
If I'm a volcano, you're a cup of java

From my point of view, your messages are quite clear
Your raps are just like you, really gay and queer
You call yourself the master
More like the masturbator,
You're more annoying than Wally Alligator
You call me a fool, but now you must stop
Mess with me, and I'll shoot you with a "POP!POP!POP!POP!POP!"
Your rhymes suck ass, now that's a fact, jack
If you fuck with me, you'll die like a bitch on your back

Peace


"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 20:44:11


At 1/4/14 08:14 PM, kanef wrote: your rappin is white, whatcha tryina say
maybe YOU should come out, finally-say-that you're gay
i mean no hatin, no problem with MAYYYY
you go fuck yourself with a toothpick on display

they think they can all rhyme each other
but its; just a chav 13-year-old fight-one-nother
i get the message you think you're tougher than one or the other
so come clean, your flow's the legal opposite of butter

Wow, and I thought 2Chains was horrible
My flow will smoke you like a Marlboro
I don't see why this cat's reppin
I'll saw-off one of your legs for half-steppin

Seriously, this dude is deplorable
I can outdo him from here to Portugal
I'll have your face lookin embarrassed and red
I call your career my mic 'cause I spit on it and tear it to shreds!

Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 20:48:39


At 1/4/14 05:58 AM, SpankyG wrote:
Because when I do, I'm coming in with a fully loaded Kalashnikov
You'd better never let me catch you talking shit then acting soft
I've got connections and in one phone call your family's gone.

Owned. Word up

one fish, two fish,
red fish, blue fish.

bitch.

Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 20:53:32


At 1/4/14 08:48 PM, InsertName42 wrote:

one fish, two fish,
red fish, blue fish.

bitch.

Don't pull this Suessy shit on me
I'll kick you right in the Lorax
You'll feel pain to the max
No who will hear you
cuz you'll be dead
no one knows you
one bitch two bitches
You need more than that in your share of stitches
When I'm done with your ass
You better start running fast
Because when it comes to the race of life
I assure you, you'll be last

MORE MORE MORE THAT WAS FUN

returning from 8 years hiatus haha so maybe renovating a little :>


FOLLOW 4 FOOL WRITING & POETRY HERE

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 20:56:07


At 1/4/14 08:44 PM, CiviLies wrote: Wow, and I thought 2Chains was horrible
My flow will smoke you like a Marlboro
I don't see why this cat's reppin
I'll saw-off one of your legs for half-steppin

Seriously, this dude is deplorable
I can outdo him from here to Portugal
I'll have your face lookin embarrassed and red
I call your career my mic 'cause I spit on it and tear it to shreds!

Your like a maniac with no contract
I spit more rhymes then the money you hand out while bein taxed
Your a fat kid with no neck, and I bet, if you spit another rap at me i'll just strike back
and everything you been sayin betta step out of your mind.
Your like a hipocrit that sucks at making lines.
You should get a little word from that bully you stirred
and made a deal with him that makes your shit seem so ubsurred
I might as well just leave now, your shit is startin to drown.
Im always the king ontop of your ass wearin the crown!


Inhale

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 22:19:33


You deserve a sandwich.

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I'm just a girl from Texas. Nothing much.

Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-04 23:59:31


Any of you djangos want to take on the artist formerly known as prince vince in a rap battle you should be scared.


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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-05 00:30:05


At 1/4/14 11:59 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Any of you djangos want to take on the artist formerly known as prince vince in a rap battle you should be scared.

Bust a ryheme or g-t-f-o
I'll bet you're full shit everyone be like woah
"you stink like dog shit mother fuckka"
This may be the interwebz but are you taking everyone for a sukka?


Get lyrically fit!!!!

Props to Embr for putting my sig into shape!!!

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-05 01:41:59


At 1/5/14 12:30 AM, tsukikomi wrote:
At 1/4/14 11:59 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Any of you djangos want to take on the artist formerly known as prince vince in a rap battle you should be scared.
Bust a ryheme or g-t-f-o
I'll bet you're full shit everyone be like woah
"you stink like dog shit mother fuckka"
This may be the interwebz but are you taking everyone for a sukka?

Your rhymes are cute, but they still lack.
You think you're game? You must be smacked!
I'll brake your ankles, so you'll need a crutch.
You dropped the soap, now pick it up!
Bout to roast you, right on my skillet,
And I hope you bleed, 'cause I just killed it!


Just call me Psycho for short.

Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-05 01:46:11


At 1/5/14 01:41 AM, The-Psycho-Ragdoller wrote:
Your rhymes are cute, but they still lack.
You think you're game? You must be smacked!
I'll brake your ankles, so you'll need a crutch.
You dropped the soap, now pick it up!
Bout to roast you, right on my skillet,
And I hope you bleed, 'cause I just killed it!

I cant rap, to be honest im pretty whack
but I oughtta give you a smack
hope you boughta mop, the second beatin's absolutely free
indubitably....
beeotch.


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-05 01:52:29


At 1/5/14 01:46 AM, sweet21 wrote:
I cant rap, to be honest im pretty whack
but I oughtta give you a smack
hope you boughta mop, the second beatin's absolutely free
indubitably....
beeotch.

BARS!

I wasn't ready...I'm calling my momma!


Just call me Psycho for short.

Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-05 09:56:43


At 1/5/14 04:28 AM, FunkyPope wrote:
His pussy might be kitty but at least he still hittin
Somethin, you feel? You feel your asshole shitting
Out some rap, it's fucking crap, its a goddamn trap
Even Admiral Ackbar knows your shit is fucking whack

That's right star wars, can you hang off the side?
Or is the Sarlacc gonna eat you alive
At this rate I don't even think the sand monster
Wants a taste of your sweaty ass yonkers

Now I'm new to the argument but, if you my opinion,
THEN DON'T FUCKING ASK, and focus on your ambitions,
This rap was kinda short, it was a lot of fun.
Now I'm out, and don't forget, I'm Madjasper1!


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-05 12:13:31


At 1/5/14 11:30 AM, SolXeroEraser wrote: Guess Im goin in on Smurf
or past,or over/
Cant ask if he surfs
Reality check, cold shoulder/
Guess yer jibberish
is infinite
to begin with/
funny,sekmhet isnt here
that fuckin n*gger/
Leand me yer throats
cuz Im the new ripper--

On second thought ,this is too much effort...
fuck this...

I'ma take down your name at your start, just cause I'm that kinda cunt,
Fitting - you're called sol because you're known to get son'd,
And Xero man got zero fans, zero tracks and zero flows
Zero hoes, ain't a mis-spelling when I say I'm a -
Xerophobe, whoah, the fuck? this ax kid can spit
Candid stanzas that flip the earth's magnetic axis
And it's all just a free bro, my 16s will blaze ya
Leave you filled with lead, then see who's the Eraser

Calling out @SteveGuzzi GET CLABTRAP UP IN THIS BITCH


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Response to Epic Rap Battles Of Ng Bbs History 2014-01-05 19:38:53


At 1/5/14 05:03 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: oooohhhhh--
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Fuck you, your face, your fam,
and anything you stand/
for, who, without, whom,
yeah,prolly yer dad/
bastard, dont get mad, you never had a chance
ta win this rap crap/
thats like tryina launch without a launch pad
you dumbass/
fuck not having any structure
you should getchur ass kicked now,
yesterday I already warned ya/
And come back when you get some lyrics that dont bore me/
fall asleep trashin your garbage ass,
snoring/
And if you think yer worthy of the king shit title
you have a better chance trying to
get me to preach the bible/
sike
fuckin goober,
yeah right/
screw that shit in tight
it doesnt go counterclockwise,
you better learn how to write,
excuse me, i mean type
You little treats are just teases
dont satisfy appetites,
they swear they know how to rhyme,
you having a mic is a crime,
since you brought beef to the table,
I guess its dinner time

Shitty rhymes and metaphors filling up the BBS
Grabbing for attention, this bastard's the neediest
Dissing me making fun of my lyrics is a death sentence,
Y'all are fucking tripping out, meth must be present,
This is my life career I already made the covenant
Everytime you ask to battle I will never run from it,
I've had enough of your shit, so bend over and take it
You're on the wrong side of the city, death by misplacement.
I learned from the masters, Sugar Hill to Hopsin
This the behemoth at work and nobody stops him
I'll tear every rapper to pieces just to get to the top
It's easy, it all depends on how bad you want it or not
I've got the sickest rhymes, I'm biggest badass don't deny it
I see you practicing your lines in the back, so don't even try it
This is isn't some stupid bullshit that I memorized,
This is all off the top of the head, improvised


fuk

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