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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-08 12:28:47


At 2/8/14 10:41 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: D'ya like dags?

Yeah, I like DOGS. Now I want to watch this again simply for Brad Pitt refusing to wear a shirt.

Can you solve a derivative using the first principle?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-08 12:49:01


At 2/8/14 12:28 PM, ChaRee wrote:
At 2/8/14 10:41 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: D'ya like dags?
Yeah, I like DOGS. Now I want to watch this again simply for Brad Pitt refusing to wear a shirt.

Can you solve a derivative using the first principle?

Yes. But I can't guarantee how long it'll take.

Would you be very pissed if I spent several years with it?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-08 13:11:25


At 2/8/14 12:49 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 2/8/14 12:28 PM, ChaRee wrote:
Yes. But I can't guarantee how long it'll take.

Would you be very pissed if I spent several years with it?

Yes, people have lives you know.

If you had to go to Mars today, and you could only pack three things. What would you pack?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-08 14:14:27


At 2/8/14 01:11 PM, KillerSkull wrote: If you had to go to Mars today, and you could only pack three things. What would you pack?

Can I pack my entire house in a giant bag?

Well, can I?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-08 14:18:58


At 2/8/14 01:11 PM, KillerSkull wrote:
At 2/8/14 12:49 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 2/8/14 12:28 PM, ChaRee wrote:
Yes. But I can't guarantee how long it'll take.

Would you be very pissed if I spent several years with it?
Yes, people have lives you know.

If you had to go to Mars today, and you could only pack three things. What would you pack?

Rocks, possible martians, and other unkown elements

If that martian appeared to be attractive would you want to sex it?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-08 16:16:34


At 2/8/14 02:18 PM, tsukikomi wrote: If that martian appeared to be attractive would you want to sex it?

Yes, doing it with a little green woman will make remind me of Star Trek.

Do you want to live in Star Trek universe?


My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-08 18:13:56


At 2/8/14 04:16 PM, Tankdown wrote:
At 2/8/14 02:18 PM, tsukikomi wrote: If that martian appeared to be attractive would you want to sex it?
Yes, doing it with a little green woman will make remind me of Star Trek.

Do you want to live in Star Trek universe?

I guess

Do you have arachnophobia?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-08 18:59:51


At 2/8/14 06:13 PM, OmegaweaponV5 wrote: Do you have arachnophobia?

The movie or the fear of spiders?
In both cases it's a no.

Have you ever jumped away from an exploding building in a way that it'd look like a scene in a cheesy action movie?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-09 03:14:11


At 2/8/14 09:08 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
What do you want your final words right before you die to be?

I'd want to say "But I didn't have the salmon mousse..."

How long does it take you to do a shit?


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-09 03:24:11


At 2/8/14 02:14 PM, Viper50 wrote:
At 2/8/14 01:11 PM, KillerSkull wrote: If you had to go to Mars today, and you could only pack three things. What would you pack?
Can I pack my entire house in a giant bag?

Well, can I?

Well, to get there, you would need a spaceship, so in the imaginary world where you can, yes. Speaking of which...

Are any of you going to watch NASA's episode pilot for when they send civilians out to Mars? I hear they're going to shoot them off to space in 2015.
:Original question still open for KillerSkull, if he replies to mine. if he misses it, tough shit


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-09 08:09:23


At 2/9/14 03:24 AM, danicos wrote: Are any of you going to watch NASA's episode pilot for when they send civilians out to Mars? I hear they're going to shoot them off to space in 2015.
Original question still open for KillerSkull, if he replies to mine. if he misses it, tough shit
At 2/8/14 01:11 PM, KillerSkull wrote:

Here you go KillerSkull, this question is for you.

Do you guys enjoy hockey fights during hockey games?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-09 09:23:57


At 2/9/14 03:14 AM, Madjasper1 wrote: How long does it take you to do a shit?

I'm not going to talk about that.

At 2/9/14 08:09 AM, Wavepad wrote: Do you guys enjoy hockey fights during hockey games?

No. If I want to see a fight, I go to a boxing match.

Why do some people always feel the need to fight?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-09 09:28:40


At 2/9/14 09:23 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 2/9/14 03:14 AM, Madjasper1 wrote: How long does it take you to do a shit?
I'm not going to talk about that.

At 2/9/14 08:09 AM, Wavepad wrote: Do you guys enjoy hockey fights during hockey games?
No. If I want to see a fight, I go to a boxing match.

Why do some people always feel the need to fight?

Testoserone that's why.

Would you think life without testies would be better?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-09 10:03:33


At 2/9/14 09:28 AM, tsukikomi wrote: Would you think life without testies would be better?

No.

Why are you so intent on changing us guys?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-09 10:30:24


At 2/9/14 10:03 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 2/9/14 09:28 AM, tsukikomi wrote: Would you think life without testies would be better?
No.

Why are you so intent on changing us guys?

Guys can be icky n gross

If you became flowing with estrogen all the sudden and become trans, how would u deal with it?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-09 11:54:12


At 2/9/14 10:30 AM, tsukikomi wrote: If you became flowing with estrogen all the sudden and become trans, how would u deal with it?

Talk in a squeaky, high pitched voice and make a thread about how I'm transgendered AMA

You must have an inanimate object placed in your rectum. What is it, and why?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-09 12:14:06


At 2/9/14 11:54 AM, Vinnyy wrote: What is love?

Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me.

No more?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-09 13:06:25


At 2/9/14 11:54 AM, Spedmallet wrote: You must have an inanimate object placed in your rectum. What is it, and why?

Your dick, because I'm sure I won't feel it. And yes, your dick will be inanimate by that time.

At 2/9/14 12:14 PM, Viper50 wrote:
At 2/9/14 11:54 AM, Vinnyy wrote: What is love?
Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me.

No more?

Why the hell not?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-09 13:18:41


At 2/9/14 01:06 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Why the hell not?

that's not even a question. Seriously, ask me anything.

At 2/9/14 11:54 AM, Vinnyy wrote: What is love?

A series of brain impulses that aids in reproduction #fedora

If you had to shove a specific food item inside your asshole, what would it be and why?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-09 13:25:30


At 2/9/14 01:18 PM, Spedmallet wrote: If you had to shove a specific food item inside your asshole, what would it be and why?

A hotdog (no need to explain)

Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-09 17:38:52


At 2/9/14 02:35 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
At 2/9/14 01:25 PM, HolidayJester wrote:
At 2/9/14 01:18 PM, Spedmallet wrote: If you had to shove a specific food item inside your asshole, what would it be and why?
A hotdog (no need to explain)

Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
No.

Is it a bad thing that I don't?

Yes without a cover

Why does guys pee standing up and don't wash their hands after?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-09 20:26:46



Why does guys pee standing up and don't wash their hands after?

Because they like the smell.

How come I like getting imaginary boners?


I'm just a girl from Texas. Nothing much.

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-09 20:53:29


At 2/9/14 08:26 PM, sonicfangirl01 wrote: How come I like getting imaginary boners?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Who loves orange soda?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-10 04:09:15


At 2/9/14 08:53 PM, Viper50 wrote:
At 2/9/14 08:26 PM, sonicfangirl01 wrote: How come I like getting imaginary boners?
Because you touch yourself at night.

Who loves orange soda?

I do I do I dooooooooooooo~<3

Do you follow the internet rules?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-10 04:25:26


At 2/10/14 04:09 AM, tsukikomi wrote:
I do I do I dooooooooooooo~<3

Do you follow the internet rules?

There are rules!? I've probably broken them all.

Have you ever thought about what William Shatner would look like in a bikini and a sunhat until now?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-10 04:31:17


At 2/10/14 04:25 AM, cheezz wrote: Have you ever thought about what William Shatner would look like in a bikini and a sunhat until now?

No, sadly enough.

Bambi or Thumper?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-10 04:36:28


At 2/10/14 04:31 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 2/10/14 04:25 AM, cheezz wrote: Have you ever thought about what William Shatner would look like in a bikini and a sunhat until now?
No, sadly enough.

Bambi or Thumper?

Neither, the guy who killed Bambi's mom.

Would you rather die alone, or while surrounded by circus clowns?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-10 04:39:10


At 2/10/14 04:36 AM, cheezz wrote:
Bambi or Thumper?
Neither, the guy who killed Bambi's mom.

Would you rather die alone, or while surrounded by circus clowns?

Alone

Cripple or retard mentally?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-10 04:50:49


At 2/10/14 04:39 AM, tsukikomi wrote:
Alone

Cripple or retard mentally?

Retard. But only if it's happy retard.

Would you rather be blind, with the exception of seeing Lady Gaga? Or deaf, with the exception of hearing Lady Gaga?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-02-10 10:14:14


At 2/10/14 04:50 AM, cheezz wrote: Would you rather be blind, with the exception of seeing Lady Gaga? Or deaf, with the exception of hearing Lady Gaga?

Goddamnit, you know how to torture. I guess I'd rather be blind then.

Why is my PC so fucking slow?


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