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Jackson: Awake to find a peasant digging through your bag

wait until you wake up

Have a crazy dream, and wake up with a hangover.

Hallucinate.

Wake up with a raging boner.
Try to walk it off?

Use reserve magic to revive yourself from your slumber, and then cast a sobering spell on yourself to make yourself steady.

Jackson: Wake up and change soiled underwear.

At 6/9/09 09:01 PM, Baleout wrote: Hallucinate.

That's called "dreaming".

You wake up somewhere, in what could possibly be a puddle of your own blood.

look out the window

check for a possible wound

Check and see if you still have any Whiskey in your skull mug/hammer.

Scratch that. Check to see if you still have any items on you whatsoever.

At 6/10/09 12:15 AM, Mexifry wrote: check for a possible wound

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Look out the window to see if the person who did this to you is anywhere nearby.

At 6/10/09 01:13 AM, InternetAddict wrote: Look out the window to see if the person who did this to you is anywhere nearby.

Standing up, you don't see any windows. You do see a small alcove with a light coming from above it, and a hole in the ceiling.

At 6/10/09 12:34 AM, xports wrote: Scratch that. Check to see if you still have any items on you whatsoever.

You don't have your pack!

Jackson--->Use>Finger>Blood

Jackson>Write in large, friendly letters the words "DON'T PANIC" on the ground.

look in the hole in the alcove

jackson: reopen wound

Examine the outside world from inside the METAL JERK that you fell through in your drunken stupor.

Also take wicked piss.

At 6/10/09 01:59 AM, Falconpunchr wrote: look in the hole in the alcove

You look in the alcove. Above you, you can see light pouring through a crack. It probably leads outside.

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Not wanting to bleed to death in a dark room, you hurry outside.

You're not exactly sure where you are.

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Examine the jugs outside of the houses.

AH its back :3... right

Jackson: Use spell : Cure light wounds onself
Jackson: spot check for anyone / thing
if spot check equals false then
Jackson: search check

At 6/10/09 03:55 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: Examine the jugs outside of the houses.

Doing so without alerting the occupants of the jughouse will require a lot of cunning, finesse, tactics, and subterfuge. Perhaps all that a mage of such fine caliber like yourself can muster.

Unfortunately, you botch your MOVE SILENTLY check, and take a lesson from the pages of Zelda.

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Inside the big clay jug, you find a smaller, glass jug. You are starting to wonder what kind of person runs this goddamn town.

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Pour the contents of the small jug on your wound.

At 6/10/09 04:29 AM, scottmale24 wrote: Inside the big clay jug, you find a smaller, glass jug. You are starting to wonder what kind of person runs this goddamn town.

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or you could drink it

Jackson: Use mage abilities to identify the strange liquid.

Just put it in your pocket for now. Waltz into the nearest building and demand to know where your pack and your kidney are.

Jackson: Check if kidney is still embedded in abdomen.