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Jackson: stop to wonder why your tiny feet don't fall right thru the cargo-net.

At 6/5/09 05:33 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Use charred hobo skull as a hammer to break open crates.

Oh, charred hobo skull. Mug, hammer; is there anything you can't do? You smash open the first crate. It appears to be full of mail. Nothing very exciting... or is there?

Well, I guess it has to be said...

Jackson:
Look at Porn.

Alternatively:
Look for concealed cash.

set fire to contents of box (because it's all paper, and fire is fun)

Jackson: take porn.
Jackson: masturbate.

*Jackson is improving his mage power...*

Jackson: look at porn
Jackson: scoff at porn as it involves your mother

Jackson: Find UPS package in crate

At 6/5/09 06:19 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Nothing very exciting... or is there?

No.
> Open second crate.

Jackson:Pick up PORN
Jackson:Use PORN on GIANT METAL JERK

Jackson: Grab the porn magazine.
Jackson: Use the porn mag to distract the Giant Metal Jerk.

Search mail for anything that could help you!

At 6/5/09 06:19 PM, scottmale24 wrote:

At 6/5/09 05:33 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Use charred hobo skull as a hammer to break open crates.

Oh, charred hobo skull. Mug, hammer; is there anything you can't do? You smash open the first crate. It appears to be full of mail. Nothing very exciting... or is there?

Jackson: Take porn. Surely something so valuable could come in handy!
Jackson: Cast Animate Box. Surely if it worked so great once?!

where did porn come into this story!?... anway

Jackson: use haste onself
Jackson: open an other box/crate

Okay guys, I'm going to be out of town in New York City for the weekend, so I'm not going to be able to update. I'm glad you all seem to love this so much, and the reception I've seen is positively overwhelming. However, I've requested this be locked so it doesn't fill up with requests.

We will return to our regularly scheduled adventures when I return home on monday.

Oh man, how I love the city. I had such an amazing time, and I'm sad to be home.

Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled program!

At 6/5/09 05:57 PM, Lundsfryd wrote: Jackson: stop to wonder why your tiny feet don't fall right thru the cargo-net.

Much like a spider, you carefully plan each step to land on an intersection of ropes, thus ensuring your stability on an around the net and net-areas.

Alternatively; magic.

At 6/5/09 07:48 PM, Baleout wrote:

At 6/5/09 06:19 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Nothing very exciting... or is there?

No.

Open the rightmost barrel petulantly, yet vivaciously.

Realizing that anything in that box would be a waste of time, you decide to move on to bigger, rounder containers.

You pop off the lid of the rightmost barrel. By the the mighty Forges of Moradin! DORFISH WHISKEY! You can feel your Alc-O-Meter tingling at the very sight of the amber liquor.

At 6/9/09 04:57 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Realizing that anything in that box would be a waste of time, you decide to move on to bigger, rounder containers.

They look like Kegs to me. Blast a hole in one of them and drink the contents!

At 6/9/09 05:01 PM, scottmale24 wrote: You pop off the lid of the rightmost barrel. By the the mighty Forges of Moradin! DORFISH WHISKEY! You can feel your Alc-O-Meter tingling at the very sight of the amber liquor.

Sorry for the DP... I didnt see this post.

Drink it.

But use your skull mug. Your a mage... A sophistocated mage!

Jackson: Drink whiskey and gain fight-ability: drunken master.

just a thought, but wouldn't it be a better idea to have suggestions pm'd to you?
it would eliminate the need to scan over so many posts and keep the thread size to a reasonable number of pages

anyway
jackson: shrink the barrel and place it in your inventory for later consumption

Jackson: Lift the whiskey barrel and pour it on the Giant Metal Jerk, just to see what happens.

Jackson: Use whiskey, charred hobo-skull and bits from your clothing to fashion a molotov cocktail!

Jackson: fill the skull with your whiskey (potion)

Use bottomlessness spell on skull mug allowing the entire keg to be poured into mug for keeping

1) Add the barrel lid to your inventory. It looks pretty useful.
2) Abscond with the whiskey.

At 6/9/09 05:05 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote: Drink it.

But use your skull mug. Your a mage... A sophistocated mage!

Ah, nothing like a mug of strong, high quality whiskey!
Your Alc-O-Meter flips shit

1 of 2

You black out.

Jackson: Wake up from coma.
Jackson: Wonder where your clothes went.

Jackson: Wake up with a really bad hangover. Lose some Dexterity or sometin leik dat.

You have been pwned by a grue. Restart?