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You have acquaried Used Condom!!

Jackson decides to leave the hut, after seeing to much inappropriate thing from his parents. Then, he comes across of a strange old man.

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At 6/3/09 03:09 PM, Zoidz wrote: Jackson decides to leave the hut, after seeing to much inappropriate thing from his parents. Then, he comes across of a strange old man.

You don't get it....

The person that made the character chooses where to go, and the OP decides the story.

At 6/3/09 04:11 PM, PsycoticDemon wrote: The person that made the character chooses where to go, and the OP decides the story.

Actually, everyone decides where the character goes. I just decide what happens.

For instance, "Run into woods screaming looking for a fight" would be a great suggestion.
"Then you run into the woods, find a man. He offers you two gold" Is not a suggestion at all.

I am sure you guys will get the hang of this eventually. If it's all confusing to you, I suggest reading a few pages of the original MS Paint adventures that I linked to in the first post instead of diving right it. All the commands there were given by people reading the comic, and given in the format that you read them.

In any case...

At 6/3/09 07:46 AM, LegolaSS wrote: Jackson: Go to happy forest
Jackson: search / spot check

You decide it best to head on your way. The trail leads you through Happy Forest, named after the legendary adventurer Richard Happy, who was found brutally slain after he went missing for a week in these very woods. Nobody knows what happened to him, but they do know that his entrails covered a record distance of 1.4 miles (or 2.25 km, because you're English).

There is an ancient evil here that does not sleep, much like venturing into a Wal Mart past 11pm. You find it best to stay on your toes.

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SPOT CHECK success! Ahead of you, in a bend in the path, you notice movement in a bush! An ambush! Perhaps a dragon, or some kind of hideous beast! What vile, possibly Lovecraftian in nature monster lurks in the shrubbery before you?

You stop, and decide to carefully plot out your next move.

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You grab a large branch off the floor and start poking the bush.

Jackson: viciously attack the bush with your wand.

You slowly sneaked up to the bush noticing something unusual.

Jackson goes and find an Used Condom, unfortunatley, he vomits and losses another 2 points of constitution.
Jackson have acquaride Used Condom!!

Jackson: Use your high Charisma skill to form an alliance with the bush.

Sorry for double post.

At 6/3/09 05:05 PM, Mr-Molotov wrote: Jackson goes and find an Used Condom, unfortunatley, he vomits and losses another 2 points of constitution.
Jackson have acquaride Used Condom!!

You're doing it wrong. You're only supposed to post the action of the character, not the result of the action.

oh, ok!
how about this!
Jackson -- Attack! -- Pancake Slam! (Lvl1) on the bush!

At 6/3/09 04:47 PM, Little-Eise wrote: Jackson: viciously attack the bush with your wand.

Deciding that the best defense is a good offense, you quickly dispatch of the bush with your burning hands spell, wielding your wand like a WWII flame trooper.

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After the smoke clears, you find the charred skeleton of a homeless man. Clearly some sort of... necromantic forces have animated this skeleton, and was waiting to ambush the next adventurer unlucky enough to pass by! Yes, that is surely what happened. You are such a great person.

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And with that, I leave for work. I'll be back around 1 am.

Jackson: Drink contents of bottle.

At 6/3/09 05:31 PM, scottmale24 wrote: After the smoke clears, you find the charred skeleton of a homeless man. Clearly some sort of... necromantic forces have animated this skeleton, and was waiting to ambush the next adventurer unlucky enough to pass by! Yes, that is surely what happened. You are such a great person.

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And with that, I leave for work. I'll be back around 1 am.

Jackson: Take booze
Jackson: say " I love it when a plan comes together"

remember the cigar in the previous pic?

Jackson:
"Bottle" -- (Options)
-Take
-Drink
-Kick
-Ignore

Pour contents of bottle into charred skull and drink from said skull

Jackson: Use bottle as your healing potion.

Jackson: craft Charred Hobo Skull into a Frightening Helmet

IMO, bottle is faithful magical companion, i mean, come on, it survived a magic wand, it has to be pretty badass

Jackson: Take booze

Jackson:
-Drink

Pour contents of bottle into charred skull and drink from said skull

Ahh, charred hobo ale, seasoned with victory. Is there nothing sweeter? Truly, this is the nectar of the gods. You savor every drop.

Your Alc-O-Meter raises slightly

At 6/3/09 07:53 PM, Little-Eise wrote: Jackson: craft Charred Hobo Skull into a Frightening Helmet

You don't possess enough skills necessary to craft such an item (HABERDASHERY 35 REQ'D), but you put it in your inventory should you run into a town's hatsmith or traveling helmcobbler.

You also stash the empty bottle, and notice that your pack appeared to be carrying rope. Neato!

Carry on to the next town and hit the bar for another drink. It would be a shame to let your Alc-o-meter falter!!!

Jackson: Use rope to hang skeleton from tree branch and frighten passersby with it.

Jackson, Use rope on tree, spot nearest settlements.

your in the wewds and no map ?!

Jackson: follow woodland path (stealthy)

At 6/4/09 03:00 AM, KoLdBLooD wrote: Carry on to the next town and hit the bar for another drink. It would be a shame to let your Alc-o-meter falter!!!

You decide it best not to dick around for too long inside cursed forests with misleading names and still smoldering corpses, so you make the best of your newfound inebriation by hurrying along the path in an attempt to get to the next town before you sober up.

Unfortunately, with your current less-than-stellar CONSTITUTION score, the alcohol has affected your perception more than you thought. Nothing much happens on your trip until you bump into a wall.

Wait a minute, that's not a wall...

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It's some GIANT METAL JERK. And he's blocking the path. YOUR PATH.

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