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The Duder Dilemma

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Hick-tory 25 Points

Defeat the boss

Red-headed step-child 25 Points

Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack

Corn-fed-erate soldier 50 Points

Earn 2500 points or more

Yokel Anesthetic 100 Points

Beat the boss without upgrading anything

Author Comments

Upgrade TheCriminalDuder's skillz to defeat the Unemployment Beast!

Note: Game is not saved between sessions in order to keep the high-score boards fair...it's a test of ENDURANCE :-D

Click "Keep Going" when you defeat the boss to fight a more difficult version of the boss.

Controls
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Arrows = Move
A = Attack
S = Jump
D = Turn on Shield
P = Pause

Commentary
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When we heard that The Criminal Duder was having trouble finding a job, Luis and I thought we could help out with a Boss Rush type game. All ad revenue goes to theCriminalDuder. We're pullin' for ya man!

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Buy all upgrades? it gonna take forever... unless someone tell me how to do RainbowPuke.

Mad skillz required. Although only fireballs damage the player and nothing else...

Great game! Reminds me of playing an old-school arcade game.

THE GRAPHICS THIS SO GREAT! AND THE MUSIC ALSO THIS GREAT! 5/5

O_O amazing. Reminds me of when I played Donkey Kong as a kid. Mixed with space invaders. Mixed with pure badassery.

5/5.