The Bar Pick-Up

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Test your pick-up skills in this game. Act like a dweeb and you'll find yourself alone watching Skinemax at the end of the night. Make the money moves and you just might get lucky. Brought to you by AlphaBeta.com

**Ending may seem awkward. A sequel is planned for this game (though might take awhile).

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this game is HORRIBLE! And these lessons are so terrible and dumb. 'Be in charge' Mark your territory' ? WTF is this? a dog eat dog world dating sim? The only good thing about this game is the blonde with the nice eyes.

You are missing the point of this interaction entirely IMHO. Sorry but I can not give this stars with the bad lessons and advice it gives.

If u wanna sex with me say it to me

Insulting to everyone involved. Poor pickup instructions dressed up as a game. I agree with the reviewer who said it was more "pick the least worst response of the three".

This was ok.

To be honest, half of the time, all three of the choices were bad. It was like choosing the one that sucked less.

The first thing you had to do was buy them drinks. Girls go to the club and expect to have a guy buy them a drink, never do that. It's ridiculous. Even if she asked you to buy her a drink, don't do it, it's a shit test. Tell her you just met her and you'd like to get to know her better before that. Buying her a drink is an AFC move. 2.

Learn a little more about game/pick-up before doing something like this. It still does have some positives, though, like not ignoring her friend.

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2.77 / 5.00

Feb 6, 2007
6:09 PM EST
Simulation - Dating