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At 11/28/06 05:10 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: MY GOD, ALL THE COLDNESS HAS SEEPED OUT OF MY BODY INTO MY COLD FINGERS.
bahhh.

I need my room all nice and cozy warm.

YES< and stay there to reflect on the fact you're making UNF UNF noises to people who have not had that for YEARS or DECADES almost.

THANK YOU

Monocrom please punish, thx

At 11/28/06 05:11 AM, Sarai wrote:

At 11/28/06 05:10 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

YES< and stay there to reflect on the fact you're making UNF UNF noises to people who have not had that for YEARS or DECADES almost.

I'VE NEVER UNFUNFED, THANKS.
pshaw.
I've been a nauuuughty girl.

THANK YOU

Monocrom please punish, thx

ohnoez, plzdun. :(

At 11/28/06 05:12 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

Monocrom please punish, thx

ohnoez, plzdun. :(

You may now have a unlimited post per thread, but I shall still make this post the best, winning no matter what your next post is....

Uhhh

thinks

You know when you sent me that picture of you in the shower, I like your tattoo on your butt....

Fatality, Sarai wins.... Embarresment.

At 11/28/06 05:15 AM, Sarai wrote:

At 11/28/06 05:12 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

Uhhh

thinks

You know when you sent me that picture of you in the shower, I like your tattoo on your butt....

Fatality, Sarai wins.... Embarresment.

Talk to Fyndir about seeing my rear. :P
HOWEVER, SUB-ZERO APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE, FREEZES SARAI, AND CARRIES HER OFF FOR AN ICY GOOD TIME.
:O
I wonder where they may go.

At 11/28/06 05:20 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
Talk to Fyndir about seeing my rear. :P

It doesn't involve you + sea creatures... squid... does it? *_*

fatality, humiliation ;-)

Also, where 'are I' going? ;-)

At 11/28/06 04:26 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: sexsexsexunfunfunf.
Oh god, the hormones. @_@

FYNDIR, WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU?

Ooops, looks like someone enjoyed my last chapter alittle TOO much. O_O
Put you in the mood but Fyndir missed it! I can just picture him screaming "Nooooo!" when he sees your post! :P

BTW, you really have a tattoo on your back? Not going to ask you for a pic. Just curious what it looks like.

I might punish you, I might not...... you'll just have to keep checking future chapters to find out. >:)

P.S. - I'm really hoping that's not you in Fyndir's infamous squid pic!
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To: positively-negative -

I wish I was a professional Writer. Sadly, no. :(
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To: Sarai-

Seems I put Jade "in the mood." How about you? :P

Don't worry, I'm not done with Jade's character...... yet. >:)

Can I have a pic of YOU, in the shower. Pretty please. :)

Also, Yeah; seems I CAN write a romantic love-scene...... Jealous? ;)
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To: tigerkitty-

I'm glad you enjoyed your romantic love-scene. :) Much <3.
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To: The-Omnipresence -

Thank You! Looks like I was able to pull off a romantic love-scene. :D

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To: EVERYONE -

The arguement with Peter was taken almost word-for-word with an arguement I had with a building Super named Peter in 1J, at a previous security job. The real arguement wasn't about keys or a blackout. Take out the word "keys," and a few other words, (leave in ALL the curses) and there you go! This was from 2 years ago..... yup, I don't forget $#^T! It just seemed perfect for the chapter, so I used it!

Next chapter = Either wed. or Thur. before 3pm....... Sorry, best I can do.

Whew! That was hawt! Loved it.

Loved the arugement with the building Super even more...conflicts can turn into Jerry Springer violence...mwahahaha.

Wasn't quite a love scene!

:/

It was a sex scene!

picky

You didn't comment me :,(

Jade does not have a tattoo on her back, nor anywhere on her body.
She is also not the person featured in Fyndir's squid picture.

I NEED TO DO SOMETHIGN WITH MY LIFE.

At 11/28/06 05:15 AM, Sarai wrote: You know when you sent me that picture of you in the shower, I like your tattoo on your butt....

picsplz kthxbai.

New chapter, yay!!!

I just finnished reading it, very nice.

So I was wondering if that "The Kenpo Master" from chapter 19 has a name or is it just "The Kenpo Master"??? Just curious for absolutely no reason what-so-ever :P

Can't wait for the next chapter :)

To: satan-

Glad you liked it. Once again, the arguement was lifted from Real Life.
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To: Sarai-

Damn! You are picky. For a guy, that was romance. But I'm not exactly done, yet.
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To: SSI-

I thought your last post was good enough to stand on its own. But..... feel better now? ;)
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To: Jade-

You are doing something with your Life..... You're Modding New Grounds. :P
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To: Fyndir-

Okay....... But what did you think of the chapter?
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To: Demeaning-

Jade already posted bobs, that should be good enough.
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To: Thunder-

The Kenpo Master has no name. He represents the various things we talked about over at the NG MAC regarding the problems that instructors have when trying to turn a profit...... He's also in the story for another reason. Keep reading future chapters to find out.

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P.S. - I'm working on the new chapter now. Please be patient folks.

At 11/30/06 12:22 PM, Monocrom wrote:

To: Jade-

You are doing something with your Life..... You're Modding New Grounds. :P

lololol.
Getting abusive PMs is like getting a paycheque. XD

To: Demeaning-

Jade already posted bobs, that should be good enough.

DON'T GO SEARCHING FOR IT.

Chapter 22: The Death of JadeTheAssassin.
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Monocrom sat on his coutch while Demeaning told him a tale of vampires, Kings, and a Back-Alley whore in Europe that he killed. Being a naturally skeptical person, Monocrom at first thought it was all a joke. But Demeaning made sure to bring along plenty of proof. When Alice left, it meant one less person on the team. Despite offering their help, the Boston organization wanted to know that Demeaning could get REAL results..... on his own. They'd help, but he first had to prove himself. Needing all the help he could get, he decided to ask his only friend if he would join the team. Demeaning presented the clans as blood-thirsty demons who were responsible for countless unsolved missing persons and murder cases.

Demeaning could be very charming when he wanted to be. It didn't take too long before Monocrom agreed to help. Before leaving, Demeaning presented him with a Silver letter-opener, and told him to always keep it close by. He'd be in touch....... once he actually came up with a plan.
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Jade spent very little time outside of her room. Fyndir told her it was for the best. Made everyone else around her less uncomfortable if they knew exactly where she was at all times. But she refused to listen to his other piece of advice. Jade refused to sneak out and run away after the Sun came up. This was her home, and she wasn't leaving...... no matter who thought she was insane. Even if it was Sarai. She was being stubborn. She knew Fyndir was right. All it took was for one vampire to become paranoid that JadeTheAssassin would come after them, and her life would be snuffed out. Still, it's not like she had anywhere else to go...... Or so she thought.

Sarai was surprised at Jade's reaction to the news that she was going to be sent over to tigerkitty's clan in exchange for one of her followers. Jade quietly stood in front of Sarai, and simply said, "Why?"

The calm reaction was unnerving for Sarai. She expected Jade to get upset, to cry, to scream "No!"....... But none of that happened. Sarai explained why the exchange was taking place. How it would unify the 2 clans, how Sarai needed this to take place in order to have support should SOAS ever decide to break the truce that existed between them. Sarai spoke of how this was a sacrifice that was necessary. Once done, Sarai prepared to spend several hours convincing Jade to go through with the exchange. Once again, Jade surprised her.

Fyndir had Jade's ear for several days. She remembered his words. She recalled them. He had been right about everything. Despite the fact that she loved Sarai, Jade knew it was over. She knew Sarai no longer felt the same way about her. Not anymore. No matter how sweet, warm, soft, and loving Jade was towards her; Sarai just could not love a lunatic. Jade realized that she now had a place to go. She didn't have to stay there and wonder when one of Sarai's followers would kill her, just because she was a lunatic. Jade heard of tigerkitty. An unlikely vampire Queen who was very affectionate with her followers, and who prized loyalty above all else...... even mental stability. Jade quickly agreed to the exchange. But she pretended she was doing it for Sarai's sake. And not because she knew that there was nothing left for her in Sarai's home.

When the exchange took place a few days later, Jade took the clothes on her back and Fyndir. She didn't need anything else. She didn't bother to tell Sarai about one of her missing followers. The one who had torn Fyndir to pieces and took his eyes. The one she tied up while she was still asleep. The one who ended up in the middle of a wheat field. The one who's eyes Jade cut out with a hook-bladed pruning knife...... a few minutes before sunrise. Jade told her it was only fair, since she took Fyndir's eyes. Jade loosened the ropes, and stepped back several feet. With a straight-face she watched the vampire scream in pain. She cursed at Jade, as she stumbled around trying to get her hands on her.

"Too bad...... You won't even get to see the sunrise before you die." Said Jade.

Hearing those words, the vampire desperately began to run away...... she didn't get very far. Jade climbed into her rental car and drove off before the entire field went up in flames.

As Jade slowly walked towards Tigerkitty, she kissed Fyndir on top of the head.
"See Bro, I told you that bitch would pay."
"I love you sis." Said Fyndir, as Jade stood in front of Tigerkitty and smiled like an Angel.

Sarai got a skilled, vampire bodyguard in exchange. It was time to introduce Jade to Revenant.
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Jade adjusted to her new clan extremely well. Tigerkitty now fed her, the same way Sarai used to. Like the vast majority of those who met her, Jade fell in love with Tigerkitty in not time flat. She was introduced to Revenant. He told her the truth. And when he did, she cried in his arms. He enjoyed comforting her. The three of them became inseperable. They would all go out during the day, and enjoy themselves! It wasn't too long before Jade wanted to make love with Tigerkitty. And she got her wish! Tigerkitty genuinely liked Jade.

One night Revenant wanted both of them in bed. He surprised Tigerkitty by saying he wanted Jade to be dressed. When they got into bed, Jade was in between a naked Tigerkitty, and a fully dressed Revenant. She held Jade with one arm while Revenant smiled at her. He kept asking her if she was happy with her new clan....... and with him as her new Guardian. That's when Tigerkitty realized that Revenant wanted Jade as a daughter, and not as a play-thing.

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CHAPTER 22:

--- PART II ---
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The next night, Revenant had a frank talk with Tigerkitty. He liked Jade the way she was, namely human. He wanted her to stay that way. Tigerkitty had no choice but to agree. He wasn't officially her King, not yet. But for all practical reasons, he was. After they ate, they decided to go out; just the two of them. Jade understood. They went down to the beach, took their shoes off and sat in the sand.

"Want to watch the sun come up?" He asked.
"Sure, it's not like I'm going to burst into flames." She replied with a smile.

He took off his shirt, and gently placed the side of her head against his heart; holding it there.

"It's strange. Instead of a vampire, it feels like there's an Angel leaning on me." He said.

She smiled and began to relax in his arms. She began to think about the other Queens, the ones who hadn't gotten their Kings yet.

"Those poor bitches." She thought to herself, as she began to cuddle with her King.

Revenant was now truly happy. He decided to take his two favorite ladies on a walk through Central Park, on a very warm Winter's day. He decided to avoid the large fountain since he knew that spot was covered with video cameras. Cops in NYC tried to keep it a secret, but they did a miserable job of that. Revenant actually stumbled onto that secret one day while having lunch by the fountain. He got a weird feeling, so he decided to try something. He sat by the fountain, eyeing everyone who walked by...... the way a mugger or rapist would look for potential victims. See who's unaware of their surroundings, who's walking around with their head down, who's on auto-pilot, who's not paying attention at all. Just sit there and look like a predator. Sure enough, twenty minutes later, a police van drove up close to the fountain. When the driver hit the brakes, Revenant got up and just casually walked away. The van's driver then did something completely stupid, he tipped his hand! When Revenant left, the driver slowly did too!

"Fucking police cameras by the fountain, Jade. Trust me on that. Let's head over towards Columbus Circle. I'm in the mood for ridiculously over-priced coffee. There's a Starbucks near there." He said with a smile.

As they made their way there, none of them saw the Sniper hidden almost half a mile away. He checked the .308 caliber Silver bullet that was seated in the brass case, and carefully loaded it into his Remington bolt-action rifle. He quickly zeroed in on his target, and fired!

The bullet struck Jade in the stomach, just a bit off center. Being a rifle round, it exited out her back. The tiny hole in the front of Jade's shirt was nothing compared to the Manhole-sized exit wound in her back. She fell to the floor instantly. Revenant grabbed her and dragged her over to a large rock wall. Tigerkitty was close behind. He had managed to drag most of Jade to safety. Some of her intestines were over by the spot where she had been shot. She was barely alive!

"She's dying." Said Tigerkitty.

"Please..... please help her! I can't lose her again! PLEASE!" He begged.

Tigerkitty bit into the side of Jade's neck. Then she used one of her claws to make a small cut in between her breasts. She pushed Jade's face into her chest, and told her to drink. And that's just what Jade did. It took several minutes for the new holes in her body to close up. Tigerkitty took out her cellphone and called the police. When they arrived, there was no sign of the sniper. The fact that Jade was covered in her own blood was explained away as just an overly heavy "period." The cops had to take his word for it....... considering that Jade was alive. Her "humanity" for lack of a better word was dead. She wasn't.

Tigerkitty walked through her mansion two nights later. She went to the Study, and sat down next to one of her Bodyguards.

"Why did you use a Silver bullet?" She asked him.
"I'm sorry my Queen, but we have no rifle ammunition. That round was from the last vampire hunter that your Majesty killed. It was either that or nothing." He replied.
"You are quite fortunate that you didn't miss." She replied.
"One question your Majesty?" He said as she began to get up from the table.
"Yes?"
"Why did you want Jade to be shot through the stomach?" He asked.
"As a vampire, I can cointrol her a bit better. As one, she'll never age. She'll be a cute teenager..... forever."
"Why is that important my Queen?"

Tigerkitty still had not told her clan that the young man she spent so much time with lately, was their King.

"Never you mind. Your Queen will reward you for this. You may tell the young human whom you have your eye on, about us. I'm sure she'll make a fine addition to my clan." She said with a grin.

Another stunning chapter, Great work.

Keep it up!

Um, Mono? Could you maybe not turn these stories into some cheap erotic literature?

Besides that, the stories are good. But really, cool it a little.

Lol, intestines.

Good story, good action. I agree with Alice, though.

Another great chapter filled with sex and violence. Loved it!

Vampires, bullets, and sex, three things that go together well.

Need...more....blood!!!!

Rawar!!!

A verry lame programer's joke.

I forgot the picture aren't I brilliant?

I hate this thread for some reason.

Sorry for not responding sooner, I got less than 20 hours of sleep..... for the entire week. Please find individual comments below:
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To: Alice-

I was afraid you were never coming back. I tried to go for a bit of romance. Even got PMs from other NGers saying I succeeded.

I'm genuinely sorry that you believe I failed. :(

Will do my best to keep in mind that the entertainment-value is what draws NGers to my stories.
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To: tigerkitty-

I suppose there are already a lot of NGers who are too pre-occupied with you.
9 posts, 941 views.
No need for me to add to the mix. Sorry.
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To: DPM-

Even sleep-deprived, I can still crank out chapters.
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To: Demeaning-

Yeah, large-caliber rifle bullets can do a lot of damage. You always see the tiny hole in the front, but never the giant exit-wound in the back, on T.V. shows.
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To: satan-

Thanks little sis. Sex and violence go together as well as PB & J (Just kidding).

Still, I'm reminded of all the guys you've beaten up who tried to hit on you. :D
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To: SSI-

You're a real fan. Thank you.
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To: The-Omnipresence-

Oh there's going to be alot more..... later on.
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To: lock-of-fear -

I don't think that's lame at all. :D
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To: Tod-

Not to worry, all the Regulars on NG love my story topics. All the Users I've never heard of, hate them.

I'm tired of being what you want me to be, feeling so faithless while under the surface.....

Miami Vice Soundtrack is great, pity about the film!

So, encore please. Next chapter!

Woah, I have been gone for about 4 days and there isn't an update. Wow?

Monocrom, please, moremoremoremoremore.

:(