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WOOHOO! CHICK FIGHT!

Loved it Mono, violence ftw!

*sorry Bobby*

Wowo, unexpected plot twist.

Unexpected character death.

Unexpected that Jade isn't a vampyre??? Doesn't she drink my blood.

Still very tired, 1am here.

x

Lol ur stories suck ass..i read ll of them and this is the gayest shit eva

At 11/16/06 09:00 PM, Judzfell wrote: Lol ur stories suck ass..i read ll of them and this is the gayest shit eva

Lol, fuck off then.

Also, when I said He in my above post, I meant She.

no one has broght this up so here goes:
it is quite posible Jade is a vampire, but Fyndir possesed her when she knocked the shit out of BobbyJenkins. Prehapps when being possed by Fyndir, Jade doesn't count as being a vampire and thus is imune to the sun's effects. I think it might be out of charicter for Jade to do that.

However, it is more then likely that I am incredibly WRONG. On Hydra-of-spore has made another appearance I am still utterly clueless as to what mono has planed as his role. As for those of you who are complaining about BobbyJenkins' death
a) thats mono's fucking style almost everyone in his stories ends up dead of messed up in some way shape or form
b) It's only a name, but I supose names are what you attach to them. Personaly if my user name died I would be far from crushed becuase I think I will always identify myself by my real name but meh, who knows.

Excuse the rants just throwing stuff out without any regard as to weather or not it will hit somone in the head.

~ a²+b²=c²

Thats what I like to see! Large amounts of blood for the Blood God! He shall reward you!!!

wow.... just wow you never cease to amaze and entertain.

Great work!!

Yummy new comments! Find individual responses below:
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To: Alice-

Harsh?...... Yup! Just like in Reality, sometimes things DON'T get better. Things continue to go downhill until a person dies. Sad fact of reality. Used your character to illustrate that point..... And also to build up Jade's character. But I did promise the 2 of you a gory, mud-soaked, blood-stained fight scene..... I keep my promises.

BTW, glad you're not pissed that I killed your character. :)
(Hope Jade isn't pissed..... she hasn't posted yet).
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To: lock-of-fear -

In case you're wondering, I have no clue how many chapters this story will be. The whole story is in my head, and I break it down into chapters as I go. In my last story, I didn't know until I posted chapter 13 that it was going to be 14 chapters long.

Jade is human, and Fyndir did not take over her body. I made sure to point those 2 things out in the chapter because I didn't want folks getting confused. Jade finally lived up to the rest of her name. LOL !

I think one of the best parts of my stories is seeing who'll beat the odds, and actually survive to the last chapter. Like playing Russian Roulette with rounds in 5 out of 6 chambers, instead of 1 out of 6. WHO FEELS LUCKY?! :D
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To: Demeaning-

Yeah, everyone loves Alice..... especially all of the horny 13 year-olds on NG. :O
Don't worry about the random spammer. He's just trying to make a rep for himself by posting in my thread.
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To: satan-

I had a feeling you'd enjoy it, little sis. ;)
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To: Sarai-

Liked my little twist? ;)
Yeah, Jade drank blood from your breast; as far back as chapter one. BUT...... it takes a blood EXCHANGE to turn a human into a vampire. And you never tasted her! Also, I left hints that she wasn't a vampire. When Jade was used as bait in the alley test, she and you were the only ones who didn't partake in the feeding frenzy. As a Queen, you'd never eat in front of your followers. As a human, Jade was only interested in your blood. Jade never drank anyone else's blood. When the Sumjacks attacked, Fyndir (in Jade's body) used a silver letter-opener WITHOUT gloves! When the Sun began to rise during the attack, You shouted at Jade to get back into the mansion because they were starting to surround her..... not because the Sun was rising! I left clues! >:)
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To: Fyndir-

Yeah, good idea. Jade's character is only SLIGHTLY more insane than the real thing. ;)
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To: The-Omnipresence-

Oh yes! Stick around, there WILL be more blood!
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To: DPM-

Thank You, my Good Sir. I try my best. :)

HOLY HELL, MOD FIGHT. XD

Well, that was incredibly gory. :D
Sure, I may not be able to do that irl, but still... >: )

Nice chapter...

At 11/17/06 12:01 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: HOLY HELL, MOD FIGHT. XD

Yup, just one of the reasons I like including Mods in my story. :D

Well, that was incredibly gory. :D

I told you both a few weeks ago that it would be. >:)

Sure, I may not be able to do that irl, but still... >: )

Who says? I think you could kick her ass! :P

Nice chapter...

Thank You!

At 11/17/06 01:08 PM, Monocrom wrote:

At 11/17/06 12:01 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: HOLY HELL, MOD FIGHT. XD

Yup, just one of the reasons I like including Mods in my story. :D

Well, that was incredibly gory. :D

I told you both a few weeks ago that it would be. >:)

Sure, I may not be able to do that irl, but still... >: )

Who says? I think you could kick her ass! :P

Nice chapter...

Thank You!

I think we (BobbyJenkins, Jade and I) could kick your ass then humiliate and dominate you.

So anyway, next chapter?

Also, to be honest, you may be the greatest NG writer but you've not managed romantic sex yet, just violent or otherwise distrubed :p

Uhh, don't read my attempt a few months ago

Soo... uhhh... do you need us lot to practice with you? :p

Next chapter!

That was kinda hard to for my stomach not too long after eating, but it was still a damn great chapter.

At 11/18/06 06:52 AM, positively-negative wrote: That was kinda hard to for my stomach not too long after eating, but it was still a damn great chapter.

You little weakling ;-)

x

At 11/18/06 06:10 AM, Sarai wrote: I think we (BobbyJenkins, Jade and I) could kick your ass then humiliate and dominate you.

Yay! ....... I mean ...... er...... Mercy?
I doubt if Jade is capable of humiliating anyone. Maybe if she lived off of sour lemons instead of sweet, sweet sugar. ;)
You and Alice are so thin, I'd just take the little Love Taps. Could we do it in the kitchen though? You two keep swinging while I make myself a sandwich. LOL !

So anyway, next chapter?

Before Sunday night..... You're not the only one tired as Hell.

Also, to be honest, you may be the greatest NG writer but you've not managed romantic sex yet, just violent or otherwise distrubed :p

The romantic sex happens later. Too early for that.

Uhh, don't read my attempt a few months ago

I though women would be good at romantic sex.

Soo... uhhh... do you need us lot to practice with you? :p

Nope! ........ I just need YOU for a bit of "practicing." :)

Next chapter!

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NEXT CHAPTER: Before Sunday Night...... For those who missed it.

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To: positively-negative -

You should know better than to eat right before reading my story. ;)

Chapter 18: When the rain stopped...
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Jade was sound asleep in Sarai's bed. Sarai sat by the window, watching the rain coming down. She turned her head, and looked at Jade. Now the problem of what to do with her devoted little lunatic had gotten worse. When Sarai had returned to the cave, she couldn't believe her eyes! When she learned the full story, from both Jade and her own Followers, Sarai had wished she had chosen a different spot for Jade's punishment. Sarai decided that Jade's punishment would be the beating and injuries that she suffered from Bobby Jenkins. Injuries such as her broken arm and busted-open head! Injuries that went unhealed for several hours until Sarai returned. True to her word, Jade didn't move from the spot where she sat down. She kept a protective eye on the rest of Sarai's Followers in the cave.

Despite being grateful to Jade for being alive, all of Sarai's high-ranking Followers who were in the cave expressed their concern. They pleaded with Sarai not to turn Jade into one of them. What made it worse was the fact that they all pleaded individually! Sarai had failed to keep Jade's insanity a secret. The only silver-lining was that they didn't know about Fyndir. Another thing that made it worse was the fact that Jade earned a new title as, "Jade The Assassin." The title of "The Assassin" was given to clan members who were very good at killing Hunters and Sumjacks. A somewhat rare title among the 5 clans, Jade was the only human to ever earn it!

"What am I going to do with you?...... My little assassin." Thought Sarai, as she walked over to the bed. Sarai thought about how easy it would be to just pick up the little thing sleeping in her bed, and snap its little neck. So quickly, that Jade wouldn't feel a thing. She'd still be asleep..... she'd just never wake up again. So easy, so quick and painless.

Sarai ran her fingers through Jade's hair. Jade smiled and began to purr like a little kitten, still fast asleep. Sarai couldn't do it. How do you kill someone who has given you everything that they are? Someone who loves you with every fiber of their being. Someone who literally squeaks with joy every single time you touch them. Sarai climbed into bed, an hour later she found Jade naked and on top of her; as usual, and still asleep. Lying on her back, Sarai wrapped her arms around Jade's naked body, and drifted off to sleep as well.

The rain continued to fall.
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Dobio stood outside in the alley. His two Associates stayed with the car. When he didn't get the answer he wanted, he started beating the informant with his stout walking stick. He felt a bit silly standing out in the rain in his white suit, beating yet another informant who knew nothing. Dobio's patience had worn thin. He still had no clue who massacered everyone in his club. He wanted names, he wanted addresses, he wanted the names of their 3rd grade teachers! And he wasn't going to stop until he got them! This informant died like all the others, with a bullet in his skull.

Dobio walked back to the black Lincoln Continental. He got into the back seat with one of his Associates, while the other one drove.

"Ah boss, I got that info you wanted."
"Address of Tony the troll?" Asked Dobio.
"Yeah..... Say boss, how many more of these guys are we going to..... you know."
"Until one of these cocksucking S.O.B.s tells me what I want to know! Replied Dobio.
"Well, it's just that a lot of these guys are police-informants. Cops are gonna start wondering what's happening to their supply of snitches."
"Those idiots couldn't find their asses with a hooker's thumb shoved inside of them..... Let's get something to eat guys, on me." Said Dobio.
"Boss, your outfit is covered in blood."
"Okay, then one of you go into the restaurant; and get our meals To Go. And crank up the wipers, I think the rain is getting worse!"

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--- END OF PART I ---

Chapter 18:

PART II
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As the rain continued to fall, Demeaning drove down to Boston. He was hopeful that this trip would be better than his "European vacation." The-Hydra-of-Spore sat next to him in the passanger seat.

"You know, you still haven't told me why I had to come along?"
"Relax. You'll find out." Replied Demeaning.
"It's just that, I hate Roadtrips. I really do."
"Trust me, I'm bringing you along for a VERY good reason." Said Demeaning, with a smile and a wink.

Demeaning met with the leader of the vampire hunters in Boston. A small group of hunters were being taught how to kill vampires. The-Hydra-of-Spore was asked to share his knowledge with the class, while Demeaning spoke some more with the leader.

"Well, there's a number of ways to kill them. Silver works great! Will even kill a Queen. Doesn't even have to be solid silver. We use silver-coated bullets. But for some reason, the rounds jam when used in semi-automatic handguns; so we use revolvers. Vampires can easily heal their own wounds, unless those wounds are caused by something made out of silver. Chopping off their heads works too. But you got to get in close, and have back-up to distract the vampire. Also, unless you have the advantage of the element of surprise, it's always best to hunt with back-up. You can burn them to death, but don't expect one to be scared, if you pull out your Zippo and wave it around like a retard. There's more...."

"If you destroy their bodies, they die. Grenades work best for this. We have one documented case of several Mexican workers who hacked a vampire to death with their machetes. You can also drown one in running water. But good luck being able to hold their head down long enough. What doesn't work is crosses, or wooden stakes to the heart. Vampires have a layer of bone that protects their heart. You're not breaking through that with anything made out of wood! Garlic?...... Save it for your Pizza. If you just want to restrain one..... first of all, why? But get yourself some silver-coated chains. Any questions?"

He was happy to see that there weren't any. He came back into the leader's office. Demeaning told him he had some good news and some bad news.

"Well, the bad news is..... you did a shitty job of pretending not to be a traitor!"

Demeaning pulled out an S&W model 10 and shot The-Hydra-of-Spore in the crotch! He collapsed to the ground, screaming in pain. The other hunters rushed into the leader's office.

"It's okay." He told them.

They stood around while Demeaning fired another bullet into his crotch!

"Maybe you should just kill the traitor." Said the leader.
"Not yet, I'm not done giving him his sex-change operation. One more bullet should do it." Smiled Demeaning.
"What are you going to do then? Fuck him to death?" Replied the leader, with a grin.
"Hmmm..... naw he might enjoy that!" Said Demeaning as he fired off a 3rd round into his crotch.

Shot number 4 finally put the poor bastard out of his misery.

"You wanted him to see it coming, didn't you?" Asked the leader.
"Yup."
"How did you know he was a traitor?" Asked the leader.
"He was the only one who hid out at his own apartment. Only one who didn't seem mildly concerned about SOAS coming after him. Only one who never looked me in the eye!" Replied Demeaning.
"Say, you never mentioned what's the good news." Said the leader.

Demeaning pointed to the small window in the basement office.

"The rain stopped."

Ouch X/. Getting shot four times in the crotch must suck.

"Hardcore, do you want more?"

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"What the hell are you waiting for?"

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I love your chapters dear, seriously, General Forum really has nothing except people's stories anymore... Keep it up :)

I feel so untouchable. :D

Still, yay. Nice to see a chapter today. Yayyyyyyy.

At 11/19/06 01:09 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I feel so untouchable. :D

Still, yay. Nice to see a chapter today. Yayyyyyyy.

*touch*

Deal with it you post-whore!

;-)

Ha ha ha ha!

Crotch shots always make me laugh!

And the rain stopped! Thats always good news.

At 11/19/06 03:59 PM, Fyndir wrote:

At 11/18/06 05:30 PM, Monocrom wrote: I doubt if Jade is capable of humiliating anyone.

You'd think that.

Yup!

You'd be wrong. =P

She hurts you to show she loves you...... Besides, you know you like it! :P

Also, worth pointing out that ever since you started having problems with posting I've been keeping a backup of the entire story on my computer.

Thank You!

It's just hit 40 pages (40th page is full though, so the first line of the next chapter will make it 41) of text, there's a few line-gaps between chapters but I plan to neaten it up to a new page for each chapter and then find somewhere to host it as a single story.

I feel so special.

With the credit given to me, obviously. ;)

Ha ha...... Sarai would hunt you down and kill you. ;)
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To: The-Omnipresence -

Who doesn't laugh at a crotch shot. ;)
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To: Sarai-

Oh don't worry...... I've got no problem keeping it up. :D
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To: Jade-

I have a feeling I made your day. :)

BTW, if you're ever feeling lonely, I'm sure that there are quite a few NGers who would love to "touch" you. :P
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To: SSI-

Nope! 3 crotch shots, followed by 1 to the head.

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NEXT CHAPTER = Monday before 3pm.

I am so fucking badass, It's unbelieveable.

At 11/19/06 04:48 PM, Monocrom wrote:

To: The-Omnipresence -

Who doesn't laugh at a crotch shot. ;)

The guy getting it in the crotch, even if you didnt die from the pain, all of the blood vessles down there would be reptured causing the victim to die of blood loss and even if you didnt die the victim would commit suicide for being a genderless abomination.

Great stuff!

its going to be hard to wait till Monday.

At 11/19/06 07:12 PM, DrunkenPirateMacer wrote: Great stuff!

its going to be hard to wait till Monday.

Not for me! For me, it's going to feel like the tail-end of today.

Woke up at 4:30pm, off to work at 9:00pm, back home at about 10pm, organize my thoughts, post chapter before 3pm, hit bed!

Damn typo!

Make that back home at 10:00 AM.

Has anyone seen the movie Running Scared? With the undercover cop in the mafia that shoots another cop in the nuts? Fucking hilarious and graphic movie. I loved it. That one part in the story just reminded me of that movie.

Great chapter, bro! Once again....I applaud your amazing power of making women sound like lesbians. XD

ATTENTION EVERYONE:
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As some of you known, NG was down for awhile so liljim could update the site.
Unfortunately, that means I didn't get a chance to post the next chapter today; as promised.
Sorry. It's too late for me to type it up today before going to bed, to get up for the nightshift.

So........

NEXT CHAPTER = Tuesday, before 3pm

Meh, weak excuse, you should have typed it up in CPO and e-mailed to me!

:/

Or used WORD!

*kick ribs*