I love it when random peeps bump this :)

Well, I thought it was a good idea. I don't post much, but I just had to when I saw this thread. It made me kinda sad to see "Jesus kills, eats, and rapes children, sometimes in that order: The Game" repeated over and over. Like that's never been done before.

At 6/5/06 10:07 AM, I-Am-The-Sex wrote: columbine the game

im not describing it

It's been done.

Super Columbine...

Is it just me or does anyone find it odd how often people who hold strong religious beliefs always seem to want to voice their disgust over things that they don't agree with due to their religious stance, yet we rarely see agnostics or atheists go round telling people with strong religious beliefs how they are disgusted with the fact that they are happy believing in their ancient and outdated scribblings then trying to enforce the idea's and rules of said scriptures on the people of the country where their religion is folowed by the majority of that country.

Why is it that I have to like by many rules set down by the bible just because I live in a mainly christian society. Or to a more extreme case how people living in muslim or islamic country can get lynched due to their clothes or their appearance or actions (For instance the girl who was stoned and kicked to death recently by the locals for being in a relationship with a sunni boy).

Religion is the root of most evil and I hope one day the world will come to realise this.

Rant over......................

A boxing game where you play as political and religous leaders. You get extra points for raping K.Oed bodies. Characters include Jesus, buddha and Hitler who all have special abilities such as Tony Blair calling in Gordon Brown who owns the whole audience then bum rapes them :)

Schindler list : The Game

Guinea Pig: The Game. it would be a br00tal torture simulator

The game involves pressing buttons at the correct time to be shown child porn. It's also really user friendly, as it shows the child porn even if you don't press the buttons.

At 5/14/07 12:58 PM, TheMaster wrote: The game involves pressing buttons at the correct time to be shown child porn. It's also really user friendly, as it shows the child porn even if you don't press the buttons.

fucking win

Thomas, the game.

You play the role of thomas finkelmire. An average everyday male no real social fuck ups. Until one day your parents have a new baby girl. You can't help but notice how soft and peachy clean her skin is, how cute it is when she gurgles random gibberish. And its at that moment that you know you must have her. So your mission thru the first portion of the game is to rape, sodomize, probe, and just plane tourture your little baby sister. From that point on your whole existance is based and justified by how many other peoples kids you could rape.At one point god threatens to slay you, but using your knowlege of christianity you repent, and all is forgiven. So it woudl have like a GTA style wanted meter where if it gets to high god will start going against you, and you could just go to confessional to repent. Also, there will be lots of blood, as after a certain period you begin to decapitate and eventually eat the babies you rape. All of this on a big HdTv as it will be on the 360, and all you can do is either hsut it off or watch him rape babays, because each new rape is a cut scene all its own,and theres no way to skip it.

You start as any ol' white male. You make your own name, and start your own religion, make your own rules, Icon, Monument, ect. This religion needs to consume the globe. there are multiple stages to the game.

Stage 1: Local Support. You live in a quaint, suburban town outside of NYC. You need to recruit the entire neighborhood into your religion. How, you ask? All sorts of ways. Rape family members, Death threats, deface town monuments with your Religon's Symbol/Name. Just get support of your neighbors, and turn your town into a Monotheism. Once the whole county believes, you can fry bigger fish.

Stage 2: Collecting States. Enough people know about your religion to show it to other people, in any way. Spoken word, handing out books, Graffiti of the name, you basically have a cult working for you. You still take part in it though, weather it's doing the dirty work WITH your followers, or sending people in droves to carry out your wishes. You eventually manipulate politicians, and gain larger support until a whole state is a monotheist. Once you have a state, you can do most anything within the boundaries, now that you have protection by the constitution with state's rights and all. Annual Sacrifices, Propaganda in your state's Televisions, radios, schools, and so on. Larger steps.

Stage 3: Rallying Countries. you now have larger groups of people, who will obey your every command. After all, their either slaves to your belief, or people have eventually understood this religion IS the real thing. You do things on larger scales, but now other religions are fighting back. Catholicism, Buddhism, Shiites, Hindus (All displayed with shockingly racist appearances) begin to group together and physically assault your groups. These become mini-games, Turning into GTA-esque fighting games. You lead your followers into a battle against other religions, with guns and knives and such. Winner gets the land at stake. Albeit the normal aspects from stages 1 and 2 are going on, with the rape and threats and such, but thats a smaller part of the game. you work at this until you control the United States of America as your monotheist country. The flood gates are open. with the support of a country, You Can Take On The World.

Stage 4: Global Control. You can now send thousands, millions of your people into other countries, converting the masses. Battles become larger, and more religions become involved. Once you control the other countries, you get more resources, and of course, more followers.
But Wait! Things begin to get strange. As you begin to control more, Gods from other religions will begin to come after you themselves. Zeus, Buddha, Athena, Mohammad, even Jesus will all try to overthrow you and return the earth's balance. think of it as Godzilla and another monster attacking eachother. As you beat each one, you harness more godly powers, until you can control things like the weather, tidal conditions, famines, ect. Bring about terrible floods to those who ignore you. Starve the ones who fend off your believers, And have the world at your fingertips. Continents will be held. More and more will understand,
There is one way of life: Yours

That'll be the tagline for the game.

You work and work until you have a death grip on Earth. The World Is Yours At Last.

End Credits.

BUT WAIT! THERES MORE?
If you get everything in the game, absolutely everything. then you can begin exploring space. You can find Aliens, their planets and their technology, and overthrow them. Harness their resources, and move on. You can begin to control Solar Systems, Galaxies. Some planets will be weak, others will fight hard, but with enough effort, no one will deny your beliefs.

The Universe Will Bow Before You. The Deity Of Everything. The Only God.

I Think I Win.

You are Jack Thompson.

a prison break game....

i dunno...

You play as a man's penis impregnating women.

Bringing this thread back to life:

Game title:
Rosie O'Donnell nude photo shoot.
'Nuff said.

Rape, rape, rape, rape, and more rape.
Rape men, rape women, rape children.
Rape because you're racist, rape because you're sexist, rape because you fucking well CAN.

ok, how about this, you play as BEDN and you have to complete hacking newgrounds before Tom and Wade find out it was you hacking them,

You play an angsty, atheist, texan teen who gets so pissed off at the church and his parents that he goes into churches and kills everyone, as he gets more notorious he moves to different places, destroying all the churches as he goes along, the final round is when he gets killed, he storms heaven and kills that guy who calls himself god, and ends up ruling everything under a reign of total peace and harmony after the chaos he created.

At 6/4/06 12:43 PM, OmnusOmega wrote: How about Brokeback Mountain: The Game

With Wii motion controls and penis peripheral.

Newgrounds: The game.

"Destroy all Immigrants" were you go round killing Immigrants and eventualy face a boss in an embassy. Each level is a diffrent country were the immigrants come from.

At 6/4/06 12:40 PM, Idocreating wrote: Lets face it, controversiality sells. GTA: San Andreas probably shifted extra copies once the Hot Coffee mod was discovered and Manhunt probably sold more when it appeared in the news as it was though to be the cause of the death of a teenager who was stabbed, more copies were probably shifted through curiousity.

So screw content, graphics and gameplay. Lets invent a game designed to be as controversial as possible. Winner gets an E-Cookie. I'll start.

You play as Jesus, with a big chaingun. And you have to kill everyone in the Vatican for misinterpreting the Bible. And you get health by raping the dead corpses of the male bishops. Then you go and kill all the supporters of the other religions for being blasphemous. Then you kill and the black people in the world and endit all with a spliff.

I doubt any of you can top that.

You are muhammed, and your goal is fucking with as many dogs as possible, and you have to take of your clothes and strip for them, wank, and blow em until they cum all over your newly white face.

Of course there are a selection of chars, such as:

Bin laden
Saddam
Muhammed
Allah
A muslim man
A muslim woman
A muslim child.

At 6/4/06 12:40 PM, Idocreating wrote: Lets face it, controversiality sells. GTA: San Andreas probably shifted extra copies once the Hot Coffee mod was discovered and Manhunt probably sold more when it appeared in the news as it was though to be the cause of the death of a teenager who was stabbed, more copies were probably shifted through curiousity.

So screw content, graphics and gameplay. Lets invent a game designed to be as controversial as possible. Winner gets an E-Cookie. I'll start.

You play as Jesus, with a big chaingun. And you have to kill everyone in the Vatican for misinterpreting the Bible. And you get health by raping the dead corpses of the male bishops. Then you go and kill all the supporters of the other religions for being blasphemous. Then you kill and the black people in the world and endit all with a spliff.

I doubt any of you can top that.

beat this you play a child molestor and you mett teen girls on the internet for sex and when there there you could rape and kill them and take pictures of them on the inter net kipnapp them and you have to avoid crhris hansen and all sex is un held back and interactive

At 11/4/06 12:21 PM, UnmutteringMatt wrote: Custers Revenge, anyone?

sorry for double post but if that got remade it would be banned in like 12 seconds

At 10/21/08 12:52 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: Newgrounds: The game.

I'd complain.

Every natural, terrorist, racial or uber lulz worthy thing ever happend in this world + every word is "Fuck, Cunt, Shit.. Etc" Whilst two old men sexually molest a child....

Hanging's, crucifictions, beheddings and rape....

All on the WII ^_^

Saw a photoshop for a game on the DS

Nintenhoes: Paris and friends

You're playing as Jezus and you have to kill all the black people in order to 'spread the light'.
Then, after you killed all the black people you have to take a shit on them and then eat their bodies.
But you can't do that after you chopped off atleast 35 heads and juggled them in the air for 56 minutes.

You became fat from eating all the with shit covered black decapitated bodies, so you got to kill all the jews while running in order to lose weight.
You kill the jews by farting on them, since they always die from gas.

Then you have to fight Allah in a final battle, he throws sacrificed goats and sheeps covered in hot tortilla sauce.
This final fight is happening on top of an airplaine.
And then, when you think that you're winning, the plaine suddenly strikes into the World Trade Center and kills Jezus and Allah.

And they all burn in hell happily ever after.

Oops, I'm sorry.. Did I offend you?

At 6/4/06 01:01 PM, KemCab wrote: You play as Mohammed and you have to rape little boys and girls in order to go to the next level. You get bonus points for raping the corpses of the people you behead with your Righteous Sword of Allah. Extra points if they're male, little children, blacks, Jews, Gypsies, Christians. You lose points if they're Muslim, and people stone you to death if you kill too many of them.

Along the way you get to savagely murder the bestial Joseph Smith, Jesus, Vishnu, The Great Spaghetti Monster, Drew Pickles, Strawberry Clock, and Wade.

If you win you see a cutscene with Muhammad and Allah eating bacon and getting wasted on top of a mountain of raped beheaded bodies.

That ones the best

I think a children's platform game with two lines from the qu'ran in the licensed background music would be very controversial, because some awkward muslims would fight to have it removed and the game banned.

Oh, wait...!