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How about the 'Stick things in your ass' game.
Starts off with insects, then the finale is for sticking god in your ass.

I wins.

At 6/28/06 11:27 AM, FreelanceV1 wrote: How about the 'Stick things in your ass' game.
Starts off with insects, then the finale is for sticking god in your ass.

I wins.

Strangly compelling.

Probably be more controversial if it was the prophet Mohammed...hell...probably cause a repeat of all that bullshit that happened when Mohammed was depicted in a cartoon, except 10x worse!

LOLZ!11!!!! bESt GAME EVERZ!!!!11!!11

You shoot black people and gays, and throw quarters into the street and shoot all the jews who flock to it to pick it up. Then go home and eat all the food that a woman made for you.

Ok i have one.

The black plague epidemic has begun again. One country of over10 million people are infected and threaten to continue the spread. Your job is to commit a mass genocide without the help of Neclear wepons & the material that come off a gun after fires mutates the plague making it spread through the air. So you and 2 million other must kill all these people wiht only blunt wepons. You have to watch the pain in their eyes as you kill their children. Over 250 hours of gameplay if your stomache can handle that much.

At 6/28/06 06:42 PM, Method2k5 wrote: Stuff

Actually, it would be a lot more controversial if you were trying to spread the plague as far as you could,

At 6/28/06 06:44 PM, IdoMuffin wrote:

At 6/28/06 06:42 PM, Method2k5 wrote: Stuff

Actually, it would be a lot more controversial if you were trying to spread the plague as far as you could,

Ahhh and Hilary Cliton picks up the Machine gun to start it..

At 6/4/06 12:40 PM, Idocreating wrote: You play as Jesus, with a big chaingun. And you have to kill everyone in the Vatican for misinterpreting the Bible. And you get health by raping the dead corpses of the male bishops. Then you go and kill all the supporters of the other religions for being blasphemous. Then you kill and the black people in the world and endit all with a spliff.

I doubt any of you can top that.

Great story!I wont be able to top that!I can try but..no...no.no i cant!

Heres a try:

You are a homeless bishop who rapes little boys at night and girls at day!

Penis: The Movie: The Game

How about you play either God, Allah, G-D, Xenu, Mary, Jesus or whatever (I know the first three are the same thing just depends on your religion) and you have to make a skat porno the futher you get into the game you unlock more types of poop and for the final mision you have to eat a piece of sweetcorn from the poop also you get bonus points for same sex films (more offensive).

Well, heres my idea.

You can choose two characters, one is the classic Ku Klux Klan member and the other is a part of the Black panters.

You go threw the city killing people that have different sking colors, each person that you kill gives you more points, children are extra points, they are the seed of the devils.

Also, you can rape, torture, destroy, and you get special abbilities for each character.

Incest if you choose the KKK and stealing if part ot the panters.

Then you get world domination and can destroy evey single culture you don`t like, you can send nukes to the filthy countries or biological weapons. This is complemented with an awesome cinematic of the nuke destroying everything and the chemicals infecting people.

At 6/4/06 12:46 PM, KrazyKorean4 wrote: Well...Ok, here goes.

You play a young German kid that's part of the Hitler Youth. Your mission is to hunt down and kill as many Jews as possible. You team up with members of the KKK to maim and kill all foriegn people on Earth. You get health by nostril raping senior citizens. You get levels up when you actually make plans to assassinate the President of the United States, and you actually have to make the plans. You submit them to the game console, then you have to see if you can go do it. You beat the game when you actually go out and kill all the Jews.

That's not bad.

They have actually made a game that's 75% like what you just said!
It's called "Ethnic Cleansing," and was all over the news.

You live in a cyberpunk world of tomorrow. You are an assasin, or rather a merchant, as silent killing isn't really your bag. More like throwng a steam roller on a guy, shoting his face off with a portable anti-aircraft rifle and then peeing on the remains. That's one of the boring middle missions. The game will involve chainsaw rape, shooting 20 feet long metal poles, small nuclear explosives and heavy vehicles. And big guns.

BUT WAIT! it gets better. It's an interactive town, or a metropolis. It has a huge red light district with bondage, alien/tentacle rape, young girls (as in OH LAWD, IS DAT SUM LOLI), all part of actions you can partake in. Maybe even kill them afterwards. That just costs extra.

Also, YES, there will be a horde of zombies.

Let's play a controversial game based on today's governmental issues.

You play as a gay guy trying to make it to an orgy, on the way you encounter Iraq and Iran extremists, and the only way to get past them is by burning the american flag. When you get to the gay orgy, you must play the world's most violent video game where you do nothing but use a machine gun to kill priests and old women. To prove you are worthy to get into the gay orgy, you must rape a baby, then you are rewarded with a cinematic of gay porn, and a gay marriage ensues with Dick Cheney and Bush humping eachother as the grooms.

Anyone like?

You play as Jesus, who's naked and has a cross tied to his hands, and he's holding it on his back, and you have to kill Allah and his evil pirate zombie nudist robot ninjas. With a sword, chainsaw, or an AK-47.

A violent game modeled after GTA that allows you to play as Jesus?! Now that's a scary thought!

None will top this...

You play as god, or satan and you're at war with hell or heaven satan rapes children, goth, emo, gay, lesbian, animals, and paedophiles while god gets points for killing christians and goes into rampage mod for killing a muselim, jew, gay person when hes in rampage he turns into a nude woman with boobs the size of the capital buildings and his body is the equal in size... plus god in his feemale mode still has a penis... he can stay in that mode by eating celebrites, babies christians, and arabs. Satan can instantly win by fucking god in his female mod for 2 years straight while over 4 million christian children watch while having there intestenes slowly ripped out by insane Zombie Arabs!

The game begins in a rusty, broken down warehouse, where you stumble from being knocked out for several hours by the butt of a shotgun. You are presented immediately by two redneck, catholic, budhist, islam, christian, arabic, aramaic, satanist, vegetarian communist, homosexuals, who attempt to kill you by playing a tape of snuff films shown on Ogrish.

The powerups are flaming bibles, and you sexually assault schoolchildren to get 20% health, 30% armor for killing them afterwards. The story involves you, a simply african american, Jewish, Athiest to overthrow the catholic church and their sinister ways. The final boss is a giant queen spider, (ala South Park <3) whom you must defeat by thowing dead flaming babies. The end scene shows you 69ing a nun while she screams in German whilst holding up a picture of Hitler, with smudged lipstick on the face.

Do I win? :D

At 7/4/06 06:06 PM, xboxbob11 wrote: A violent game modeled after GTA that allows you to play as Jesus?! Now that's a scary thought!

A few modifications to an existing GTA game for the PC and it's a reality my friend.

I've seen it done with a Gundam Mech.

At 7/10/06 08:56 AM, Idocreating wrote: I've seen it done with a Gundam Mech.

I want to have sex with your sig so very badly.

The most controversial game you say? I’m going to hell…

The game will be created using the well known GTA engine, and you play the part of Ivan Sunovabitch, a vodka addict who in his spare time likes to jerk off to pictures of dismembered children and cleans up afterwards using pages from the Quran. Some the missions require you to commit arson against buildings such as chapels, hospitals and orphanages, bonus points are given by the amount of hostages that are left to burn alive at the time of said arson. And much like GTA, you have unlimited freedom on the streets and the unsuspecting public, only you have children as well as adults, which opens up the mini game option where you may strangle them, rape them, ect… or throw them into the boot of your car and drive like a lunatic, bonus points are given by how swiftly you dispose of them in this manner. And after gaining enough money through murder, extortion, paid sex, and assassinations on wealthy political figures, you receive access to Jack Thompson’s private holiday resort… where you then decapitate him (urinating down his throat is optional) nail him to a wall, and then proceed to commit necrophilia on his corpse, all the while a video camera broad casts these images to children’s and religious T.V. networks around the world. Again, gaining bonus points through the combos you may perform…. Then you blow your brains out…

Top that….. Please don’t actually…

At 7/10/06 08:59 AM, RobTheDemented wrote:

At 7/10/06 08:56 AM, Idocreating wrote: I've seen it done with a Gundam Mech.

I want to have sex with your sig so very badly.

I'm toying with the idea of changing it to something really inappropriate and screenshotting it.

A WW2 game.

Only you play as a Nazi.

Or mabye a simulator of owning a concentration camp.

Or mabye 'Young Turk Adventure'?

The possibilities are endless!

At 7/10/06 09:37 AM, Idocreating wrote: I'm toying with the idea of changing it to something really inappropriate and screenshotting it.

PM the linky to me. <3

I got it- You're A female rights crusader and go around castrating men with a twoplastic sporks and shooting their balls at the Pope- and as a bonus level you eat a pony alive and use an american flag as a napkin and toilet paper. Beat that

At 7/10/06 09:40 AM, RobTheDemented wrote:

At 7/10/06 09:37 AM, Idocreating wrote: I'm toying with the idea of changing it to something really inappropriate and screenshotting it.

PM the linky to me. <3

ido is banned lol becus hes reel stoopid

You play as the antichrist and start of by clawing your way out of your mothers womb, then you have to kill every one in the dillvery room including a jew, a christain, the farther, a hindu, a budhist and a muslim. You the play diffrent stages of the anti christs life killing people in cruel sadistic ways.In cluding a level where you play pac man with black blind babies in a gheto using weed for the power up pills.
In the last leval you rape and kill God then die because he transmited AIDS to you.

At 7/10/06 10:34 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 7/10/06 09:40 AM, RobTheDemented wrote:

At 7/10/06 09:37 AM, Idocreating wrote: I'm toying with the idea of changing it to something really inappropriate and screenshotting it.

PM the linky to me. <3

ido is banned lol becus hes reel stoopid

Ouch, that did not come out very well.

The Attack of The Baby Boomers!: You play as an old, senile man. Your job is to clean up the filth people call this world by driving your golf cart and winning respect through the Republican Gang as you battle other gangs such as the Fags, the Dykes, Those Dirty Immigrants (The South Border Mexicans), and the Nigg...I mean, African Americans. Battle your way through hordes and hordes of chicken-loving Jigaboos! Nuke the Terrorist Bastards before they establish a steady goverment! Defend your homeland as thousands of Beaners and Wetbacks crawl accross the border! And finish the game before you face the indignity of trying to make it to the bathroom before you mess yourself! Coming soon, from Rockstar.

And God bless America.