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The Amazing Race: Interactive!

six contestants, a jew, a muslim, a christian, an atheist, a communist and a mormun contestants must race around the world to make it to their final destination, Iraq. Along the way their will be pit stops which challenges entitled, "Who can whip the black man the artist?" "WTC sim, be the hijacker!" and others including "Beaner trap," and last but not least "Burning the heads of gay people,"

To spice things up all contestants have a small bomb in their throats that will explode at random wether their in a plane, a building or out in public! They also have a pre-selected item to help take care of those other tricky religons. The first person to get to the vatican, rape 5 catholic priests and school girls, assaniate the pope and mung a nun WINS!

Sponsoring in part by CBC

You are a convict who recently escaped from jail after a flood knocked out a power sub station, knocking out power for the whole state. After you recently raid an armory, the first place you go is to your work, where you shoot the receptionist in ther head with a desert eagel. The half of her head is shredded to bits in realistic gore. You then go through the office after locking all the doors and your mission for that level is to mow everyone you see down. You finally get to your boss in his office. After knocking him out and tying him up, you beat him to death with a keyboard. All of the keys fly off and get stuck in all of the cuts that you form from beating him. Then you slowly slit his throat as you shoot out his kneecap. Then you throw him out of his 5 story office to the ground, ironicly, landing on his own car and destroying it.

Next level' s goal is to restock all your ammo by going house to house in a redneck trailer park and knocking them all out. You tie the 20 people up and blindfold them. You then shoot each of them in the head one by one, executing them in a gory blaze of glory.

Next mission would be going to new york and blowing up the statue of liberty. You would fight through waves vof armymen in order to plant a necular sized warhead in the base of the torch. After going a certain safe distance, you blow it and the resulting shrapenel from the explosion kills everyone in a 1000 feet radius.

You then team up with a buddy as you travel cross country, shooting every cop car you see on the way to free every person from prision, throwing the country in chaos.

Last mission is a full blown assualt on the white house. Sending the 40 convicts you put in the swat car and gear you found, you must go through 3 floors to find him. You then find out that the president is in an underground bunker 20 feet under the white house. So you have to find the latch to it and blow it open. You then proceed to kill the bodyguards and then hanging the president with a noose on the steps of the lincon memorial, shortly after, blowing up every monument and building up over 20 feet tall.

SUCK IT!

At 7/11/06 09:49 AM, _Deathsaw_ wrote: You are a convict who recently escaped from jail after a flood knocked out a power sub station, knocking out power for the whole state. After you recently raid an armory, the first place you go is to your work, where you shoot the receptionist in ther head with a desert eagel.

You sir....are my god

At 7/11/06 09:52 AM, SuperSmoothSmiley wrote: You sir....are my god

I' m glad. At least someone likes me.

TOP THIS YOU SQUEMISH PUNKS!

It's a survival horror(O.K. I admit it, this will suck poop)

You are a man, about to be executed, when you are...you have been revived (lots of kids will probably try to do this) by devilish powers (that the devil gained after capturing the Holy Lance, with extreme difficulty) for no reason at all, you are now..."the deathless" a man who is caused extreme pain every waking moment, but cannot die....

100 years later the satanic power that gave you eternal life has arisen, and you must team up with god to beat the flaming poop out of the devil...now, you have no healthbar, just your infinite life to guide you...such as, driving into a wall at 200 MPH to make a bridge, but still living so you can cross it.And you're armed with ULTRA COOL WEAPONS.

So the point is, kids will go emo and kill themselves to hope to be revived, but ultimately NOT being revived.

Whoa.,....that DID suck poop, and now that my granny's not here I can say shit!

You play as a homonecropedophilic psychopath, and you can do absolutely everything. From urinating on crosses and in holy water, to torching people who are incapable of movement after dismembering her/its (there isn't going to be anything male about the victim when you're done with it) limbs with a rusty chainsaw. Preferably the type of chainsaw that has been rusting away in a long-forgotten shack for the past 20 years, and jams every 5 seconds in any limb it is severing at that time.

Furter, you can, of course, rape your (near) dead victims anally, orally, in a hole you created with a meathook, skullfuck or, of course, use your own perverted imagination.
You will be able to demand a ransom for the person you are holding hostage, but kill it/her anyway. You will also be able to keep the victim steady in one place by putting on a leesh of barbed wire, which will cause instant death through hemorrhage if pulled.

You can of course lure children with 'lollypops', deal drugs, pillage, befoul any 'holy' symbols, assasinate politicians (JFK) and 'divine' beings (Jesus), slaughter jews, join the KKK, rebuild the third reich, etc.

The ultimate goal will be to slaughter and befoul the entire world population in the most gory ways you can imagine.

And there will be punch and pie.

At 7/10/06 09:38 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Or mabye a simulator of owning a concentration camp.

A game with that idea exists, I believe it's freeware on the internet. Look up "Moral Panic" and/or "Video Game Controvercy" on wikipedia. It should be somewhere there.

At 7/11/06 10:00 AM, Centurion_Ryan wrote: stuff

It's not that great, but i do like the idea of it possibly causing emo's to finally kill themselves.

At 7/11/06 10:15 AM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 7/10/06 09:38 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Or mabye a simulator of owning a concentration camp.

A game with that idea exists, I believe it's freeware on the internet. Look up "Moral Panic" and/or "Video Game Controvercy" on wikipedia. It should be somewhere there.

Those crazy Nazis.

They even have a Nazi version of Doom.

As much as I like computer games, I think I would feel ill playing that. Ugh....simulator game.

I may give it a try later.

At 7/11/06 11:02 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Those crazy Nazis.

They even have a Nazi version of Doom.

As much as I like computer games, I think I would feel ill playing that. Ugh....simulator game.

I may give it a try later.

Why not play the get 780 posts in a week game?

At 7/11/06 11:09 AM, Idocreating wrote: Why not play the get 780 posts in a week game?

Because I like a game that can challenge me.

</HUGEego>

At 7/11/06 10:15 AM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 7/10/06 09:38 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Or mabye a simulator of owning a concentration camp.

A game with that idea exists, I believe it's freeware on the internet. Look up "Moral Panic" and/or "Video Game Controvercy" on wikipedia. It should be somewhere there.

Yeah, I see the entry. I may d/l it later. It's the sort of thing my brother will tell my parents though.

What did everybody think about my game? Maybe ,if people like it, i' ll turn it into a flash game or something.

At 7/11/06 11:46 AM, _Deathsaw_ wrote: What did everybody think about my game? Maybe ,if people like it, i' ll turn it into a flash game or something.

You should do it man, it sounds like a laugh.

I'd imagine that it would get high scores from most people.

At 7/11/06 11:51 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 7/11/06 11:46 AM, _Deathsaw_ wrote: What did everybody think about my game? Maybe ,if people like it, i' ll turn it into a flash game or something.

You should do it man, it sounds like a laugh.

I'd imagine that it would get high scores from most people.

Ok i' ll do it. I' ll just need some help from people to make it happen. I' m not that flash skilledbut i' ll surf the web for sounds and stuff. I' m just gona need a person decent with flash to help me. Any volinteers?

At 7/11/06 12:01 PM, _Deathsaw_ wrote: Any volinteers?

Try making a seperate thred or mabye one in the flash forum.

Most people won't read this deep into the topic. :S

Maybe not the most contraversial, but a good one nonetheless.

A game like Guitar Hero, but the controller is a cock (known as the cocktroller). Instead of buttons theres different pleasure centers that you press and the game imitates jacking off a giant penis. Instead of music, you're playing to different pornos!

At 7/11/06 12:09 PM, RacconCityMassacare wrote: Maybe not the most contraversial, but a good one nonetheless.

A game like Guitar Hero, but the controller is a cock (known as the cocktroller). Instead of buttons theres different pleasure centers that you press and the game imitates jacking off a giant penis. Instead of music, you're playing to different pornos!

This already exists.

jesus alah and muhamad mortal combat, get over here

At 7/11/06 11:38 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 7/11/06 10:15 AM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 7/10/06 09:38 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Or mabye a simulator of owning a concentration camp.

A game with that idea exists, I believe it's freeware on the internet. Look up "Moral Panic" and/or "Video Game Controvercy" on wikipedia. It should be somewhere there.

Yeah, I see the entry. I may d/l it later. It's the sort of thing my brother will tell my parents though.

And racking up close to 30,000 posts on a forum doesn't make them think that your spending way too much time on your PC?

So violence is a big no no, but wasting away infront of the PC is fine.

Damn, you got a role reversal to my situation.

easy....your a german who uses the power of holocost to kill every urban envirement who have a weapon that shoots dead kittens having sex. your first mission is yo bomb isreal with a bomb made of shredded american flags and child tears.the bomb kills the german who then turns into a naked muhammed ali.

TOP THAT!

O.K. fine. Top this:

You are the Virgin Marry b4 Jesus was born and you have to go around screwing as many people as you can b4 the three wise men get there to see you and you get health by successful f*cks and the whole point of this game is so that God will see you unfit to carry someone as holy as the baby Jesus and in the end makes your bastard father carry the baby.

you play as CHarles Manson and you shoot babies in the face, you kill pregnant women and rip out the baby and smash them againt the wall.

best idea i got so far

They could make a game adaptation of the John Waters classic, "Pink Flamingos". You would play as either the fat transvestite Divine or "her" two children as they earn the title of the Most Perverse Family in Baltimore. You would do things like having sex with chickens, eating policemen and dog poo, flashing people in the park, random murders, raping women to breed children to sell to lesbian couples, and so on.

Maus Is sexualy frustrated. She has eroded all of her girl friends from the fanny-out. She needs relief. The first level Is Carmilla, and Saria. You get points for the amount of orgasms forced by them, and health Is gained by collecting different dildos. The next day ; Saria and Carmillia are dead. All women have been evacuated. She has no other option, she goes to the other mods houses, lures them into a trap and then forcably give them a sex change operation. You get more points for the rustier the cutting tool used Is. Gooch and Evark fall eaisily. The learning curve get's a lot steaper at this point, and you have to use more techniques like 'de-dicker' and the 'knee through balls'. You get XP points and you can unlock new skills like 'Tenticle rape' and 'Increase squirt distance'. All the mods are put Into protection programs and you have to hunt them down and rape them. Stamper secretly joins you and helps you track down the mods, he claims he want's to be allowed to make peni-threads without being moaned at by mods, but It a cut scene It turns out he was acctully born a girl. You eventually work you way up through the mods and make It to the NG office, Ozcar Is gaurding It. Here Is a guide on how to compleate It I stole from GameFaqs

"You wont go any further, Maus"
"Bite me." Replies Maus, blinded with sexual frustration.
"I never liked you Maus, It was me that deleted the 'Are we still friends' thread.
Maus draws a vey rusty sword, covered in blood and come.
She screams "YOU'LL PAY!"

Immedietly go left, and collect the 5 dildos hidden behind the womans institute supply crate. You should switch the sword, as Ozcar can parry swords with his blam stick. Instead through a liquid silk grenade, and while he is getting the goo of him, sneak up from behind and shove a vibrator up his rectum, do this three times, and you should go into a cut-scene where Maus usses the sword to neuter Ozcar, eat his penis, and then rape him as Ozcaphine.

After this you go onto the NG office, where you fight Wade, then Tom. Just before you beat Tom, stamper arrives, Maus thinks Stamper will fight for her, and make a nice and easy fight, but how boring would that be? Anyway, It's all very emotional. So he reviels his sexualiy, and gender, and betrays Maus. Luckily there's a checkpoints so you can do it as much as you want. After a few days of stamper and Fulp rape you should have compleated the game. Well done, you have compelated the most contoversial game ever made.

Well, you you moderate or adminastrate Newgrounds that Is.

Thanks to -
BannanaBreadMuffin, for mod names.
Idocreating, for telling me to do It.

BTW mods, this Is a joke.

After this you have to

At 7/20/06 06:00 PM, FeargusMcDuff wrote: Maus Is sexualy frustrated. She has eroded all of her girl friends from the fanny-out. She needs relief. The first level Is Carmilla, and Saria.

Did i not tell you that needed changing?

At 7/20/06 06:00 PM, FeargusMcDuff wrote:

The funniest thing ever. *applause*

*Bow*

That would make a great game.

rofl @ feargusmcduff

lets hope EA are reading this so they can publish the game.