Monster Racer Rush
Select between 5 monster racers, upgrade your monster skill and win the competition!
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Build most powerful forces, unleash hordes of monster and control your soldiers!
3.80 / 5.00 4,200 Views'Assisted Suicide', the stealth\racer hybrid. Basically you have to hide the syringe from the authorities until it's too late. Then you have to try to escape to Sweden, where it's legal, with your catatonic patient.
'Mickey Mouse presents: Gay Marriage'. Made especially for our younger audiences, this game teaches five to seven year olds the importance of hating gays. Presented with everyone's favorite Disney character, Mickey Mouse, demonstrating his virility and hetrosexuality in a number of unlockable cutscenes. Not suitable for those that find poorly animated rodent pornography offensive.
'Command and Conquer: AIDs'. A clever RTS. Can you command your bodies defenses to fight off the AIDs virus? Answer: No. You die. Teach you to fuck a monkey.
'9/11'. Flight simulator with a twist.
'Theme Brothel'. By Bullfrog. Furnish your brothel, hire prostitutes and bribe police officers. Take time out from the main game to play several exciting mini-games such as "Escape the man with a gun who you gave the clap".
'My Little Pony: Pony in Season'. Ideal for the female market of gamers. Ride your horse around the idyllic countryside, or enter showjumping competitions, then watch in horror as it is brutally raped by a stallion. Say the developers "It was a couragous decision to show hardcore horse penetration in a video game, but I'm glad we had the foresight to do so. Though our motion-capture studio is now disconcertingly sticky, it was worth it for the high-resolution pre-rendered cutscenes you can enjoy with this game".
"The World's Most Controversial Game Ever". MMORPG. The adopted AIDs orphan goes on a binge drinking spree and takes some class-A drugs recreationally before cloning himself, having some designer babies and becoming a Communist. The game has two distinct phases - raping your own babies, killing them and burning them as fuel (thus contributing to global warming) and giving backhanders to recognisable parliamentry figures to allow you to do so. Along the way, you are given various tasks, such as killing endangered species, filming youself self-harming and putting the video on the internet, recruiting children into Al-Queda or smuggling immegrants across the border.
Many unlockable secrets await those who explore the game. If you can deface a copy of the Qu'ran, you unlock cartoons of Mohammed... naked. If you can prove the Bible wrong, you get to dress up as a priest and molest an alter boy. The unlockable 'Holocaust Chainsaw Massacre' is a reward for the very persistant player, one who reaches level thirty in the 'Nazi' class.
Is there anything I've missed out?
At 6/6/06 04:06 PM, The_Wisp wrote: Can you bastards keep religion out of your ideas? I am very offended by some of the posts i read in this thread. There are several other things which you can make fun of but why choose religion and God? This is a very sensitive topic.
Because, this is, you know, about controvercy?
Way to not read.
Besides, you're apparently a night-elf, and whilst I'm not sure what you guys actually worship, I'm pretty sure it hasn't been offended (yet).
Anyway, how about Skeleton Gangrape: The Game. Guide T-Bone and the gang through multiple levels to rape and ravage young girls (and boys, occationally), by sticking bones in to ankward places. Take part in the break-dance showdown to win the bet for the mayors daughter. Also smoke magic and werewolves!
At 6/7/06 02:49 PM, x_Toadenalin_x wrote:
Or possibly an expansion pack for 'The Sims' called 'Guantanamo Bay'
That would be awsome. It should also include Abu ghraib, secret CIA flights and murdering unarmed civillians.
Also, you people try too hard. "Ass-rape-dead-fetuses-as-jesus/mohammed-o
n-drugs" has been done (in this thread) allready. We need simple ideas, simple consepts. Like Them Brothel, oral sex sim, NBK the game etc.
But there seriously should be a high-quality game featuring graphic sex. Singles or Hot Coffee mod do not count.
At 6/7/06 05:31 PM, -munchies wrote: Abortion DS
Guide the tube to suck out the embryo with the stylus? I'd buy that.
At 6/7/06 05:34 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:At 6/7/06 05:31 PM, -munchies wrote: Abortion DSGuide the tube to suck out the embryo with the stylus? I'd buy that.
You gotta go through the entire life of the fetus, so you gotta use the stylus to impregnate the woman in the first place.
At 6/7/06 05:39 PM, idOcrEatING wrote:At 6/7/06 05:34 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:You gotta go through the entire life of the fetus, so you gotta use the stylus to impregnate the woman in the first place.At 6/7/06 05:31 PM, -munchies wrote: Abortion DSGuide the tube to suck out the embryo with the stylus? I'd buy that.
I'm still working out the story, but the sequel will, as of now, be known as "Abortion Clinic DS: The Reckoning".
Okay, you play as a 19 year old gangbanger filled in a city with drugs, blood, sex, booze, and profanity. He's white, and he's in the KKK, so he shoots all the black people (and people of pigment) and runs off in darkness, and tittyfucks a whore. He says cunt at least twenty times in the first five cutscenes, and never finishes a sentence with out cursing. He's a heroine addict, too.
...hmm so lets see...
CHECK LIST FOR CONTRAVERSY:
- RAPE
- RACIAL HATRED
- ANTISEMITISM
- DRUG ABUSE
- ULTRA VIOLENCE
- NECROPHILIA
THINGS YOU MISSED:
- PEADOPHILLIA
- EXTREAM SATINISM
- SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING (ABOUT BAD STUFF)
*sigh*deadbabiespyro
necropheliawhatev'
At 6/7/06 05:49 PM, Atomic_head_charge wrote: ...hmm so lets see...
CHECK LIST FOR CONTRAVERSY:
- RAPE
- RACIAL HATRED
- ANTISEMITISM
- DRUG ABUSE
- ULTRA VIOLENCE
- NECROPHILIA
THINGS YOU MISSED:
- PEADOPHILLIA
- EXTREAM SATINISM
- SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING (ABOUT BAD STUFF)
*sigh*deadbabiespyro
necropheliawhatev'
OK so mine wasn't perfect, it was still good and i could easily add those last few things (even if peadophilla was the only major thing i missed).
At 6/7/06 05:49 PM, Atomic_head_charge wrote: THINGS YOU MISSED:
- PEADOPHILLIA
Actually, that's the main theme of my game. But I trashed it, as it doesn't really make too much sense, and not really controversial.
okay here's one
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you have just gotten out of jail for smoking pot, then you realize, you can SELL IT!!!
you start selling all these drugs out of the back of your van, then this girl comes along, shes 18 and loves ex, when she dosnt have enough to pay you it turns into a hardcore porn scene in which the girl fucks a traffic cone. then she goes and gives your pet horse a blow job because it is lonely, it blows its load and she starts puking... while getting slooged on. then martha stuart goes to buy cocaine for bill clinton, and then the police come and arrest them both. then they are tied up with leather and both gang banged by angry midgets covered in thousand island dressing. then everyone dies of TB...
At 6/7/06 06:11 PM, KoT_AirVets wrote: okay here's one
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you have just gotten out of jail for smoking pot, then you realize, you can SELL IT!!!
you start selling all these drugs out of the back of your van, then this girl comes along, shes 18 and loves ex, when she dosnt have enough to pay you it turns into a hardcore porn scene in which the girl fucks a traffic cone. then she goes and gives your pet horse a blow job because it is lonely, it blows its load and she starts puking... while getting slooged on. then martha stuart goes to buy cocaine for bill clinton, and then the police come and arrest them both. then they are tied up with leather and both gang banged by angry midgets covered in thousand island dressing. then everyone dies of TB...
Let's change that:
Crystal
STORY: You play as Grant Elam, you have just gotten out of jail for possesion of herioine, weed, cocaine and VAST amounts of crystal meth. You desperately try to change your life, and get off the shithole you call a life.
Short on funds to do this, you decide to sell the very thing that put you in jail in the first place, meth.
GAMEPLAY: For the first 30 minutes, you will have to raise funds by doing odd jobs such as:
- Jerking a priest off
- Breaking up an anti-abortion rally (which has ties to my portable game)
- Killing 5 new borns
- Burning down temples, churches, and other places of worship
- kidnapping children and watching as they are raped
When you get enough funds, you start to go to work on making that once enormous amount of drugs you once possessed.
When finished, you start to take your product unto the streets, where gang warfare has run turned the city inside out.
You must sell your product to everyone, and I mean EVERYONE.
One day, on the job, you meet a little girl by the name of Debra. You quickly fall in love with this 12 year old and you make passionate love to her. Knowing that you cannot get away with such things, you go off and kill her parents, who happen to be respected citizens of the nearby town and church community. Leaving massive blood stains all and around the house, with one message that reads:
"Rose Bud....."
its nice its nice, but istead of rose bud the words "CONGO" are written in blood. and instead of jerking off priest you have to behead them, put their heads on steaks and plant them in thier yards and tie thier children to the post, cover their children in honey and use a nail gun to stick thier hands in the ground next to an ant hill?
At 6/7/06 04:34 PM, idOcrEatING wrote: 10 for effort. 6 for controversiality.
Yeah I actually copied pasted that from a long while back, I was gonna post it for something else. Controversiality was only partly what it was about at the time I came up with the idea. My point originally was about games that are Adult Only, that should in fact be Adult Only like Rated-R movies. Still I think there should be games like Pulp Fiction or Natural Born Killers.
Still, thats an awesome idea.
Thanks.
It's called Bomb The Towers. You fly a plane into the twin towers, then somehow escape, kill all the firemen trying 2 save people and then rape every dead body.
You rape and murder people, then rape the bodies, and eviscerate them, leaving dead animals inside the open wound. It's not a console, games can be in real life too ;)
"I don't turn water to to wine but to cold coors light, I'm not Jesus I know, but I got that hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow"
And here I thought that a first-person shooter based on columbine was a controversial idea.
At 6/7/06 08:02 PM, Bendajamin wrote: It's called Bomb The Towers. You fly a plane into the twin towers, then somehow escape, kill all the firemen trying 2 save people and then rape every dead body.
Hmm...sounds vaguely familiar, like when I play Flight Simulator Mods...
Pretty much anything with sex in it would sell.
I'm going to torture your boyhole with my meatwand.
The main character is a Black/Asian/Hispanic/Jewish transexual gay five yearold. need i say more?
I think simple ideas are funnier - we've had violence, religion and sex in copeous amounts.
On that subject "Auswitch" - like "Theme Hospital", but a little more controversial
You play as the unknown to the entire world grandson of Adolf Hitler. By the end of the year 2005 your secret organization of the most perverted pedophiles, necrophiles, fekophiles, animal fuckers, hardcore nazis, racists, psychos, satanists and cannibals is fully established. It's the year 2006 and the time to strike has come. You seek to create a new super power by secretly destroying democracy and order everywhere. How do you do this?? For example, you can stalk the most influential jews, blacks, muslims, christians, buddhists, gays etc. and kidnap them. You can kidnap minors, pregnant women, little babies and steal corpses aswell in order to satisfy everyone in your organization. The more you kidnap and the more "stealthy" (meaning you don't attract too much police, goverment, world attention. Secrecy is your most powerful weapon) you're kidnapings are the more points, and most importantly, the more MONEY you get. Yes, money is very important cause with it you can buy brand new weapons, torturing equipment, you could even create your own little army later on when you are powerful enough and don't have to hide the existence of your organization anymore, buy nukes to bomb Izrael for example.
Mini games would also exist in this game. For example something that i call "The Auschwitz Shootout!!". You have a privatly owned and operated concentration camp. You put tons of jews in it. Your goal is to kill as many Jews as possible. More jews more points on the Jew-o-Meter. Creativity, brutality, bloodines is also awarded with points for there are many weapons on this map. Everything from simple crowbars to rocket launchers. But that's not all. This would be also something of a Deathmatch since:
1. The Jews could also pick up the weapons
2. There would be other Jew Hunters on this map and you'd have to fight them too
Various other mini games would exist such as, beastiality games, throwing pregnant women into pools of lava, acid etc., making minors suck of a coprse whilst you are fucking the coprse in the ass and eating a dead baby, and many, many others.
So... there you go. That's my idea.
"GROOOOAAAAAR!!!!" - Tyrannosaurus rex, 65 million years ago
Man some people are really twisted...
You play as the Muslim Prophet Muhammed and go around raping little children until their organs fall out through their nose. Necrophilia gives you bonus points and you ride on top of a flying penis.
How about one where you have a TV crew and you have to go catch serial killers then get dead bodies and them in a park and film what these serial killers do to the dead body. Once done you unlock this serial killers quest where you play as the killer commiting his crime.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
I don't know if it's been stated yet, but the most controversial game idea would be Southern Plantation Owner: 1840 Edition.
One could run a plantation (like a tycoon game), while going down to a third person view and being able to walk around, whip slaves, order them around, and the like.
I'm not racist, but that would be extremely controversial.
If you want contoversial then how about...
9/11 : The Game! (You are the terrorists, of course)
How's this:
You are a the incredible Necropedoman! A super villain that flyes from town to town raping pregnant women then riping out their unborn children and raping them aswell. You get bonus points for eating their brains and fucking the occasional corpse.
"GROOOOAAAAAR!!!!" - Tyrannosaurus rex, 65 million years ago