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01 The Final Elbows 5 Points

well! what it is!

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World 5 Points

well! what is it!

03 ePolaroid 5 Points

*looks skyward*

04 The Smartest Man in the World 5 Points

*points down*

05 Billbored 5 Points

praise the sun!

06 Endgame 5 Points

*proper bow*

07 Moustache Man 5 Points

r1 r1 r1 r1

08 Artistic Potential 5 Points

prostration

09 Hitmen 5 Points

roll bs roll bs roll bs

10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points

impossibru!

010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

010 dies lol

020 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

020 dies

030 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

030 dies

040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

040 dies

050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

050 dies

060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

060 dies

070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

070 dies

080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

080 dies

090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

090 dies

100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

100 dies omgwtf

Author Comments

arrow keys move Hipster.
space bar makes Hipster jump.*
use the F key to F stuff up.

total score is cu·mu·la·tive for your newgrounds account.

songs by:
Bob Schneider — https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/bob-schneider/id86359
Jay Double Okay — http://www.last.fm/music/Jay+Double+Okay
Julian Velard — https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/julian-velard/id64631459
Sebastian Bunda

*Hipster jumps in different ways depending on different things.

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talk about having the world handed to you on a platter.

this game has some of the worst floatiest controls I have ever experienced in a game and I'm arguably a worse person for attempting to play it

Played this game a pretty long time ago, forgot its name and was suprised when I found it on here, still stays as being pretty cool and stuff :)

Uhh... Why the music changed?

Edit: Glad it's back.

I actually thought this was gonna be a torture game ngl

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3.97 / 5.00

Uploaded
Sep 24, 2014
6:15 PM EDT
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