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Die Hipster!

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01 The Final Elbows 5 Points

well! what it is!

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World 5 Points

well! what is it!

03 ePolaroid 5 Points

*looks skyward*

04 The Smartest Man in the World 5 Points

*points down*

05 Billbored 5 Points

praise the sun!

06 Endgame 5 Points

*proper bow*

07 Moustache Man 5 Points

r1 r1 r1 r1

08 Artistic Potential 5 Points


09 Hitmen 5 Points

roll bs roll bs roll bs

10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points


010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

010 dies lol

020 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

020 dies

030 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

030 dies

040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

040 dies

050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

050 dies

060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

060 dies

070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

070 dies

080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

080 dies

090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

090 dies

100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

100 dies omgwtf

Author Comments

arrow keys move Hipster.
space bar makes Hipster jump.*
use the F key to F stuff up.

total score is cu·mu·la·tive for your newgrounds account.

songs by:
Bob Schneider — https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/bob-schneider/id86359
Jay Double Okay — http://www.last.fm/music/Jay+Double+Okay
Julian Velard — https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/julian-velard/id64631459
Sebastian Bunda

*Hipster jumps in different ways depending on different things.

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Nigh incoherent, inconsistent graphics, clunky controls, and not much interactivity. The saving graces are the music, the graphics, the gallery, and the mockery. Overall, not worth the effort.

Though a-lot of people hate the game, I found a lot of good in this. For one, I like the soundtrack in this game. The gameplay is a tad bit sluggish, but I love the art style. I also enjoy the irony and satire in this game. It lacks in other achievements, but otherwise, very well made.

sorry thought it was a pile a crap with a stick stuck in it so ..

That blonde man in the second floor of the hipster shit store looks like Trump!

I enjoyed the game pretty much, the controls weren't that so crappy. It was just very challenging to jump off edges (mostly the one between the edge and the boy throwing the ball and the hanging metallic step on *not sure what it was called ahahha*). Well anyways, I also enjoyed the lively music and you did good for the credits *you got me watching there! XD*. The trophies aren't that hard to get (although I only didn't get the "01 Final Elbows" and the other all repeated dying counts - not really up to it). And by the way, I think I broke the game as I found a glitch when I fell off the edge and fell on the elevator (I accidentally pressed F *it's not really an accident - I just thought a shortcut might work haha*), but then the elevator instead of going up, it went all the way down and my screen turned to black :P you should have put an achievement for that hahaha.

Not sure if there's more as I've been staring at the black screen after that for sometime now. Great game and art concept!

BTW, I don't really give reviews. This one caught my first attention. :D :D Nice One!