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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 19:44:32


At 6/6/03 07:18 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:
At 6/6/03 06:52 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *genetically enhanced chicken throws itself on mr_trivia's grill* Behold the wonders of modern science!
*Then the chicken goes insane and tries to grill Mr. Trivia*

*injects experimental BBQ Sauce with an oversized turkey baster to paralyze the chicken*


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 19:49:46


At 6/6/03 07:42 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:
At 6/6/03 07:38 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *laughs at Lord_Miroku_Sama because mr_trivia's wallet is empty*
*Miroku beats Mr. Trivia for being broke>:(*

*$1 comes out of mr_trivia's mouth, which the genetically enhanced chicken takes to buy a bottle of BBQ Sauce*


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 19:50:53


*Builds a time machince to save the world*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 20:04:38


At 6/6/03 07:50 PM, Miggles wrote: *Builds a time machince to save the world*

*Steals machine and goes back to 1984*


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 21:08:17


At 6/6/03 08:10 PM, okkid1900 wrote: *played golf ball and the ball went through the mans head

(Hehe, you can't play golf ball! You play golf lol...)

The man happens to be MisterMadhatter.

*Turns around and sees a golf ball sized hole in his head through reflection in a grill*

*Notices some sort of fight between a huge chicken, a man, and another man who seems to be broke*

*Attacks the chicken with a huge toothbrush taken from back pocket*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 21:14:24


*chicken starts drinking a bottle of BBQ Sauce*


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Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 21:46:38


At 6/6/03 09:14 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *chicken starts drinking a bottle of BBQ Sauce*

*Chicken mutates and eats Mr. Madhatter*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 21:58:50


*Mr. Madhatter runs around putting hats on everyones heads... unforutnatlly they are filled with babypowder and they make everyone choke*

*COUGH*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 22:03:27


At 6/6/03 09:58 PM, I-sKi-In-SnOw wrote: *Mr. Madhatter runs around putting hats on everyones heads... unforutnatlly they are filled with babypowder and they make everyone choke*

Runs up to Mr. Madhatter, returns hat and expresses his dislike for the choice of hat

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 23:27:32


At 6/6/03 09:46 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:
At 6/6/03 09:14 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *chicken starts drinking a bottle of BBQ Sauce*
*Chicken mutates and eats Mr. Madhatter*

*Mad pulls out his machete, cuts out from the chicken's stomach, therefor killing the chicken*

*Mad falls asleep on the ground*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 23:35:03


At 6/6/03 11:27 PM, MisterMadhatter wrote:
*Mad pulls out his machete, cuts out from the chicken's stomach, therefor killing the chicken*

*Mad falls asleep on the ground*

*Lifts Mad onto shoulder, carries him to a bench and procedes to instigate Ricky Lake style "Makeover" on his sleeping form*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-06 23:40:41


*Lifts Mad onto shoulder, carries him to a bench and procedes to instigate Ricky Lake style "Makeover" on his sleeping form*

*re-enters game witha big bag of weed*

"whats up with that dude raping that other guy while hes asleep?"

*rolls a fattie*

"anyone what a hit?"


If you dont stand for something,you'll fall for anything

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:10:26


*looks around for familiar faces*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:16:47


At 6/7/03 11:10 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *looks around for familiar faces*

Waves to Anime_Goddess

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:23:39


At 6/7/03 11:16 AM, Dark_Serpent wrote: Waves to Anime_Goddess

*waves back* where da heck is everyone?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:26:57


At 6/7/03 11:23 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/7/03 11:16 AM, Dark_Serpent wrote: Waves to Anime_Goddess
*waves back* where da heck is everyone?

*puts chicken back on grill* I'm on the patio.


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Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:28:27


At 6/7/03 11:23 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/7/03 11:16 AM, Dark_Serpent wrote: Waves to Anime_Goddess
*waves back* where da heck is everyone?

Hello! Want some chicken I got back from KFC!?!?!?

I don't have watermelon juice and stuff, but I do have acid juice!

*takes a sip*

mmm, still warm

*blank expression on face, then falls down on the ground*

God, help me, my voicebox! No!!!

" _-_--_-_ _-__-__ "

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:28:31


At 6/6/03 11:40 PM, iAmHaTeD wrote:
*Lifts Mad onto shoulder, carries him to a bench and procedes to instigate Ricky Lake style "Makeover" on his sleeping form*
*re-enters game witha big bag of weed*

"whats up with that dude raping that other guy while hes asleep?"

*rolls a fattie*

"anyone what a hit?"

*Awakes to find a strange man putting make-up on him*

*Punches the man in the face and runs*

*Hides in some nearby shrubbery*

*Smokes some with HaTeD while crouched in the shrubs*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:29:06


At 6/7/03 11:26 AM, mr_trivia wrote: *puts chicken back on grill* I'm on the patio.

*has sex with asian babes and then hangs out with Axel foley* I'm in the asian babes/Axel Foley room.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:30:12


At 6/7/03 11:23 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *waves back* where da heck is everyone?

'They've all realised what a waste of time this has become.'

*Realises the irony in his comment*

'D'oh.'

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:31:44


*tries to figure out what to do next*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:32:43


*drops a monkey into the room and leaves*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:34:26


At 6/7/03 11:31 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *tries to figure out what to do next*

'Come, dance with me in the rain.'

*Holds out hand.*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:37:10


At 6/7/03 11:34 AM, -Z- wrote: 'Come, dance with me in the rain.'

*looks up at sky in confusion* 'Rain, What Rain?'

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:39:07


At 6/7/03 11:37 AM, Dark_Serpent wrote: *looks up at sky in confusion* 'Rain, What Rain?'

'Oh, how stupid of me...'

*Clicks fingers*
*Starts to rain*

'That's better.'

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:41:11


At 6/7/03 11:34 AM, -Z- wrote: *Holds out hand.*

*raises an eyebrow* I went for a run in the rain for half an hour... and now you want me to dance in the rain as well? *sniffs* Ha-choo!!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:41:13


At 6/7/03 11:39 AM, -Z- wrote: 'Oh, how stupid of me...'

*Clicks fingers*
*Starts to rain*

'That's better.'

"Whoa that's a pretty good trick"

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:44:59


At 6/7/03 11:31 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *tries to figure out what to do next*

"__--__-___-_--_-----__-__--_-_-!!!!"

Translation: My voice box has melted. Drive me to hoppital. Oh god help me.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:46:24


At 6/7/03 11:41 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *raises an eyebrow* I went for a run in the rain for half an hour... and now you want me to dance in the rain as well? *sniffs* Ha-choo!!

'Fine, if you don't want to, I mean I only went to all the trouble of making it rain and everything.'

*Clicks fingers*
*Stops raining*

'I'm going for a drink, I could do with one.'

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-07 11:47:40


At 6/7/03 11:44 AM, 1 wrote: Translation: My voice box has melted. Drive me to hoppital. Oh god help me.

*speeds in an ambulance and accidentally runs over the poor guy* oh sorry mate..